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Toplist Points 194 == Toplist Rank [50.000+ (bad)]

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“Kirk’s love of his career…” “…and devotion to his ship…” “…made it difficult for him to carry on a long-term relationship with...

18 days ago

“Kirk’s love of his career…” “…and devotion to his ship…” “…made it difficult for him to carry on a long-term relationship with...

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RIP Sir Sean Connery (1930-2020)
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RIP Sir Sean Connery (1930-2020)

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“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

1 month ago

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

Katara, trying to heal Zuko after the final Agni Kai: Can you rate your pain for me?

Zuko: [barely breathing] Zero stars

Katara:

Zuko: Would not recommend?

1 month ago

Katara, trying to heal Zuko after the final Agni Kai: Can you rate your pain for me?Zuko: [barely breathing] Zero...

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Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?
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1 month ago

Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?

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Never not reblog.
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Never not reblog.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)    please dont tag as stan//cest o:

1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) please dont tag as stan//cest o:

I accidentally typed “teagedy” instead of “tragedy” and all I could think of is

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2 months ago

I accidentally typed "teagedy" instead of "tragedy" and all I could think of is

2 months ago

For the tropes prompt: voyeurism/degradation? It seems like an interesting combination...

Hi, @cosmicbash, my weekly soft Em pic for you ❤❤❤

2 months ago

Hi, @cosmicbash, my weekly soft Em pic for you ❤❤❤

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Steve has the great misfortune of being the eldest son of the family, destined to fail miserably should he ever leave home to...

2 months ago

Steve has the great misfortune of being the eldest son of the family, destined to fail miserably should he ever leave home to...

I need you all to see, especially you @cosmicbash, what Em texts 50 cent on a regular basis cause I’m screaming

2 months ago

I need you all to see, especially you @cosmicbash, what Em texts 50 cent on a regular basis cause I'm screaming

how did people even function properly when he was around them?? He so beautiful??! I would cry

3 months ago

how did people even function properly when he was around them?? He so beautiful??! I would cry

Imagine Em being a red carpet evant and Kelly is there too, wearing a floral suit and he has this cute umbrella with him.

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At some point it gets windy and Kelly loses his grip on the umberalla. Em is close enough to pick it up and hand it back to him.

“Well aren’t you a gentleman? And I here I thought you were just a grumpy old man.”

Em rolls his eyes. “Just don’t lose it again. I might not be close enough or not care enough to get it.”

“Whatever you say, old man.” Kelly winks at him and blows him a kiss as he walks away and Em is left standing there with a blush.

Yes so cute. This would become a thing whenever they were at the same event. Kelly would have some cool umbrella and whenever Em is around he would either drop it or let the wind get it. And every time Em would rescue it.

Definitely and Kells acts all  innocent when Em ask him if he does it on the purpos. soon TMZ and other news media are on to them.

‘Is Eminem MGK’s  shining knight in armor?’ one TMZ title reads

when Em sees it, he has to remind himself not to fall for anymore of Kell’s tricks.

But he still ends up picking up another fashionable umbrella for the blonde the next time they’re at the same evant and the not only because Kells dropped it, but also because he sees another dude about to get it for him and makes Em feel possessive over the blonde.

Ooh yes, I love this.

After a few more articles and Kelly getting even more obvious with his "misplacing" of his umbrella at the next one Em just full on steals it.

Instead of picking the umbrella up and returning it to the blonde Em instead props it over his own shoulder and casually carries it the rest of the way along the red carpet. Twirling it and cocking his head for the cameras with a straight face like the gaudy floral thing matches at all with his casual white tracksuit outfit. (Which it actually somewhat does as he finds out later when the pics are posted much to his annoyance)

It leaves Kelly stunned. So caught off guard by Em just continuing down the carpet with it that by the time he snaps out of it the other rapper is too far ahead of them in the crowd for his retrieval of it to be anything short of causing a scene. So, instead he forced to awkwardly laugh for the cameras and hope his blush isn't to visible (it is).

Any hopes of snatching it back are also thwarted by the event itself, because by the time he gets inside Em's already taken off to his seat.

It's not until he's standing at the afterparty that the blonde realizes Em is actively avoiding him. All attempts to get close quickly thwarted by conviently placed security guards or gifted drinks.

By the end of the night Kelly's left feeling defeated. Not only is the fun little game he's been playing with the older rapper over but now he's also lost one of his favorite umbrellas. It's a total bust.

To somehow make matters EVEN worse when he steps outside to leave of course it's started raining.

How fitting.

Usually he would just wait for the valet to bring his car up but as chance would have it tonight was the one night Kelly had foregone the service. Everything seemed to be out to get the blonde. It's got Kelly feeling utterly depressed.

He must stand there furiously texting and hopelessly trying to wait out the pouring rain for at least 15 minutes before giving up and accepting his fate.

The first step he goes to take outside the safe exit pavillion is quickly prevented by a sharp grip curling around his elbow, yanking him back a few more steps than necessary.

"Yo what the-"

"Too bad you don't have an umbrella."

It's Em. Of course it's Em. Standing there with barely contained amusement, Kelly's umbrella open and propped over his shoulder spinning.

Kelly's face has never gotten red faster.

The older rapper doesn't wait for him to respond before he's brushing past, out into the stormy weather to position himself just out of the Kelly's reach before he talks. "You waiting on a lift? Better stand back a good couple feet, this puddle out here's going to be a splash zone in no time-"

"Em-"

"If you're trying to wait it out to go to your car I'm afraid the weather report says it's gonna be at least another few hours-"

The man's not even trying to hide his smile at this point. Just full on beaming at Kelly in a way that both infuriates him and makes his heart skip. Of course Em would find enjoyment in torturing him. Really Kelly should feel relieved that some ruined hair and outfit is all the revenge Em is inflicting.

"Yeah." Kelly's voice sounds defeated even to his own ears. "Alright. I get it. You win. Keep it, I'll just-" Again a firm palm plants itself on the center of his chest. Stopping him just short of stepping out into the downpour.

"I suppose," Em's tilting his head. "I could be a gentleman and offer to walk you to your car."

If TMZ thought pics of Em repeatedly returning those umbrellas were newsworthy than the new snaps they get of Em guiding Kelly to his vehicle with a palm on his lower back and a self satisified smirk under their shared umbrella have to be front page material.

3 months ago

Imagine Em being a red carpet evant and Kelly is there too, wearing a floral suit and he has this cute umbrella with him. At...

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“Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.”—Hayao Miyazaki        SPIRITED...
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3 months ago

“Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.”—Hayao Miyazaki       SPIRITED...

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· I am ash from your fire. · stevetony + HOAX
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· I am ash from your fire. · stevetony + HOAX

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I heard someone was having “bottom Em discussion” so I would like to present to you: THIS  👀 @cosmicbash
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4 months ago

I heard someone was having “bottom Em discussion” so I would like to present to you: THIS 👀 @cosmicbash

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I heard someone was having "bottom Em discussion" so I would like to present to you: THIS 👀 @cosmicbash
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4 months ago

I heard someone was having "bottom Em discussion" so I would like to present to you: THIS 👀 @cosmicbash

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this is so fucking funny

4 months ago

this is so fucking funny

4 months ago

Mr-entj, I'm a senior in college and starting my career soon which this blog has been an abundance of valuable information. What...

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:)  More Behind the GIFs. 
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:)  More Behind the GIFs. 

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I actually found the second pic from this day that was on Elton's insta story, I don't think a lot of people saw it so here it...

5 months ago

I actually found the second pic from this day that was on Elton's insta story, I don't think a lot of people saw it so here it...

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

5 months ago

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

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look at these two just gazing wistfully at each other. it’s like 95% of what they do on the bridge.

5 months ago

look at these two just gazing wistfully at each other. it’s like 95% of what they do on the bridge.

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Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit,  where he...

5 months ago

Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he...

marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

me, neurodivergent, has consistently hyperfixated on media ever since i developed cognitive thought:

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marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal me, neurodivergent, has consistently hyperfixated...

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

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6 months ago

Why is the x files so..... dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can't see shit!

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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-quest...
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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-quest...

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

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When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

adhd is: i want to do this so much, why cant i make myself do this!

6 months ago

adhd is: i want to do this so much, why cant i make myself do this!

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:-urgency-challenge-novelty and play-interest-being a contrarian little bitch

6 months ago

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

top 10 bruh moments to get concussed to:

1. whatever the fuck is going on with doja cat

6 months ago

top 10 bruh moments to get concussed to: 1. whatever the fuck is going on with doja cat

when you love Lana but she says some dumb shit so now you just gotta watch her take the backlash

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when you love Lana but she says some dumb shit so now you just gotta watch her take the backlash

6 months ago

Rina Sawayama - Tokyo Love Hotel

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Powerful statements like these, that juxtapose the condemnation of such a simple and pure thing as love with the honour and...

6 months ago

Powerful statements like these, that juxtapose the condemnation of such a simple and pure thing as love with the honour and...