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What if it bites me and it dies?

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What if it bites me and it dies?

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Guess I’m not seeing this movie because what the fuck!!!!

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16 days ago

Guess I’m not seeing this movie because what the fuck!!!! sources here and here

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I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

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I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

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i’ve finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so its time to check

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great news everyone

20 days ago

i’ve finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so its time to check

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I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve   and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.
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I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.

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This organisation is taking donations. They’re a Canadian group working with the Russian LGBT Network to evacuate people from...
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This organisation is taking donations. They’re a Canadian group working with the Russian LGBT Network to evacuate people from...

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

1 month ago

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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the new drink of the new decade

1 month ago

the new drink of the new decade

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A Park of Amber and Mist.

1 month ago

A Park of Amber and Mist.

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Crochet Onesies for Men Are Making a Fashion Statement

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Excuse me?

1 month ago

Crochet Onesies for Men Are Making a Fashion Statement

i learned that kids who are raised doing chores grow up to be more successful (x)

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Nobody let my mom see this

1 month ago

i learned that kids who are raised doing chores grow up to be more successful (x)

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i am a nb so fuck yeah my peeps are safe w/ me

2 months ago

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

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hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

2 months ago

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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Olive Garden is owned by Darden. Darden also owns:   Longhorn Steakhouse   Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen   Yard House   The Capital...

2 months ago

Olive Garden is owned by Darden. Darden also owns:  Longhorn Steakhouse  Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen  Yard House  The Capital...

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A chain of TWOTL around the world, start your rewatch, live blog, live tweet, whatever you’d like and use #SaveHannibal.  On the...

3 months ago

A chain of TWOTL around the world, start your rewatch, live blog, live tweet, whatever you’d like and use #SaveHannibal. On the...

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

I had a strongly Christian underclassman tell me that he and his girlfriend would both be a bit into boys and girls, respectively, if it was more accepted. He nervously described himself as bicurious when he spoke to me, an openly bi guy. I was thinking out loud and mentioned that I thought that being bicurious… wasn’t necessarily a thing, for lack of a better phrase, because if someone was attracted to the same gender, even if they’re attracted more to another one, they’re still bi. He kind of looked surprised and said, “oh. I guess I’m bi then.”

Let men and boys be bi. Encourage men and boys to explore their sexualities. Don’t tell them off for being affectionate, whether platonically or not, and don’t insist that they’re gay.

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My bf is a self proclaimed red neck, and was kinda homophobic when I first met him. But I talked it through with him and his description was “I just don’t like the thought of two guys kissing”. I am very openly bisexual/pansexual. And my friend group of 5 only has one straight girl. After dating for around 4 months he sits me down and says I think I’m bisexual, but please don’t tell anyone I don’t think anyone would accept me. Me and my other friend (who introduced us) have been incredibly supportive, as we are both bi and know the stress. And now months later, my bf is now out and proud and has even came out to his parents who he said he would never tell. And everyone is extremely supportive and still loves him.

3 months ago

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was...

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by Maritsa Patrinos
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3 months ago

by Maritsa Patrinos

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

Being “fit” looks different on everybody.

Some body types will never ever be “skinny” or “thin” unless they’re malnourished. That is the fucking hill I’m willing to die on.

The first part of this can be wildly misconstrued as an ominous threat if you read this as a skinny person.. but yeah be happy in your body, you only get one!

The world doesn’t revolve around skinny people so I don’t get how it could be misconstrued unless English isn’t your first language.

…and therefore skinny people are physically incapable of reading this?

I was simply trying to make light of the fact I read the words ‘you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny’ and as a skinny person my gut reaction was “oh shit that’s sounds threateningly ominous”

And then follow that up with a body positive note

..but fuck me I for having the body I have and the capability of reading I guess

Assholes gotta stop acting like skinny people have no body image issues at all either. You fuckers will whine about how oppressed you feel for being big then make fun of somebody for having a flat ass in the same breath. Fuck outta here “body positivity” isn’t limited to one kind of body you fucking crybabies.

“All bodies are good except the naturally skinny ones that make me feel bad about myself” fuck offfff

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“The first part of this can be wildly misconstrued as an ominous threat if you read this as a skinny person”

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I’ve seen posts like these a lot. And a lot of times body positivity for people who aren’t skinny is shown as just hate for people that are skinny. We need to focus on positivity that doesn’t put people down. It can be unhealthy on both sides of the spectrum. Lots of skinny girls are more insecure because of “body positivity” because it says that boobs and but and big thighs make you pretty. STOP HATING ON OTHERS TO SUPPORT SOMEONE ELSE

“a lot of times body positivity for people who aren’t skinny is shown as just hate for people that are skinny”

I wasn’t hating on skinny people or putting them down. So what does your comment have to do with anything I said? I’m curious.

Wasn’t really aimed at your comment. It was more people’s replies. The first post was a bit ominous but I felt you explained yourself and I can see what you meant. It was more aimed at people like saltycaramellate and slayon3tta and where if someone points out hey the way you phrased this it makes me feel insecure. And they just respond with fuck off, or what the god damn hell are you talking about. Cause like if you’re insecure about your body anything can feel like hate against you.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

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I run better than I swing.
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3 months ago

I run better than I swing.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

Being “fit” looks different on everybody.

Some body types will never ever be “skinny” or “thin” unless they’re malnourished. That is the fucking hill I’m willing to die on.

The first part of this can be wildly misconstrued as an ominous threat if you read this as a skinny person.. but yeah be happy in your body, you only get one!

The world doesn’t revolve around skinny people so I don’t get how it could be misconstrued unless English isn’t your first language.

…and therefore skinny people are physically incapable of reading this?

I was simply trying to make light of the fact I read the words ‘you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny’ and as a skinny person my gut reaction was “oh shit that’s sounds threateningly ominous”

And then follow that up with a body positive note

..but fuck me I for having the body I have and the capability of reading I guess

Assholes gotta stop acting like skinny people have no body image issues at all either. You fuckers will whine about how oppressed you feel for being big then make fun of somebody for having a flat ass in the same breath. Fuck outta here “body positivity” isn’t limited to one kind of body you fucking crybabies.

“All bodies are good except the naturally skinny ones that make me feel bad about myself” fuck offfff

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“The first part of this can be wildly misconstrued as an ominous threat if you read this as a skinny person”

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I’ve seen posts like these a lot. And a lot of times body positivity for people who aren’t skinny is shown as just hate for people that are skinny. We need to focus on positivity that doesn’t put people down. It can be unhealthy on both sides of the spectrum. Lots of skinny girls are more insecure because of “body positivity” because it says that boobs and but and big thighs make you pretty. STOP HATING ON OTHERS TO SUPPORT SOMEONE ELSE

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

date a girl who’s… a phucken… dumbass. date a girl who don’t kno her times tables.

3 months ago

date a girl who’s… a phucken… dumbass. date a girl who don’t kno her times tables.

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Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
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3 months ago

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

3 months ago

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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BLOG 10000000 TIMES
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4 months ago

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

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tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

4 months ago

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

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oh Phil you have no idea

4 months ago

oh Phil you have no idea

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

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Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

this is great

4 months ago

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples* Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created