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[reading the death sentence as written by Pontius Pilate]  “Honey did you know that I bought that chair from the King of the...

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[reading the death sentence as written by Pontius Pilate] “Honey did you know that I bought that chair from the King of the...

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i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling...

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i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling...

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some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day
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some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

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Betrayal,disappointment,Rage

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Betrayal,disappointment,Rage

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the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel  colorized by me
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the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel colorized by me

hummingbird moths are neat unless you

have no idea such a creature exists until you encounter it nightmarishly in the middle of the night

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hummingbird moths are neat unless you have no idea such a creature exists until you encounter it nightmarishly in the middle...

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All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

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All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

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It’s Valentines Day, so it’s mandatory that I repost all my gay twin swap Star Wars AU stuff.
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It’s Valentines Day, so it’s mandatory that I repost all my gay twin swap Star Wars AU stuff.

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Support and cop from these talented Black artists ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾  Links: 1 (x/x), 2 (x/x), 3 (x/x), 4 (x/x), 5 (x), 6 (x/@ctchrysler),...
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Support and cop from these talented Black artists ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Links: 1 (x/x), 2 (x/x), 3 (x/x), 4 (x/x), 5 (x), 6 (x/@ctchrysler),...

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Made a cheat sheet for my notes to help me remember, thought it might be useful to others, too!  Text version is under the cut!...

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Made a cheat sheet for my notes to help me remember, thought it might be useful to others, too! Text version is under the cut!...

Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP

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Kissing a cat's soft little head gives you +10 HP

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Player 3 has entered the game. 

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Player 3 has entered the game. 

hey please don’t scroll past this

jan 19, 2020

so uh. my internship at my old job ended in december, i got my last check on the first friday of jan 2020, and i’ve been job hunting like mad. i’m disabled and i use a cane, i have two cats, and nowhere is hiring me and i’ve ended up hemorrhaging money into transportation for basically no good.

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i need at least $200 for rent plus $25 dollars for my phone bill and potentially money for transportation if the places near my apartment decide to not hire me by february 2020.

i don’t want to be homeless again i just got this apartment in august, please help me if you can.

reblogs help too, if you can’t spare any money PLEASE reblog this

my paypal is spyrocores@gmail.com, i’ll be posting updates as this goes on

www.paypal.me/bunguscore

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to add onto this-

i’m the one trying to make up whatever amount of rent they can’t come up with.

I’ve been working my ass off but my job does not schedule me enough hours or pay me enough ($8/hour after tax 😕) to afford this all by myself, even if I had no other expenses.

after transportation and bills I’m only going to have probably $500-$600 at the end of the month. we need $930. that’s a $300-$400 deficit. I am doing all I can but I am desperate, please reblog.

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jan 19, 2020 so uh. my internship at my old job ended in december, i got my last check on the first friday of jan 2020, and i’ve...

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers...

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My contribution to the internet’s go-for-broke project of converting all philosophy into Trolley Problem Memes.  (BTW, the...
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My contribution to the internet’s go-for-broke project of converting all philosophy into Trolley Problem Memes. (BTW, the...

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

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Look at her opening doors to thousands of girls (if not more) around the world! 😍
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Look at her opening doors to thousands of girls (if not more) around the world! 😍

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it’s your OTP being gross, have at it    Credit and tag me if you use this base! Don’t repost it. And please don’t use it for...

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it’s your OTP being gross, have at it Credit and tag me if you use this base! Don’t repost it. And please don’t use it for...

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TOON ME UWU  For the start if 2020 we’re going to get better! Tumblr ain’t dead if I’m not dead!

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TOON ME UWU For the start if 2020 we’re going to get better! Tumblr ain’t dead if I’m not dead!

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How do you feel about dragons

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A happy dragon taking a shower ^^

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A happy dragon taking a shower ^^

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the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed

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the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed

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Week 2 of daily deku doodles. it was a very warm toned week I guess  Week 1
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Week 2 of daily deku doodles. it was a very warm toned week I guess Week 1

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Sometimes I have an entire conversation with Ripley before stepping back and realizing how cool that is.

I arrive home late from a potluck and the house is dark. From the bottom of the stairs I say, "Hey Ripley, I'm back."

"Wanna come out," he answers, which is a pretty standard reply when I first get home. It's midnight, way past his bedtime, but he hasn't been out of his cage at all today because we're dog sitting my mom's very untrustworthy dog (with whom Ripley is unfortunately fascinated). So I say, "Sure."

As I walk into his room he lifts up a foot in a way I recognize as meaning "I'm ready to step onto your hand," so as I open his door I say, "Let's go in the kitchen." I offer him the chance to poop in the trash can, but he declines with a small clicking noise. I ask him if he would sit on a chair, but warn him that first I need to move Coat Shirt off of it (shirt is his catch-all word for clothing), and he makes a little "hm" of acknowledgment.

After he steps onto the back of the chair I say, "I've gotta go downstairs, can I leave you up here for a minute?"

"Okay," he answers as I leave the room.

Upon returning I say, "Thanks for waiting in here." It's taken years of practice for me to talk to Ripley like he's a person (he is), but now it's second nature. He gets insistent if I'm quiet for too long.

"Do want a carrot," Ripley says, leaning toward the fridge.

"I can get you a carrot." My usual reply when he asks for a healthy food. I hand him a baby carrot from the fridge.

He takes a couple bites and shakes the carrot around gingerly in his foot. "I like it."

"I'm glad. Can I touch you?" I reach out to pet his back but he gives me a subtle look: a twitch of his pupils and a fractional declination of his head that means "no thank you." Ignoring this is a serious offense.

"Okay, no touch. A kiss, then?" He leans toward me and squints: an invitation. As I lean back, he makes a trilling sound and smushes the top of his head against my face. "Thank you," I say.

After several more kisses I ask him what kind of bedtime treat he wants. "A peanut."

A lot of our conversation is verbal, sure, but a good deal of it is also nonverbal. Most parrots don't talk, but all of them communicate with their flock in very precise, intentional ways.

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Sometimes I have an entire conversation with Ripley before stepping back and realizing how cool that is. I arrive home late...

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾