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Bumper sticker found at Savers in St. Louis, MO

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Bumper sticker found at Savers in St. Louis, MO

instead of having sex ever again i’ll just buy a house with a bay window and sit in it . 

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instead of having sex ever again i’ll just buy a house with a bay window and sit in it . 

ask your doctor what the fuck

2 hours ago

ask your doctor what the fuck

the plot of ‘the santa clause 2’ is so fucking funny. if santa doesn’t get his dick sucked he loses his magic powers. who’s the genius who came up with that

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the plot of 'the santa clause 2' is so fucking funny. if santa doesn't get his dick sucked he loses his magic powers. who's the...

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Ship on Stormy Seas by Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky (Russian, 1817-1900)

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Ship on Stormy Seas by Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky (Russian, 1817-1900)

so i went to the restore and found the corndle (corn candle)

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so i went to the restore and found the corndle (corn candle)

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use.  I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line.  This message would work best as two bouquets bound together.  First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death).  Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark.  Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.  

So there’s your rebel message!

This is amazing.

#thank you flower arranging side of tumblr

I love this.

3 hours ago

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like...

i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only think i could think of was “live big and die”

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i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only think i could...

zuko: uhh, hey everyone, karma got its kiss for me! uh, i can’t go help the AVATAR right now because i got,,, rejected, because apparently,,,, you’re not supposed to, pfff, show up out of nowhere after trying to capture him for an entire year!! and i didn’t know! listen, my life is extremely going downhill because my sister’s trying to kill me, i’m so bad at being good, and i sent an assassin after the avatar, an ASSASSIN, and i can’t even APOLOGIZE right now because i BURNED THEIR FRIEND’S FEET!! and that mean ass water tribe…. that mean ass water tribe girl,,,, splashed me and she was like “do you know you can’t just send an assassin after us and expect us to trust you” and i didn’t!! so i said “no” because i didn’t! and paying him double to stop is gonna be so much money and i only have THIRTY SEVEN SILVER PIECES! and i’m not even supposed to go under 50 and i’m gonna get fined by my bank!

[badgerfrog ribbits] shut. UPPPPPPP!!!!!!

i’m gonna get fined by my bank for having under 50 silvers, and i already owe my uncle iroh 400 something silvers!!!! and i owe mai’s mom 80!!! and i can’t help the avatar defeat my father now but everything’s fiiiine!! i’m okayyy! and iroh’s really mad at meeee and my life’s going downHILLLL! so if anyone wants to be, like, a nice person and tell the avatar that i’m good now,,,,, i’m gonna leave a link!

and this badgerfrog is laughing at me while i’m having an emotional breakdown!!

SHOW ME SUPPOOORRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!

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zuko: uhh, hey everyone, karma got its kiss for me! uh, i can’t go help the AVATAR right now because i got,,, rejected, because...

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Let’s hope we all see clearly in 2020!

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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) dir. Patty Jenkins
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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) dir. Patty Jenkins

the bomb testing in the bikini atoll but it's edited to look like a gender reveal stunt

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the bomb testing in the bikini atoll but it's edited to look like a gender reveal stunt

- Footloose hellweek day 1

- listen………it was certainly a first rehearsal, 

- all of the singers are really good!!! but it kinda sounds like. they’re all more popp-y singers than showtune singers, which works for this show since it’s a jukebox but. I don’t know if they’re doing it on purpose or if they were cast on purpose lmao

- the acting….jury’s still out

- the dancing wasn’t Bad but it was also all very messy but once they clear everything I’m sure it’ll be good

- “We’ve literally never run this before” “I fully get that, but-”

- they were trying to get this ‘’’’church window’’’’ prop on during On Any Sunday and it was a situation and a half. thing was flying around going everywhere except the mark I couldn’t stop laughing

- already 2 mics are completely unusable because of??? nearby tv stations??? and Ren broke his mic. Rusty’s and like 2 others are sounding a little suspicious. we don’t have any spares please pray

- the house lights turned themselves off like. 3 separate times???? we couldn’t figure out what was going on

- “you don’t belong in an insane asylum you just think that because of billie ellish”

- THE KID PLAYING REN TRYING TO ROLLERSKATE. PEAK COMEDY.

- oh my GOD this poor kid was all over the place. he couldn’t move. he couldn’t stop once he got rolling. he kept slipping and grabbing on to everything. we didn’t get his mic off fast enough when ‘Hero’ started and we heard him yell at Wilbur ‘JUST PUSH ME’

- it got to the point where the director wanted to cut the skates because she was worried it would be distracting and the kid screamed “NO! WE ARE KEEPING THE SKATES! I’M DETERMINED!” lmao 

- apparently the book the music director has and the cds the kids have been learning from are two different things so that was a mess

- but overall like….possibly optimistic? We’ll see lmao

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- Footloose hellweek day 1 - listen...…...it was certainly a first rehearsal,  - all of the singers are really good!!! but it...

work hard, be cute, wear sweaters

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work hard, be cute, wear sweaters

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Murmuration of Starlings that looks like one huge bird

13 hours ago

Murmuration of Starlings that looks like one huge bird

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

13 hours ago

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

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girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

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Two spiky boys  Mr. Pokee

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Two spiky boys Mr. Pokee

yeah astrology is cool but are you a hot chocolate made with water person or hot chocolate made with milk person?

13 hours ago

yeah astrology is cool but are you a hot chocolate made with water person or hot chocolate made with milk person?

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Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

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Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

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Smug face of a free man
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Smug face of a free man

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

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i love u biiiitch | eddie + text posts
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i love u biiiitch | eddie + text posts

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team 7 watching kakashi interacting with a human woman:
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team 7 watching kakashi interacting with a human woman: