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1% oc. 99% stolen from the nether darklands of the innernette. this blog is all about comedy and absurdity and weirdness. if anything posted here offends you, that was not the intent. laughter is better for you than getting all up in arms about it though…
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Photo @ 2020-09-21 13:00:44 GMT

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avocadomooon reblogged with comment1 day ago

the actual book by william steig is very funny, but these images are fake. it's a joke from someone on Twitter Post

primaeros reblogged with comment1 day ago

entertaining af, but they’re edits (yet still within the spirit) Post

gaytommyshelby reblogged with comment2 days ago

The audio book is narrated by Meryl Streep. Post

mad-madamoiselle-mim reply to this Photo2 days ago

Not the actual text from the book by william steig

2 days ago
liang-nova reblogged with comment2 days ago

HSHZJSJSJD IM LOSING MY SHiT WTF IS THIS DJXJS Post

n0regretsjustless0ns reblogged with comment3 days ago

SHREK BOOKS!!???? Post

theangrydog reblogged with comment3 days ago

this is why trump is president everyone on the internet is so fucking dumb Post

chickenfingersinspaceships reblogged with comment3 days ago

@tedikins Post

onerawnerve reblogged with comment3 days ago

Shrek would not do that. Shrek is love. Shrek…is life. Post

himekofujisaki reblogged with comment4 days ago

Oh I think a crocodile is going to officiate my wedding, cause I´m 200% sure God hates me too Post

apoopalypsenow reblogged with comment4 days ago

what in the sam hell Post

theunluckytiefling4 reblogged with comment5 days ago

LIES Post

asexualjedi reblogged with comment5 days ago

[caption: image of a book page. There is an illustration of Shrek standing in the rain in front of a castle eating a bolt of lightning. Below the image the text reads:Shrek was still hungry, so he ate a bolt of lightning. “Yum,” said Shrek. “My diet is everything.” “You eat my food,” said the cloud that made the lightning. “Please at least tip twenty percent.” “Okay,” said Shrek. “I will get your tip from my bag.” Shrek reached into his bag for his gun that killed clouds.end caption] Post

jelliebeanbitch reblogged with comment7 days ago

MEMORIES Post

knightfall22 reply to this Photo7 days ago

Sadly, these are all fake

7 days ago
dailybongdavn reply to this Photo7 days ago

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7 days ago
peppermintsweety reblogged with comment7 days ago

Man killed the fucking cloud O👄o Post

eclipsisanarki reblogged with comment7 days ago

I teared up from laughing so hard, this is beautiful Post

words-in-air reblogged with comment7 days ago

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY UADIJKJSHDJAHDJAD IT IS TOO EARLY FOR ME TO BE LAUGHING LIKE THIS Post

corruptspaghetti reblogged with comment8 days ago

S H R E K • I S • L O V E • S H R E K • I S • L I F E Post

dreamingdeeper reblogged with comment8 days ago

Tbh i'm pretty sure it's edited because shrek is way too polite... Post

bibliophile-with-tea reblogged with comment8 days ago

re-reblogging this version because i went to read the book after seeing the original post, and then confusingly had to check out several e-copies of the book when i couldn’t find these paragraphs..!! XD Post

blackcats-and-witchhats reblogged with comment8 days ago

This entire book is a shit post Post

geminiagent reblogged with comment9 days ago

Okay, so I know I found and read through the book in middle school, but I guess I didn't because these lines should have stuck with me? Post

the-sad-dandelion reply to this Photo9 days ago

The one and only absolute fuck

9 days ago
huckleberry-trin reblogged with comment10 days ago

The absolute fuck Post

msragdoll reblogged with comment10 days ago

What is this?! Post

orion-a-d reblogged with comment10 days ago

Im sorry what Post

hardcorecryptidwitch reblogged with comment10 days ago

Amazing! Post

red-mercer reblogged with comment10 days ago

The originals: somewhat tamer, but has Post

2amdoodles reblogged with comment10 days ago

It is REAL Post

2amdoodles reblogged with comment10 days ago

Wait WHAT 😂 Post

timeafterlime reblogged with comment10 days ago

This is fake, but I love it. Post

oceanlilly reply to this Photo10 days ago

The only reason I know this is fake is because my Grandma owns the book

10 days ago
gandhika reblogged with comment10 days ago

Turbó Dóri helyzet van!!! Post

if-you-think-about-it reblogged with comment10 days ago

This reads like a neural network was forced to write this Post

coreyanderr reblogged with comment11 days ago

Damn shrek was hardcore Post

music2muse reblogged with comment11 days ago

What Post

monsterswithvibes reblogged with comment11 days ago

OMFG Post

vadathheilsang reblogged with comment11 days ago

I love all the people who think this is real and not edited. Post

just-straight-up-chaos reblogged with comment11 days ago

Thanks I hate it Post

archangelofthestars reblogged with comment12 days ago

THERES A BOOK Post

zaa0203 reblogged with comment13 days ago

Okay but is anyone going to tell us where one can acquire this book? Post

sleepybitchcity reblogged with comment13 days ago

@tvteller42 Post

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what the hell is going on here Post

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I love this Post

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