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katie. 24. i like disney and other things
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it's too noisy on here everyone get out your books we're doing silent independent reading

5 hours ago

it's too noisy on here everyone get out your books we're doing silent independent reading

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning   Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4 Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated ...

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Liza Minnelli and Barbra Streisand, 1970
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Liza Minnelli and Barbra Streisand, 1970

I’ve been trying to do a lot of things…i haven’t done any of them but I’ve been trying to

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I’ve been trying to do a lot of things...i haven’t done any of them but I’ve been trying to

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Some Crimson Peak fanart, because I'll never get over this movie. It's so visually beautiful! ❤️

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Some Crimson Peak fanart, because I'll never get over this movie. It's so visually beautiful! ❤️

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this man does the math and delivers your change

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this man does the math and delivers your change

i have things wrong with me and i must listen to experimental noise pop about it.

7 hours ago

i have things wrong with me and i must listen to experimental noise pop about it.

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

dr phil

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therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

sometimes you’re impressed by an actor in a play. but its important to remember that what they’re doing is very embarrassing. 

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sometimes you’re impressed by an actor in a play. but its important to remember that what they’re doing is very embarrassing. 

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

9 hours ago

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

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I am the only Unicorn there is? The Last? … That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do men know? Because they have seen no...
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I am the only Unicorn there is? The Last? … That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do men know? Because they have seen no...

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You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
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You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

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Tarzan (1999) dir. Kevin Lima & Chris Buck
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Tarzan (1999) dir. Kevin Lima & Chris Buck

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RAYANE BACHA Medieval Reveries Collection 2019
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RAYANE BACHA Medieval Reveries Collection 2019

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Natasha Lyonne photographed by Ramona Rosales for The Observer (2019)
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Natasha Lyonne photographed by Ramona Rosales for The Observer (2019)

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run run fast as you can

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run run fast as you can

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IM VERY INTERESTED IF THATS THE CASE

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IM VERY INTERESTED IF THATS THE CASE

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The Magnolia Pearl - Robin Brown and John Grey  Facebook |  Google + | Twitter     Steampunk Tendencies Official Group
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The Magnolia Pearl - Robin Brown and John Grey Facebook |  Google + | Twitter Steampunk Tendencies Official Group

i don’t trust people who hate good girls go bad by cobra starship ft. leighton meester

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i don’t trust people who hate good girls go bad by cobra starship ft. leighton meester

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He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

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He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

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But I wonder if this is what you really want. Of course. Of course it is. I found what I was looking for. I found out who I...
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But I wonder if this is what you really want. Of course. Of course it is. I found what I was looking for. I found out who I...

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i laughed so hard just now that i  spit  on myself oh mmy god

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i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

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Stevie photographed by Steve Joester during a Fleetwood Mac concert at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia in 1978.
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Stevie photographed by Steve Joester during a Fleetwood Mac concert at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia in 1978.

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reaction to lady gaga’s meat dress

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reaction to lady gaga’s meat dress

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No one ever said babies weren’t cute.   Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young...
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No one ever said babies weren’t cute.  Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young...

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when you befriend the guy you hired a hitman on... hate when that happens

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when you befriend the guy you hired a hitman on... hate when that happens

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first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto

I'm dead.

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2 days ago

first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto

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#like sister like brother
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#like sister like brother

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get to know me meme ▶ 1/20 favorite movies | LILO & STITCH (2002)   “This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little....
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get to know me meme ▶ 1/20 favorite movies | LILO & STITCH (2002) “This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little....