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Dreams and Waking Thoughts

She/Her, I vacillate wildly between interests, but I most consistently come back to LotR, comics, Les Misérables, Harry Potter, fantasy books, and whatever else random shit I'm on that week. Idk ,ask me for book or fic recs, if you wanna?
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Toplist Points 22337 == Toplist Rank [5.000 (great)]

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*crazy rap (colt 45 & 2 zig zags) blasts in the background*

(a dtiys for my insta fer hitting over 2,000 followers! :) @kikigart on insta)

22 hours ago

*crazy rap (colt 45 & 2 zig zags) blasts in the background* (a dtiys for my insta fer hitting over 2,000 followers! :)...

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Happy Genderfluid Snek Chronicles   Single big doodle dump and more comments on my DA   Part 2/???…idk how many parts but one...
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22 hours ago

Happy Genderfluid Snek Chronicles Single big doodle dump and more comments on my DA Part 2/???…idk how many parts but one...

(all inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t’s videos)

frodo/sam: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of having a best friend who would die for you

gimli/legolas: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of having a rival

aragorn/arwen: you are a firm believer in sticking to canon and keeping it wholesome

aragorn/legolas: your ideal date involves as many death-defying parkour stunts as possible

aragorn/legolas/gimli: you realized that legolas has two hands and thought, what’s better than one handsome warrior boyfriend? two handsome warrior boyfriends

aragorn/eowyn: you just want good things for eowyn, and really, who wouldn’t?

aragorn/boromir: you just want good things for boromir, and really, who wouldn’t?

eowyn/faramir: you just want good things for faramir, and really, who wouldn’t?

eowyn/arwen: you are a wlw

eowyn/wormtongue: you are a heterosexual

frodo/sauron: you just want really, really bad things for frodo

thorin/bilbo: you like to pretend that the battle of the five armies didn’t really happen. then again, so does pretty much everyone who watched it, so you’re not special.

kili/tauriel: you say you want a girlfriend who can kick your ass, but really you just want her to bridal carry you

thranduil/tauriel: you want a girlfriend who can and will kick your ass, and tilt your chin up with her blade afterwards

arwen/tauriel: you are a wlw with a thing for elves

thranduil/bard: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of two single dads

thranduil/thorin: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of getting dunked on

maedhros/a nap: you just want good things for maedhros, and really, who wouldn’t? (a lot of people, including tolkien himself, wouldn’t)

melkor/mairon: you take great offence to anyone calling these two ‘morgoth’ and ‘sauron’

haleth/caranthir: you are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏

luthien/beren: you are jrr tolkien

22 hours ago

what your favorite tolkien ship says about you

modern day au where richie and eddie are 20-somethings living in bushwick, richie is a dirtbag left podcaster and eddie runs a hospital for stuffed animals

to be clear eddie was enrolled in med school until he had a full nervous breakdown due to the workload and the constant proximity to contagious diseases and while on mandated medical leave from school he took up sewing as a hobby and one thing led to another and he now runs Doctor Ed’s Teddy Bear Hospital out of his one-bedroom and makes so much money it’s unreal

richie’s podcast is called MLMILFS and he was toiling away in obscurity and penury until one time on a slow news day laura ingraham’s interns went through his podcast archives and found an old episode where he provided instructions on how to make homemade napalm with gasoline and styrofoam and then they ran a segment on fox news with a highly unflattering picture of him captioned “PODCASTER OR DOMESTIC TERRORIST?” and richie quote-tweeted the segment with the comment “laura your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this” and now he makes $24,600 a month on patreon

how do they meet how do they meet. oh okay i know. so one day eddie gets an e-mail from sarah huckabee sanders’ personal assistant saying that sarah’s dog has bitten the head off of her oldest kid’s very most favourite teddy bear and would it be possible to schedule a repair and have it expedited. and eddie replies with an impassioned, beautifully written 5,000-word e-mail about how the migrant children suffering under the trump administration’s policy of family separation have no teddy bears at all, and how dare sarah huckabee sanders request his teddy bear repair services at a time like this, and sarah huckabee sanders takes a screenshot of the e-mail and posts it on twitter like, “This morning, Eddie Kaspbrak, the owner of Doctor Ed’s Teddy Bear Hospital in Brooklyn, NY, declined to repair my child’s teddy bear because i work for @POTUS. His actions say far more about him than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those who I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.” and it ignites a media shitstorm and also makes a minor political celebrity out of eddie. his letter is shared thousands of times on social media and he makes a (terrified, anxious) appearance on rachel maddow, which richie watches, while profoundly drunk, and livetweets: “hey is it just me or is doctor ed literally the hottest guy on the face of the planet” “wish doctor ed would play doctor with me” “#DoctorEdGoOnMLMILFS get it trending bitches”  and finally “@DoctorEdTeddyBearHospital if you read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free" and eddie blocks him on twitter and richie e-mails him the next day sober apologizing for all the lewd tweets and eddie accepts his apology and then they go hang out on thursday night when richie is free.

11 days ago

modern day au where richie and eddie are 20-somethings living in bushwick, richie is a dirtbag left podcaster and eddie runs a...

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My Ineffable Wives
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11 days ago

My Ineffable Wives

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Angry Genderfluid Snek Chronicles  || Single big doodle dump and comments on my DA ||  Guess my Good Omens collection hasn’t yet...
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17 days ago

Angry Genderfluid Snek Chronicles || Single big doodle dump and comments on my DA || Guess my Good Omens collection hasn’t yet...

i am genuinely seriously considering writing my final essay for this Women and Violence in Cinema class on Gayle

it is Amazing because it is comedy very much based on performing suburban-mom femininity but none of the comedy is inherently “ha ha this is obviously a dude playing a woman” like it is in Hairspray or whatever, it comes from performing femininity AS VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE. I think the funniest joke in the whole series is one of the very first ones where she just snorts a line of granola from a cutting board. And it’s different from other comedic cases of Women being Violent in Suburbia because in those cases the comedy comes from the violence being incongruous for the setting (and typically for the character as well) but that’s not so in Gayle. Nobody reacts with surprise - her daughter’s downright bored, her husband is afraid, and Bonnie is sabotaging her? And the topics and the commitment are too familiar. We CAN’T let people know we sit!

I’m reading interviews and Chris Fleming says he relates to her because they both experience “the terror of how others perceive you”, which is really interesting, and he obviously has a really nuanced (and hilarious) understanding of gender as well (like in the Am I A Man? video). It’s like gender performance theory to the extreme, i.e., can you really call yourself a man before you can have a freakout in a restaurant, or some other equally arbitrary standard of behaviour. So if he understands all these suburban moms as just. Exceptionally terrified women, constantly aggressively performing these completely ridiculous rituals of femininity that don’t really have anything to do with anything, while being casually homophobic and classist and conservative because if you wear fun socks you’ll be fed to the Dropkick Murphys - that is really really interesting and it’s no wonder I’m kinda grabbed by it

21 days ago

i am genuinely seriously considering writing my final essay for this Women and Violence in Cinema class on Gayle

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26 days ago

Not a complete diagram but a diagram nonetheless.

When I feel myself in times of trouble, Julien Solomita comes to me, speaking words of wisdom “you gotta be bottomless to get to the top”

27 days ago

When I feel myself in times of trouble, Julien Solomita comes to me, speaking words of wisdom “you gotta be bottomless to get to...

So if anybody wants a great trilogy to read, the Graceling series by Kristin Cashore is a fantastic choice.

Featuring:

a different female lead for each book(all awesome) magic  world building cool fight scenes queer characters treated as nothing out of the ordinary conspiracies averts “no periods,period” royals who actually do something disabled characters humor

If any of these things appeal to you, check it out. If none of these things appeal to you, check it out anyway, I’m sure you’ll find something you like.

That’s all cool and all, but mentioning what they are about might be an idea.

Much, much better summaries can be found by googling the names of the books and author, but here we go.

For the best experience, read the books in the following order.

Graceling:

This book is set in The Seven Kingdoms, a world where sometimes a few of it’s inhabitants are born with two differently colored eyes. These few have gifts. The gift can be anything from holding your breath underwater indefinitely,  baking really well, mind reading, or having an otherworldly singing voice. For our lead Katsa, her’s is much more deadly, especially when trying to navigate the dangerous politics of the kingdoms to prevent a war.

Fire:

Fire takes place in a separate world full of enchantingly beautiful and carnivorous monsters.  As several lords plot to overthrow the king, Fire, a human monster, must navigate her way through the court and royal family while trying to come to terms with her powers and what it means to be a monster.

Bitterblue:

Sequel to Graceling, this book explores the aftermath of Graceling, and the upheaval of the kingdom of Monsea, and the cost of the truth.

27 days ago

So if anybody wants a great trilogy to read, the Graceling series by Kristin Cashore is a fantastic choice. Featuring: a...

27 days ago

My name is Peter B. Parker. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11″ but you can call me B.

the rest of the losers club at the end of the movie: *shown happy and accomplished after they are able to move on from what happened*

richie at the end:

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27 days ago

the rest of the losers club at the end of the movie: *shown happy and accomplished after they are able to move on from what...

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It was very irritating when the other children didn’t believe Warlock’s stories about Nanny’s huge pet snake. After all, he was...

27 days ago

It was very irritating when the other children didn’t believe Warlock’s stories about Nanny’s huge pet snake. After all, he was...

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28 days ago

Not a complete diagram but a diagram nonetheless.

28 days ago

Which New York-set sitcoms are based in Metropolis in the DCU? Do any go to Gotham?

Five: sorry my schedules full ladies

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Klaus: mine too

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28 days ago

Five: sorry my schedules full ladies Klaus: mine too

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

28 days ago

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

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Here’s a compiled post of all Nanny Ashtoreth in Nanny Fran Fine fashion doodled I’ve done! So you can savour all of them at...
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1 month ago

Here’s a compiled post of all Nanny Ashtoreth in Nanny Fran Fine fashion doodled I’ve done! So you can savour all of them at...

Shout out to MCR for whatever the fuck that was

2 months ago

Shout out to MCR for whatever the fuck that was

Hozier really said, “Imagine being loved by me” like I don’t already do that every goddamned day

2 months ago

Hozier really said, “Imagine being loved by me” like I don’t already do that every goddamned day

Five: sorry my schedules full ladies

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Klaus: mine too

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3 months ago

Five: sorry my schedules full ladies Klaus: mine too

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Thanks to nanny Ashtoreth, Warlock is a goth (she is so proud btw)

He and Adam meet at college and became besties

10000000% need this now.

Your tag said to share headcanons so...I'm definitely doing that.

-Adam and Warlock had no idea about their joint Antichrist pasts until well into their friendship, when one night while chilling out in the dorms it all sort of just comes out. From Warlock first, who thinks nobody is going to believe her because nobody ever has with this nonsense. Adam just stares at her and says, "You too, huh?"

-Warlock definitely wears Crowleyesque style sunglasses all the time. It's what Adam first notices about her, and thinks is just plain aces.

-Adam is studying some sort of environmental science. Real save-the-world type stuff. Maybe with a side of journalism. Warlock is studying graphic design with a nice side of literature (which is how the two of them met, they were taking some sort of intro lit class together), because it was the absolute last thing her father wanted her to study so she latched onto it immediately. Plus, she genuinely does enjoy it.

-Adam still has some Antichrist powers left, though he doesn't like to use them. Makes him feel too inhuman. They're mostly used to help him get up for 7am lectures.

-One time Warlock showed Adam a picture she had of herself with her Nanny and Gardner and Adam was like "WAIT. THOSE TWO?!"

-Warlock has perfected the Crowley Eyebrow Arch of Disdain

-She's also pretty good with plants. When Adam asks why she yells at them, she said her Nanny taught her that.

-Adam still has Dog, whom he managed to smuggle into his dorm room with him (He's still Adam Young, man, rules mean nothing), and now is the de facto mascot of that particular dorm. Everyone there likes him (especially the students with dog allergies, because dog miraculously doesn't set them off), but the only person besides Adam that Dog is in any way outright kind to is Warlock. They get along stupid well.

-When someone asks how Warlock can be a girl's name, Warlock says "Sometimes I go by War" and somewhere far away one of the Four Horsepersons of the Apocawasn't smiles triumphantly to herself at another battle won.

3 months ago

Thanks to nanny Ashtoreth, Warlock is a goth (she is so proud btw) He and Adam meet at college and became besties

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

3 months ago

I hate people who call me. I don't have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

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Important discoveries being made over here.

3 months ago

Important discoveries being made over here.

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5 months ago

based off that one vine

aziraphale is lucky raccoons aren’t native to england bc I feel like they’re the type of animal he’d have a straight up feud with

5 months ago

aziraphale is lucky raccoons aren’t native to england bc I feel like they’re the type of animal he’d have a straight up feud...