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if midnight sun doesn't include edward daydreaming about eating bella out on her period, then it is just too unrealistic, sorry

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if midnight sun doesn't include edward daydreaming about eating bella out on her period, then it is just too unrealistic, sorry

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Twilight Characters (as described in the books) Continued!  Leah Clearwater

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Twilight Characters (as described in the books) Continued! Leah Clearwater

I’m watching new moon oh my god this motherfucker

“I shouldn’t have let it go on this long”

“I don’t want you to come”

“You don’t want me?” “No.”

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I’m watching new moon oh my god this motherfucker “I shouldn’t have let it go on this long” “I don’t want you to come” “You...

bella: what are you listening to?

edward: just some mozart

bella: you know i can hear that it’s carly rae jepsen, right?

2 hours ago

bella: what are you listening to? edward: just some mozart bella: you know i can hear that it’s carly rae jepsen, right?

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bella after eventually crashing edward’s ugly ass volvo

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bella after eventually crashing edward’s ugly ass volvo

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Bella probably only goes at school and at the Newton's store but when she has to go at home, Edward hums to himself and tries to...

i can not express to you how much i hate this.

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i can not express to you how much i hate this.

3 hours ago

i was in the line to watch breaking dawn pt 2 and bumped into a friend who had just watched it and she said joking "oh, carlisle...

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Ngl you were one of the blogs that helped me embrace my love of twilight sooo thanks ♥️ also have a nice day/night 👊

angela: if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i'd only have one dollar because you're all i think about

leah, holding back tears: have fun being broke, idiot

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angela: if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i'd only have one dollar because you're all i think about leah,...

rosalie finding out edward fell in love with a human

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rosalie finding out edward fell in love with a human

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honestly, thank you all for your service

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honestly, thank you all for your service

1 day ago

At this point, I’m fairly certain that Carlisle gave someone a million bucks to go save the Amazon in the eighties and...

Bella: “Who’s the Volturi?”

Carlisle:

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Bella: “Who’s the Volturi?” Carlisle:

Friend: jacob’s dad is the only valid person

Edward: “I’ve been waiting a century to marry you miss swan”

Friend: ;-;

Friend: honestly… if i were a vampire i’d [kill people]

i’d just pick my victims well

 do u think anyone is gonna miss mitch mcconell?

might as well eat him

 –

Bella: “so this party… will there be strippers?”

Friend: LMFAO i was just thinking that bella

Rosalie: “do you need some help? I could do your hair”

Friend: wow… girl solidarity

Friend: i wonder if her dad thinks she’s pregnant

*irina confronts the cullens at the wedding*

friend: uuuummmmm

how many people was laurent dating

me: ur thinking abt james– laurent is the black one

friend: ohhhhh

thought he was just a player

Emmett: “Hope you’ve gotten enough sleep Bella… because you won’t be getting any more for a while”

Friend: god tho … i wanna live with someone who doesn’t let me sleep

Bella: “Jacob, I can’t believe you came [to the wedding]”

Jacob: “afraid I’ll trash the party?”

Friend: ummmm…a little

Friend: she’s chosen this

death by dick

there’s a gay song actually called “dick of death"…. clearly before its time

i’ll send it to you later

 –

me: also this is the last time she’s gonna see her mom, ever :(

friend: seems shitty

her parents weren’t even like..bad parents

 –

*Edward breaks bed*

Friend: lmfaoooo edward chill out

Friend: she didn’t seem like she died

how bad could is dick really be

she seems fine

 –

Friend: these [flashbacks] are fairly tasteful

i was hoping to see boobs at least

*Edward mad abt the bruises*

Friend: ok…i think he’s being a little dramatic

that could happen with like…normal people

Friend: still wanna know if his cum is sparkly :(

sad this isn’t addressed

 –

Friend: this is truly so much wish fulfillment

Leah: “Being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can’t have”

friend: ooof

thanks

for that

*Bella discovers she’s pregnant*

Friend: honestly…she should have listened to this brazilian lady

*Edward speaks in Portugese to the maid, asking for her help*

Friend: He says “i will do anything… i love her…” in Portugese

*Brazilian lady says bella’s gonna die*

Friend: well….. jacob was Right

Friend: also like damn??/ alice couldn’t have had this vision sooner???

useless psychic

*Jacob arrives at Cullen house,angry, and Carlisle lets him in*

Friend: he boutta fuck carlisle up

Me: oh my gooodddd

Friend: carlisle deserves better

Edward: “Jacob I need to talk to you”

Friend: lol jacob i need to talk to you i made a mistake and you should have married her

Bella (about the pregnancy): “I know this seems like a scary thing Jake… but it’s not”

Friend: it’s not?!!?

bella…. it is

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Bella: “Jake, everything’s gonna be ok”

Friend: everything is definitely Not ok

*wolves communicating telepathically*

Friend: this head group chat sounds annoying af

Friend: leah deserves better

*Cullens search for info on half-vampires*

Friend: they’re looking on fucking Yahoo?!?

Friend: im kinda wondering why they didn’t think of this …Before

just as a like hey… let’s be 110% sure this has never happened

Friend: it will knaw its way out???

Friend: i hope the birth scene isn’t SUPER graphic

me: uh

*Edward yelling at bella abt choosing to leave him*

Friend: i get this isn’t much time for him to adjust

but

like dude…she needs support

 –

Cullens: “let’s see if bella can drink some blood”

Friend: in a wine glass?

no…in a styrofoam cup

lmfao what

the cullens?!?

have styrofoam??

why would they just have a to-go cup

 

Friend: wait is that…. just blood donation bags from the hospital

wow carlisle

Jacob: “This really IS a family…”

Friend: wow…..emotional growth from jacob

surprise

 –

Friend: this is like …. such a nightmare

and yet…. babies are so cute

Friend: EJ?

wow………. bella

me: “what if i name this baby after the 2 men i wanna fuck”

Friend: yeah….the two men i wanna fuck in the order that i prioritize them

*birth scene*

Friend: omfg

this is a Lot

where tf is carlisle

omfg

omfg

 

me: carlisle left to go hunt remember

Friend: omfg

why the DOCTOR?

goes to hunt?!?

that’s irresponsible and crazy

jacob…NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE A DOCTOR

omfg

 

omfg

omfg

this is so frekay

it looks…normal

isn’t bella like…bleeding to death

is it gonna bite her

Friend: carlisle can run like 10000 miles per hour and he’s still not here

Jacob: “I won’t kill you… you deserve to live with this”

Friend: jacob’s like…i wont kill u …imma just fuck ur kid

*rosalie playing with the baby*

Friend: well i guess they cleaned the baby murderer

it’s cute!!!!

*imprint scene*

Friend: jacob…

this is soooo freaky and pedophilic

Friend: what is werewolf-vampire sex life

and do they NOT smell horrible to each other

somehow

*Sam’s pack starts attacking the cullens after bella “dies”*

Me: so jacob’s not here yet bc edward realized he impritned on his daughter and broke his arm

so jacob is like.. recovering

 

Friend: WHY would they cut that?

 Friend: i wanna see edward break jacob’s arm

 Friend: i’d be mad too like edward can’t get rid of this bitch

even after bella dies he’s thinking finally i don’t have to see fucking jacob

now edward’s like…i’ve lost the love of my life, i’m a single dad, and the man i hate/have jealousy issues with/is an enemy species wants to fuck my infant

fucking insane

me: poor edward tbh

Friend: poor Edward

*bella’s transformation*

this is very …. snow white

oh shit… snow white was a vampire

that’s why that bitch so white

 –

*bella opens her eyes*

Friend: omfg

dramatic ending

wow

that was … a Lot

 

like ½ dreamy romance, ½ dystopian nightmare

*credit scene with the volturi*

Friend: wait what

right…the illuminati are coming

 –

Aro in the endscene: “They have something I want”

Friend: something he wants?

a baby???

 

i was gonna say… he could make a baby. Apparently

Me: final thoughts?

Him: that was … a Lot

i feel like it reflects a lot of anxiety about sex

this is “don’t have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die” taken to its most extreme

 

but like i get it

i see why it resonates with adolescents

i see more now that i’m older than i did at the time

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i introduce my best friend to breaking dawn part 1 for the first time

Friend: jacob’s dad is the only valid person

Edward: “I’ve been waiting a century to marry you miss swan”

Friend: ;-;

Friend: honestly… if i were a vampire i’d [kill people]

i’d just pick my victims well

 do u think anyone is gonna miss mitch mcconell?

might as well eat him

 –

Bella: “so this party… will there be strippers?”

Friend: LMFAO i was just thinking that bella

Rosalie: “do you need some help? I could do your hair”

Friend: wow… girl solidarity

Friend: i wonder if her dad thinks she’s pregnant

*irina confronts the cullens at the wedding*

friend: uuuummmmm

how many people was laurent dating

me: ur thinking abt james– laurent is the black one

friend: ohhhhh

thought he was just a player

Emmett: “Hope you’ve gotten enough sleep Bella… because you won’t be getting any more for a while”

Friend: god tho … i wanna live with someone who doesn’t let me sleep

Bella: “Jacob, I can’t believe you came [to the wedding]”

Jacob: “afraid I’ll trash the party?”

Friend: ummmm…a little

Friend: she’s chosen this

death by dick

there’s a gay song actually called “dick of death"…. clearly before its time

i’ll send it to you later

 –

me: also this is the last time she’s gonna see her mom, ever :(

friend: seems shitty

her parents weren’t even like..bad parents

 –

*Edward breaks bed*

Friend: lmfaoooo edward chill out

Friend: she didn’t seem like she died

how bad could is dick really be

she seems fine

 –

Friend: these [flashbacks] are fairly tasteful

i was hoping to see boobs at least

*Edward mad abt the bruises*

Friend: ok…i think he’s being a little dramatic

that could happen with like…normal people

Friend: still wanna know if his cum is sparkly :(

sad this isn’t addressed

 –

Friend: this is truly so much wish fulfillment

Leah: “Being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can’t have”

friend: ooof

thanks

for that

*Bella discovers she’s pregnant*

Friend: honestly…she should have listened to this brazilian lady

*Edward speaks in Portugese to the maid, asking for her help*

Friend: He says “i will do anything… i love her…” in Portugese

*Brazilian lady says bella’s gonna die*

Friend: well….. jacob was Right

Friend: also like damn??/ alice couldn’t have had this vision sooner???

useless psychic

*Jacob arrives at Cullen house,angry, and Carlisle lets him in*

Friend: he boutta fuck carlisle up

Me: oh my gooodddd

Friend: carlisle deserves better

Edward: “Jacob I need to talk to you”

Friend: lol jacob i need to talk to you i made a mistake and you should have married her

Bella (about the pregnancy): “I know this seems like a scary thing Jake… but it’s not”

Friend: it’s not?!!?

bella…. it is

 –

Bella: “Jake, everything’s gonna be ok”

Friend: everything is definitely Not ok

*wolves communicating telepathically*

Friend: this head group chat sounds annoying af

Friend: leah deserves better

*Cullens search for info on half-vampires*

Friend: they’re looking on fucking Yahoo?!?

Friend: im kinda wondering why they didn’t think of this …Before

just as a like hey… let’s be 110% sure this has never happened

Friend: it will knaw its way out???

Friend: i hope the birth scene isn’t SUPER graphic

me: uh

*Edward yelling at bella abt choosing to leave him*

Friend: i get this isn’t much time for him to adjust

but

like dude…she needs support

 –

Cullens: “let’s see if bella can drink some blood”

Friend: in a wine glass?

no…in a styrofoam cup

lmfao what

the cullens?!?

have styrofoam??

why would they just have a to-go cup

 

Friend: wait is that…. just blood donation bags from the hospital

wow carlisle

Jacob: “This really IS a family…”

Friend: wow…..emotional growth from jacob

surprise

 –

Friend: this is like …. such a nightmare

and yet…. babies are so cute

Friend: EJ?

wow………. bella

me: “what if i name this baby after the 2 men i wanna fuck”

Friend: yeah….the two men i wanna fuck in the order that i prioritize them

2 days ago

i introduce my best friend to breaking dawn part 1 for the first time

Edward: I’m going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly

Also Edward: Bella we can’t have premarital sex okay I told you my mom would get mad

2 days ago

Edward: I’m going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly Also Edward: Bella we can’t have premarital sex okay I told you my...

Friend: jacob’s dad is the only valid person

Edward: “I’ve been waiting a century to marry you miss swan”

Friend: ;-;

Friend: honestly… if i were a vampire i’d [kill people]

i’d just pick my victims well

 do u think anyone is gonna miss mitch mcconell?

might as well eat him

 –

Bella: “so this party… will there be strippers?”

Friend: LMFAO i was just thinking that bella

Rosalie: “do you need some help? I could do your hair”

Friend: wow… girl solidarity

Friend: i wonder if her dad thinks she’s pregnant

*irina confronts the cullens at the wedding*

friend: uuuummmmm

how many people was laurent dating

me: ur thinking abt james– laurent is the black one

friend: ohhhhh

thought he was just a player

Emmett: “Hope you’ve gotten enough sleep Bella… because you won’t be getting any more for a while”

Friend: god tho … i wanna live with someone who doesn’t let me sleep

Bella: “Jacob, I can’t believe you came [to the wedding]”

Jacob: “afraid I’ll trash the party?”

Friend: ummmm…a little

Friend: she’s chosen this

death by dick

there’s a gay song actually called “dick of death"…. clearly before its time

i’ll send it to you later

 –

me: also this is the last time she’s gonna see her mom, ever :(

friend: seems shitty

her parents weren’t even like..bad parents

 –

*Edward breaks bed*

Friend: lmfaoooo edward chill out

Friend: she didn’t seem like she died

how bad could is dick really be

she seems fine

 –

Friend: these [flashbacks] are fairly tasteful

i was hoping to see boobs at least

*Edward mad abt the bruises*

Friend: ok…i think he’s being a little dramatic

that could happen with like…normal people

Friend: still wanna know if his cum is sparkly :(

sad this isn’t addressed

 –

Friend: this is truly so much wish fulfillment

Leah: “Being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can’t have”

friend: ooof

thanks

for that

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i introduce my best friend to breaking dawn part 1 for the first time

2 days ago

Based on bella’s reaction in the first movie vampires sparkling isn’t common knowledge in the twilight world so I gotta ask:...

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Hey Bella, you’re a lot stronger than me right now. It’s your turn not to break me. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen The...
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Hey Bella, you’re a lot stronger than me right now. It’s your turn not to break me. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen The...

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The Cullen’s babysitting Bella in Eclipse? When Charlie went away for fishing on weekends do you think the Cullen’s came inside?...

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#god i wish that was me
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#god i wish that was me

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ANGELS WINGS in movies & tv-series :   Passion Play (2010) Dogma (1999) Hellboy 2 (2008)  Supernatural (2005-2020)  Good Omens...
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ANGELS WINGS in movies & tv-series : Passion Play (2010) Dogma (1999) Hellboy 2 (2008) Supernatural (2005-2020) Good Omens...

edward first time showing the meadow to bella

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edward first time showing the meadow to bella

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cinnamon roll meme: the cullens
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cinnamon roll meme: the cullens

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Source: Twilight: The Musical - Part 3a (parody) 

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If this isn’t the inner dialogue that Edward has with himself in Midnight Sun, I’m not reading it.

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So my therapist doesn't know what is twilight and idk how to explain it to her. She was really confused when i was so excited...

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A suggestion: making all the twilight films in blue filter

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bella in new moon as „so sad today“ tweets

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bella in new moon as „so sad today“ tweets

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Imagine Emmett trying to be funny and stands in front of Bella's truck thinking she won't hit him and Bella just runs him over...

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she’s gay, your honor!!!!

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she’s gay, your honor!!!!

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I am not even going on anon to say this because I am not afraid lol. Jacob shouldn't have ended up with anyone at the end of the...

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Rosalie Hale, Nashville, 1935 (photographed by Emmett McCarty Cullen)

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Rosalie Hale, Nashville, 1935 (photographed by Emmett McCarty Cullen)

anyways the idea that bella didnt wear makeup in our emo lords year of 2005 was incorrect and she 100% wore raccoon eyeliner send tweet

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like this?

this is perfect, thank you

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anyways the idea that bella didnt wear makeup in our emo lords year of 2005 was incorrect and she 100% wore raccoon eyeliner...