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24 & very Depressed | "Here, Queer, & filled with Existential Fear." - Daniel Howell | VERY ANTI NAZI! VERY ANTI WHITE SUPREMACY | Helen/Hikari/Henry | Pansexual-GenderFluid-Demiromantic | Pronouns: She/Her/He/Him/They/Them | Mixed Race | I write fanfic! | My Ships: Tomarry/Harrymort, Hannigram, Wangxian, Ineffable Husbands, Johnlock, Victuuri, SasuNaruSasu, & Kag/Sessh!
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Black Social Comedy

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Black Social Comedy

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“Not leaving anyone behind 🙌🏿”    (via)

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“Not leaving anyone behind 🙌🏿”  (via)

Hey y’all NYPD’s arresting protestors en masse at Barclays Center. Please donate to the Brooklyn Bail Fund if you can!!

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Hey y’all NYPD’s arresting protestors en masse at Barclays Center. Please donate to the Brooklyn Bail Fund if you can!!

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

update: we underestimated him

a fluffy tuxedo cat hanging off the top of a baby gate by his dumb little mitten hands

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why are your doors closed to the public 

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

update:

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So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

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HOW

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this is our current game plan. stay tuned

please continue to give us updates this is the funniest post on this site

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today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has...

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This honestly undersells how insanely badass this woman was. Nazis were scared to fight in the snow because she was so good at...

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This honestly undersells how insanely badass this woman was. Nazis were scared to fight in the snow because she was so good at...

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Berliners are sending a piece of the Berlin Wall to Trump, with the message: “We would like to give you one of the last pieces...

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Berliners are sending a piece of the Berlin Wall to Trump, with the message: “We would like to give you one of the last pieces...

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these have been getting popular on twitter so i thought i would share my wangxian dads thoughts here for the rest of you to...
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these have been getting popular on twitter so i thought i would share my wangxian dads thoughts here for the rest of you to...

TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY)

KEITH SCOTT (Sitting in car, reading. Shot by police officer, who was NOT CHARGED)

ATATIANA JEFFERSON (Looking out her window, shot by police officer, who is STILL UNDER INDICTMENT for murder)

JONATHAN FERRELL (Asking for help after auto accident. Shot twelve times by police, case ended in MISTRIAL)

JORDAN EDWARDS (Riding in a car. Shot in the back of the head by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

STEPHON CLARK (Holdng a cel phone. Shot 8 times, 6 in the back. Officers NOT CHARGED)

AMADOU DIALLO (While taking out wallet, officers fired 41 shots by four officers, who were all ACQUITTED)

RENISHA MCBRIDE (Auto accident, knocked on door for help. Homeowner was found GUILTY of second-degree murder ⭐)

TAMIR RICE (Playing with toy gun, shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was NOT CHARGED)

SEAN BELL (Hosting a bachelor party, 50 rounds fired by police officers, who were found NOT GUILTY of charges)

WALTER SCOTT (Pulled over for brake light, shot in the back by police officer, who pleaded GUILTY to CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS *NOT* MURDER)

PHILANDO CASTILE (Pulled over in car, told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer ACQUITTED of all charges)

AIYANA JONES (Sleeping, accidentally shot by officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES)

TERRENCE CRUTCHER (Disabled vehicle, shot by police officer, who was found NOT GUILTY of manslaughter.)

ALTON STERLING (Selling CDs, shot at close range while being arrested. NO CHARGES FILED)

FREDDIE GRAY (Beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were ACQUITTED)

JOHN CRAWFORD (Shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun on sale, police officer was NOT CHARGED)

MICHAEL BROWN (Shot by twelve times by officer, including in the back. NO CHARGES FILED)

JORDAN DAVIS (Killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found GUILTY of first-degree murder ⭐)

SANDRA BLAND (Pulled over for traffic ticket, tasered and arrested. SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE while in jail. NO CHARGES)

AHMAUD AUBREY (Jogging, shot by two men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men charged with murder and aggravated assault ⭐)

BOTHAM JEAN (Shot at home, which police officer mistook for her own. Officer found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

OSCAR GRANT (Handcuffed and face-down, officer shot him in the back. Officer found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter ⭐)

COREY JONES (Waiting by his disabled vehicle, was shot three times by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

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Remember them all. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Also note, these are only the stories caught by the media and/or on video.

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TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY) KEITH SCOTT...

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To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.  Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always...
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To all my black followers and friends, stay safe. Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always...

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American Girl stories were the best tbh
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American Girl stories were the best tbh

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Vampire and werewolf dating
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Vampire and werewolf dating

Man do you ever think about how many places Zuko has broken into? Like

The Western Air Temple (twice), which was canonically built so that it could only be reached with airbending (It’s also implied he broke into the other three too) The Northern Water Tribe, whose defenses hadn’t been breeched in 100 years and was also currently under siege Pohuai stronghold, which was on high red alert after capturing the fucking Avatar Avatar Roku’s temple, mostly notable because he broke through a naval blockade to get there (dude wtf) Lake Laogi, the secret underground headquarters of Ba Sing Se’s evil secret police that is also crawling with Earth benders (Ba Sing Se at large doesn’t count since they forged their papers) The Fire Nation capital’s prison, where the main threat to the Fire Lord’s rule (Iroh) was imprisoned for months His own family’s vacation home (this isn’t an achievement I just thought it was funny) A thousand+ year old sacred site dedicated the first firebenders that was also full of booby traps, Indiana Jones style, because why not The Boiling Rock, the highest security prison in the Fire Nation The headquarters of the Southern Raiders, an elite naval force on an island in the middle of nowhere The Fire Nation’s royal palace, which was admittedly mostly empty at the time but still had Azula in it His own family’s vacation home (again) after getting banished (again)

he’s…a rogue. How did I not realize that he’s a rogue. Who happens to firebend.

One of my favorite things about zuko is he thinks of himself as a failure for not being a firebending prodigy, but is actually INCREDIBLY competent (even prodigious!) At almost everything else

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Man do you ever think about how many places Zuko has broken into? Like The Western Air Temple (twice), which was canonically...

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They are married warner bros told me

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They are married warner bros told me

I have privilege as a white person because I can do all of these things without thinking twice:

I can go birding (#ChristianCooper)

I can go jogging (#AmaudArbery)

I can relax in the comfort of my own home (#BothemSean and #AtatianaJefferson)

I can ask for help after being in a car crash (#JonathanFerrell and #RenishaMcBride)

I can have a cellphone (#StephonClark)

I can leave a party to get to safety (#JordanEdwards)

I can play loud music (#JordanDavis)

I can sell CDs (#AltonSterling)

I can sleep (#AiyanaJones)

I can walk from the corner store (#MikeBrown)

I can play cops and robbers (#TamirRice)

I can go to church (#Charleston9)

I can walk home with Skittles (#TrayvonMartin)

I can hold a hair brush while leaving my own bachelor party (#SeanBell)

I can party on New Years (#OscarGrant)

I can get a normal traffic ticket (#SandraBland)

I can lawfully carry a weapon (#PhilandoCastile)

I can break down on a public road with car problems (#CoreyJones)

I can shop at Walmart (#JohnCrawford)

I can have a disabled vehicle (#TerrenceCrutcher)

I can read a book in my own car (#KeithScott)

I can be a 10yr old walking with our grandfather (#CliffordGlover)

I can decorate for a party (#ClaudeReese)

I can ask a cop a question (#RandyEvans)

I can cash a check in peace (#YvonneSmallwood)

I can take out my wallet (#AmadouDiallo)

I can run (#WalterScott)

I can breathe (#EricGarner)

I can live (#FreddieGray)

I CAN BE ARRESTED WITHOUT THE FEAR OF BEING MURDERED (#GeorgeFloyd)

White privilege is real. Take a minute to consider a Black person’s experience today.

#BlackLivesMatter

*I copied and pasted this ... please do the same.

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I have privilege as a white person because I can do all of these things without thinking twice: I can go birding...

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The problem we need to confront.

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The problem we need to confront.

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nie huaisang knows what’s up
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nie huaisang knows what’s up

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak....

I was gonna go to bed like half an hour ago but decided to stay up for some reason and I was just delivered Chinese food from my new fav place and I feel like my patience was rewarded!

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I was gonna go to bed like half an hour ago but decided to stay up for some reason and I was just delivered Chinese food from my...

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headlines about Robert Pattinson will always be one of my favorite things.

(notice they are all from just the last year)

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headlines about Robert Pattinson will always be one of my favorite things. (notice they are all from just the last year)

tear gas

background

tear gas is not a gas, it’s a kind of powder that clings to ur skin and clothing. it affects ur eyes and ur respiratory system. tear gas cans have different levels of toxicity, and the ones used against civilians are the lowest, but u should never trust a cop with ur safety

countries might have different policies about it, but common (rarely followed) protocols include: 

tear gas canister must be shot at the air, not directly at civilians police must announce they will gas the place before shooting a can

lethality

people with respiratory problems should be thoroughly careful as death may ocur in a matter of hours exposed to it others with no problems might experience fainting have in mind the long lasting effects of this chemical weapon have not been registered yet

protection

thick face mask (the type made from a paper-like material) for a short period of exposure or low toxicity proper gas masks with mixed filter against organic vapours and acid gases + particles goggles (like ski masks or to go swimming) if the gas mask doesn’t cover your entire face/doesn’t have a proper grip, u need to wear a bandana or a piece of clothing under it do NOT use vinegar do NOT wear makeup, creams or sunscreen as it worsens the effect on ur eyes

treatment & prevention

cheap: mixture of 90% water + 10% baking soda, apply on the nose, rinse ur mouth with it, pour it on the eyes (closed) and wait a little while before blinking repeatedly  effective & cheap: boil a pot of water with laurel leaves (the kind u use to cook) until water turns brown. apply on nose, rinse mouth, pour on closed eyes and blink repeatedly. more effective as preventive measure (soak a piece of clothing and hold it against ur mouth/nose or tie it around ur head) other: maalox antiacid u can bite on a lemon for the effects to go away, but it would only last once ur away from the gas do NOT run or get agitated, walk fast and watch where ur going. be calm, be mindful of others suffering the effects of the gas around u. help each other. contain each other sneeze, cough, spit and blink as much as necessary until u’ve recovered

aftercare

tear gas clings to ur skin and ur clothes, so try to get the least amount of skin exposed. do NOT touch ur face (eyes, mouth, nose) with ur hands or ur clothes after u’ve been exposed, as the particles of the chemical will once again hurt u u can wash ur clothes with baking soda, but the chemical might still remain (so dont take that forever 21 dress to a protest) do NOT shower with hot water, as it re-activates the chemical. u dont have to use ice cold water but regulate the temperature carefully

neutralization

baking soda + water mixture in a big (6lt) reusable water bottle (some people add shampoo). u must wear heavy face protection and wielding gloves to manipulate the tear gas canister, grabbing it quickly from the floor and then cover the bottle as fast as u can once u put the can inside. it takes a few minutes to put off.

important: keep the canister, dont throw it away. when u’ve gotten to safety take a picture of the labels and information on the can, as it details the toxicity and precautions. make sure to check the protocols in ur country and report any misconduct.

not recommended: if u do not have the proper equipment to handle a tear gas canister, throw or kick the can against the police who shot it. watch them suffer. absolutely not recommended i do not support this u should never :-)

pepper spray

background

pepper spray isnt a gas either, the particles get under ur skin and stay there for a very long period of time. it obstructs ur respiratory system and blinds u for hours. if u see a cop walking around with a long canister in their hand, do please please get away and warn others.

lethality

death has been registered on asthmatic people no long lasting effects as far as i know

protection

there’s nothing that can really prevent the effects of a pepper spray attack. it will cling to whatever u have on though, so the more covered u are the less particles will reach ur skin.

milk: magnesium milk is more recommended (u can buy it in a drugstore) but regular milk might work as well. it can lower the effects of pepper spray but it wont stop it. it relieves the effects after u’ve been attacked, but depending on how exposed u were. it leaves white stains on the skin and clothes.

aftercare

tear gas will worsen the effects, so if ur attacked with pepper spray u must get away immediately if u are hit directly, in close proximity, u need to be taken to a hospital asap it will burn ur skin and ur throat, u will feel hell on ur skin, but do not cry. remain calm. u need to know this will be over in a few hours and u will have no long lasting effects the hospital may release u once u’ve recovered sight, but ur skin (especially ur hands, as u use and move them the most) will still hurt from time to time. sink the affected areas in a mixture of water and dish soap repeatedly and fast for 10-15 seconds do NOT put any creams or lotions on throw away the clothes and belongings contaminated with it, but be careful and mindful of the animals and homeless people who search for food in the trash, they dont deserve to suffer the effects of this weapon just because u are lousy

pellet shots

lethality

u will not die of a pellet shot wound, but if it lands on ur eyes u will be permanently blinded as the eye injury is irreversible at the hospital they might have to give u vaccines sometimes doctors are unable to remove the bullets and, depending on what it’s made of, u might suffer the effects of contamination have in mind they can land anywhere, even ur face, and the removal is painful and excruciating if ur shot in a non threatening part of ur body it will hurt like hELL, but u can still walk around just fine

protection

wearing jeans or windbreaker fabric will lower the speed of the shot, though it will still injure ur skin anything from tin pieces to wood will stop the bullets. u can make a shield out of stop signs or cable satellites antennas if u have a shield with u, it is ur responsability to stand in the front and protects other for the eyes: safety glasses/goggles with ANSI z87.1 or z87+ standard are the easiest and cheapest to get, but military standard MIL-PRF-31013 is more effective. be sure to check the item actually qualifies legally for the standard

extra

water tank: throwing rocks at it only works if the door is open and u can aim at the cops inside. be careful since they might mix water with other chemicals (like caustic soda, which produces burns in the skin and vomit) and are more likely to use disposed water. depending on the type of tank it might actually hit u so hard u fly out of ur shoes, so be careful laser pointer: u can use them to block cops’ vision, it will save lives arrest: if u are being arrested and u are alone, or all the people u are with are being taken with u, yell ur full name so the people watching (probably recording) can have proof that u have been detained and ur family and friends can find out recordings: dont post ur recordings on social media, as it can lead to the arrest of the people in it (or at least blur/cover their faces). it is important to have footage of the events to help the victims injured or abused by cops though

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to whom it may concern