Spotify wrapped top genre: jaunty sea shanties

Artist of the decade: peg leg Greg

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aradia, getting ready to do whatever the hell that was: 

12 hours ago

trevor noah taking over the late show was actually good for the left because when he started doing all the same lines as john stewart with the same delivery a lot of people woke up to the fact that both of them (and other similar tv libs like oliver and colbert) are nothing but talking heads

16 hours ago

fuck you if you eat any of these 

i’m gonna be sick 

this is how they get you. next you’re gonna tell me to live in a fucking settlement and use tools and shit 

17 hours ago

fuck you if you eat any of these 

i’m gonna be sick 

17 hours ago

fuck you if you eat any of these 

17 hours ago

i love my boyfriend i want to sleep next to him i want to look into his eyes i want to run my fingers thru his hair im fine im ok im good 

17 hours ago

i love. myboyfriend 

17 hours ago

archaeologists just found the remains of the nostalgia critic 

nostalgia critic dead for centuries on a battlefield in modern day turkey

18 hours ago

archaeologists just found the remains of the nostalgia critic 

18 hours ago

i am just sitting here 

18 hours ago

so is taz g just gonna be some light fantasy slice of life shit or is there a plot 

18 hours ago

fuck it. kimono on a thursday

18 hours ago

i think this website is laced with pathogens that make you want to fuck dirty sweaty balding men who swear a lot 

symptoms of exposure include frequent dilfposting and reblogging pictures of trevor from gta 5 wearing “are you nasty” booty shorts and putting that on my dashboard just now 

19 hours ago

i think this website is laced with pathogens that make you want to fuck dirty sweaty balding men who swear a lot 

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19 hours ago

this is another extremely specific gripe but why do people call ALL electronic music “techno”

techno is a very specific type of dance music that had its golden age in the 90s, born out of the detroit house scene. it’s chock full of retrofuturist sounds and cyberpunk themes. it’s techy music about technology. why is this the common term people use to refer to literally every fucking song with synths and minimal/no vocals? 

u can say “electronic music” or “electronica” or “EDM” to talk about a broad range of genres but techno is ONE THING 

skrillex is not techno. pendulum is not techno. anamanaguchi is not techno. porter robinson and virtual riot and kim petras and crystal castles are NOT TECHNO. get it right

my theory is that because “metal” for instance encapsulates 300 different “music made with guitars” sub-genres and “rock” does the same for “music made with guitars that sucks”, people wanted a similar shorthand for “music made with synthesized instruments” and “techno” sounded the coolest at the time

alternatively it was caused by the same people who called every game console, handheld and individual video game “A Nintendo”

that’s fair and language does work like that sometimes but on the other hand it makes me want to punch a musk ox in the face

20 hours ago

this is another extremely specific gripe but why do people call ALL electronic music “techno”

techno is a very specific type of dance music that had its golden age in the 90s, born out of the detroit house scene. it’s chock full of retrofuturist sounds and cyberpunk themes. it’s techy music about technology. why is this the common term people use to refer to literally every fucking song with synths and minimal/no vocals? 

u can say “electronic music” or “electronica” or “EDM” to talk about a broad range of genres but techno is ONE THING 

skrillex is not techno. pendulum is not techno. anamanaguchi is not techno. porter robinson and virtual riot and kim petras and crystal castles are NOT TECHNO. get it right

20 hours ago

i have ring mod gender……. oscillating between genders at audio rate 

21 hours ago

pic

1 day ago

invest in drum and bass 

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Russian Doll

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is it pronounced aradia or aradia 

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what is wrong. like with all of you.

1 day ago

miku has never said fuck. she wouldn’t do that

1 day ago

puppy dog town cuppy dog city i wanna go aaaaaaa

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-h3h3 hit by a truck -idubbbz excommunicated -jontron eaten by wild gorillas -markiplier beat up by my dad -pewdiepie assassinated -filthy frank overdosed on heroine

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*Bites down hard on the energy bar* *Looks at you and smiles* In the old days human beings used to be the saber toothed cats. Some of us still have a little cat spirit… 

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watching a jj abrams movie (or series) is the audiovisual equivalent of listening to taylor swift’s greatest hits 

1 day ago

is there a 2 hour video essay about how jj abrams is a bad director because i would like to see that 

1 day ago

Uh-oh! I'm late for my first Coochie class!!

this is me ^ when im late for my 1st “Coochie class”

Originally posted by thirteenstardisfam

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on brand 

1 day ago

amazing that the down with cis guy is still on tumblr with the same url and still saying absolute weird shit about trans people 

1 day ago

finally some good fucking lore 

1 day ago