[shadow the hedgehog voice] give me your pin number

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG STOLE MY WIFES CREDIT CARD NUMBER THATS RIGHT HE STOLE MY WIFES CREDIT CARD NUMBER

HE PUT HER CREDIT CARD NUMBER INTO HIS TINY HEDGEHOG PHONE, AND HE PUT MY FUCKING WIFE IN DEBT, AND HE SAID THE AMOUNT OF DEBT HE PUT HER IN WAS;

“This BIG”

AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING,” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM:

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL WALLET, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.

AND GUESS WHAT?

HERE’S WHAT MY CREDIT CARD LOOKS LIKE:

THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. FULL CREDIT RATING, NOT OVERDRAWN, NO LATE PAYMENTS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CUT FROM TITANIUM OR SOME SHIT.

HE PUT MY WIFE IN DEBT, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA BANKRUPT THE EARTH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET;

MY SUPER CAPITALIST PISS!

EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA BANKRUPT THE EARTH. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER;

I’M BANKRUPTING THE MOON!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I BANKRUPTED THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE I GET MY NEXT PAYCHECK, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I BANKRUPT YOU TOO!

7 hours ago

This is Elsa and her daughter Elsa Jr.

Photo credit: @/joytheestallion on Twitter!!

12 hours ago

hey everyone I am absolutely terrified of this episode now

20 hours ago

As asexual awareness week approaches I’m going to hunt down some good educational posts to queue up, but in the meantime wanted to throw together one of my own for things I’d love more awareness on.  Feel free to reblog!

Communication and education about asexuality has broken down a lot over the past few years, making it difficult for even asexual people to learn about ourselves and each other.  Even if you’re exhausted by the toxicity that surrounds most discussions, I encourage you to take the time to keep learning and supporting each other!

1 day ago

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

[Caption: A screenshot of a post from the reddit forum r/MtF. The post is titled ‘To all you ladies, from a cis man’ and reads as follows:

I have full permission from my partner to post this and she's read it all. There is a misconception that the only men a straight trans women can get with, is a chaser. It is very sad that many of you feel that way, and I'm sorry for how men treat you, but that's not how it has to be.

I met my girlfriend when I was 15. She was living as a boy then and was 13. I used to push her around when we played football at school. I thought she was one of the lads. Time goes on, I was never that close to her and we lost touch. Next thing is I meet her again on a fine art course. I didn't recognize her at all and with her name change and generic surname I never made the connection. I developed quite the crush, we would go on dates and I'd sort of play them off as just hanging out with a friend. I was so giddy around her and I was terrified to tell her I liked her.

One day we were going to the movies and I told myself 'today is the day I ask her to be my girlfriend, and try to kiss her'. We ended up skipping the movie to go on a walk in the local forest. I held her hand and she squeezed mine - my heart was beating so damn fast. We finally kissed and it was like fireworks, I told her I liked her but she cut me off. She told me to stop talking because she needs to tell me something. Now in my mind I'm panicking thinking she's in a relationship, but she says 'I used to be a boy, I was at school with you, please don't be mad I'm so sorry I didn't tell you' and then to my absolute horror she said 'please don't hurt me'

She genuinely thought that there was a danger of me attacking her after finding out. This broke my fucking heart. I had my moment of being like wtf - mainly because I'd known this girl for almost 10 years and hadn't pieced the 2 people together - but then we kissed again, and then again and again and we kissed so much my face hurt by the end.

That was 5 years ago and boy this has been a learning curve. I've only ever dated cis women before, I am 100% straight and I had to unlearn some internalized shit for maybe a day or so, until I thought what the fuck does it matter who she used to be? Damn I used to be a baby, people change. But I love her the way she is now, I love her smile I love her eyes I love her body her curves her hands her hair and you know what? I love her penis too. I love it because its hers, and it gives her pleasure, and there isn't anything wrong with it. I don't have a fetish, I just fell in love with a woman and that means I fell in love with the whole package.

I'm planning to propose to her on new years eve. I want to spend the rest of my life with her, I want to raise kids with her and I want her to lose all of these insecurities. Just because you cant carry them, doesn't mean you wont be the mother of my children. There is hope, you're not broken or unlovable or nothing but a kink.

You're a powerful woman.

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Edited slightly to not be a huge wall-text

1 day ago

Chao In Space - Official Animation

1 day ago

1 day ago

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

1 day ago

i’m so tired of non-bisexuals being like “okay this character can only be bi if they’re in a gay ship” like you realise that m/f relationships don’t automatically make them both straight right..

That’s one thing that drives me nuts, tbh. Bisexuality is… well, bisexuality for a reason, but I think there’s this huge kneejerk aversion to m/f ships because m/m and f/f ships are so underrepresented in mainstream media (though it is getting better).But I think it’s extremely important to have bisexuality represented as bisexuality.And also, when people attack folks who do have an m/f ship but aren’t being toxic about m/m or f/f shipping. See: The more extreme SoRiku shippers calling RiKai/RikuNami/RikuShi/etc shippers homophobic. ._. When some of them might just be multishippers and like SoRiku too.Just… bah. Fandom is dumb sometimes.

2 days ago

I was thinking about why Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond is so hated.

The obvious answer is because of the horrible things she did.

But the other diamonds did horrible things too…worse things even.

Pink abandoned Spinel, which is wrong, but Spinel was planning to kill every living thing on Earth to spite the son of a person who was no longer even alive. Yet, no one talks about what a monster Spinel is.

So many Steven Universe characters have hurt people, but we forgive them and are happy to see them redeemed.

So why not Rose?

Then, it hit me: because Rose’s redemption arc is told to us in reverse.

The first time we see Rose is toward the end of her life when she is pregnant with Steven. We see her appreciation for life and how full of love she is for Greg and her future child. She’s willingly sacrificing herself to bring a new life into the world.

But then, we start learning who Rose used to be, all her mistakes, all the people she hurt.

The loving mother in Steven’s video becomes a distant memory.

For those of you who hate Rose, imagine her backstory unfolded a little differently for us.

We’re introduced to Pink Diamond: she’s spoiled, bratty, immature, irresponsible, and inconsiderate.

She throws temper tantrums when she doesn’t get her way.

Not exactly an endearing character, right?

But one day, her tantrum injure Pink Pearl, her best friend. From that day on, she keeps everything to herself. Now we see her dealing with a consequence of her bad behavior.

Then we see how she’s abused by the other diamonds. We start to sympathize with her.

We see her try to save Earth. We see her trying to do the right thing for once.

But it backfires horribly.

She spends the rest of her life trying to fix it, but she can’t.

She meets Greg. Here is where Rose has the most emotional growth as a character. She learns what is truly means to be a “real person.”

Finally, she grows such an appreciation for human life, that she decides to sacrifice her form to bring her son into the world.

The reason Rose is so much more controversial than other characters who have done problematic things is because her story is told in reverse, her redemption comes across as a fall from grace.

But there are plenty of characters who have a fall from grace who are still not as controversial as Rose. The reason why many people are less sympathetic to Rose is because we never see how Rose reacts to her mistakes. We never get much insight into how Rose feels about herself and the things she’s done. We get small hints:

For everyone who hates Rose, I get why. But I think we need to remember who she became instead of who she was.

2 days ago

2 days ago

kh trios b like bi girl with all the braincells, himbo, and sora

Wait is Donald the bi girl?

i hate this because it shows you automatically accepted goofy as a himbo

He’s big, dumb, and strong. Goofy is a textbook himbo.

i.....im..........arent himbos supposed to be attractive?

Are you trying to tell us Goofy isn't attractive?

2 days ago

Steven has PTSD please stop ignoring it

(Please take some time to read this, it’s important to me. There isn’t much writing it’s mostly screenshots)

I have seen barely any posts about Steven’s mental health. You’re all racking up his anger to ‘being a teenager’ but that’s so clearly not the case. Here is a couple of screen shots and quotes for evidence:

“You’ve always been a fusion, you’ve always had your friends! You are NOTHING without them” in the full clip of this, you can just see face drop when she says that. So many times he’s been almost killed and had a gem yell at him in his face about him being worthless, this is probably a trigger for him hence why he started crying and—

— turns pink. Also him snapping and turning violent, he never wants to feel helpless like he always has to when a gem tries to kill him. He’s been through it so much. And even after HE apologises when he didn’t need to. PTSD triggers like this that send you into a rage makes you feel like a awful, awful person afterwards.

“This was all Pink Diamond!” “My mom?..” he’s put back and disturbed by even the mention of his mom, I think it’s trigger for him. And right after—

— He apologise and vaguely explains why he turned pink, he looks so uncomfortable and scared at the mention of her and while explaining his reaction

“It doesn’t matter! I’m gonna fix it” he literally starts shaking, blocking his ears and holding his head.

“Stop it! I can’t deal with one more horrible thing that she did!” He snaps at a trigger, and starts getting incredibly angry and emotional

“I don’t wanna hear about it! I don’t even wanna THINK about it!” Just his voice when he says this, he sounds so scared. And his delusional yelling and movements just scream how much he’s put off by his mum. (HELP him)

There’s probably gonna be so much more in the future. But please stop just calling this ‘hormones’, this isn’t how hormones work. This poor kid has a mental illness. And even in the last 5 seasons there’s so much more for him to be absolutely traumatised for.

Thank so so much if you read through this! I’d love to hear your guys opinions and thoughts too!

3 days ago

Why does everyone tell me that getting a wheelchair is 'giving up'? I'm doing the opposite of giving up. Instead of just giving in and letting myself waste away, not going anywhere or doing anything, I'm giving myself a means to keep going. To keep doing things, and going places. Why do abled people act like a wheelchair is a prison? It's not. It's freedom.

3 days ago

It's KH's anniversary in North America!

Kingdom Hearts has a good place in my heart. I'm also excited for the FFBE event.

3 days ago

today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations

u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word

3 days ago

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.

I use those as gender neutral and don’t mean it in a gender way at all but if you don’t like it tell me and I will try to stop (no promises because I usually forget things so I might need reminded a few times)

this also applies to “guurrrrrl”

also mate, buddy, bro, literally anything I use, I generally use them gender neutral but if they make you uncomfortable PLEASE TELL ME

Guy has and probably always will be gender neutral to me, but if it makes you feel uncomfortable please, please tell me.

!!!!!!

or if pet names bother u. I swear I won’t be offended, just tell me and I won’t call you thay anymore 💖💖

3 days ago

This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn but I love it so much

4 days ago

sesame street, episode 15.4 (thanksgiving, 1983)

much love to caroll spinney (1933-2019), who played big bird and oscar the grouch until 2018. he passed away today on december 8, 2019. may a hero and a legend rest in peace.

5 days ago

……………………today i learned that because cancer is just your own cells going rogue, that the viral cancer dogs can spread to one another is actually a breed of dog; it is the only surviving member of its dog breed. Even though it is a viral cancer, its dna is 100% dog and the breed it came from is now extinct.

there is an asexually reproducing immortal breed of dog that behaves like a virus

a breed of dog that is a malicious disease that targets other dogs….. 

what the fuck

Sequence analysis of the genome suggests it diverged from canids over 6,000 years ago; possibly much earlier. The most recent estimates of its time of origin date it to about 11,000 years ago. However, the most recent common ancestor of extant tumors is more recent: it probably originated 200 to 2,500 years ago. 

dude, what the fuck

This is cool as fuck and I despise it.

Yeah canine transmissible venerial tumour is one of my favourite bits of Weird Biology because it’s like, 1: it’s basically an Immortal Dog and 2: this is a full on tetrapod vertebrate that has moved life history from barking, running animal to essentially a colonial, single/multi celled parasite. This is a mammal that has turned into an obligate parasite.

5 days ago

it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao

alright, lemme school your dumbass because obviously you’ve never watched scooby doo before

shaggy rogers is a hero

yes, he canonically has anxiety issues, but when it comes down to it, he is there for his friends no matter how scared he is. he cares very deeply for his friends and he would absolutely not hesitate to put himself in danger to keep them safe

in ‘music of the vampire’ when the vampire threatens his friends, shaggy’s first response is to grab a bunch of wooden stakes to attack the vampire with

later in this same movie when he (albeit falsely) believes he’s fallen victim to the vampire curse, he runs away and gets as far away from his friends as possible so there would be no chance of him harming them or inflicting the curse on them as well

and in ‘camp scare’ when the fish monster they’re dealing with hurts scooby, shaggy’s first response was to shatter a two-by-four across its face. watch it go down here, skip to about 1:30

during the climax of ‘legend of the phantosaur’ after struggling with his anxiety for the whole movie, shaggy overcomes it for the sake of saving the lives of his friends and the villains who put them in danger in the first place

in ‘ghoul school’, without any help from fred, daphne, or velma, shaggy saves the lives of several monster kids, and in ‘reluctant werewolf’ when he’s cursed to become a werewolf, he wins back his humanity in just under two days, again without help from fred, daphne, or velma

hell, the whole plot of ‘goblin king’ was about shaggy and scooby travelling into the realm of monsters, the very things he’s afraid of mos, so he can save his friends from being turned into monsters themselves. and he does save them

and those are just the examples i could think of off the top of my head!

shaggy is as essential to the gang as everyone else is. he’s the one who repeatedly throws himself headfirst into the path of the monster of the week to lead it into fred’s traps, despite his anxiety issues, because he’s the only one fast enough not to get caught. fun fact! he’s won multiple awards in high school for gymnastics and athletics. he isn’t just all about fear and food. he’s a friendly, caring person who would do anything for his friends, and on top of all this?

he’s only seventeen. of course he’s scared, he’s just a kid.

tl;dr, shaggy rogers is more than his anxiety

canonically, shaggy and scoob have dealt with more real monsters than the entire gang.

the mystery gang tends to unmask humans. The exceptions (authentic monsters, zombies, witches, ghosts, etc) are in certain movies. some of which (Zombie Island, the Witch’s Ghost) involve the full gang. Others (Ghoul School, Reluctant Werewolf, the Boo Brothers) have Shaggy and Scoob (and Scrappy) on their own adventures. 

oh hey and in ghoul school, looking for some peace and quiet, they get hired as gym teachers at a school for girls, that turns out to be a school for ghouls. Despite being terrified,  

they stay, become fantastic teachers, inspire their students and lead them to victory in the volleyball champion, and then risk their lives saving the students from an evil witch and spider minions. 

oh and they befriend an adult mummy, vampire, wolfman, and phantom along the way

not to mention whenever they hang with the rest of the gang, they invariably get used trap bait against their expressed wishes. but still they stick around

oh, and despite their reluctance, scoob and shaggy regularly play some of the most vital roles in the gang’s adventures, to the point the movie posters regularly feature them as the most prominent members. the rest of the gang may provide the motivation, but shaggy and scooby are the lifeblood of the show:

conclusion: Shaggy Rogers and Scoobert Doo have enormous hearts that lead them to face their greatest fears on an almost daily basis for the sake of protecting those they care about.

PROTECT AND APPRECIATE SHAGGY ROGERS

Also, THEY ARE ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY AND DOING SUPER DANGEROUS STUFF. THEY ARE BURNING MORE CALORIES THAN THEY HAVE IN THEIR BODIES. OF COURSE THEY’RE GONNA EAT LIKE CRAZY. IF THEY DON’T EAT CONSTANTLY THEY’LL DIE.

im currently kinning jared 19 

Also the mystery machine was originally Shaggy’s but he gave it to Fred because he’s too anxious to drive more often than not. Miss me with this fake as shit about my favorite guy.

In this house, we stan Norville “Shaggy” Rogers.

Shaggy would be a great Green lantern

STAN

WE STAN!!!

Let’s not forget how in Mystery Inc., Scooby drives a FREAKIN’ TANK to rescue Shaggy from military school. These two are good bois.

5 days ago

Regarding the recent episodes, particularly Volleyball. Was Pink Diamond an abuser? Yes. Definitely. She did a lot of unforgivable shit. I do not blame people for being mad at her. Hell, Steven literally hides her portrait in Lion's mane because he doesn't like to be reminded of her.

But the key word is 'was'. The episode showed that both Pearls saw two sides of Pink. One saw the destructive brat. The other saw the reckless and repressed gem who tries to do good [and still fails a lot, imo].

Basically, When she was with Pink Pearl, Pink was like the other Diamonds. Entitled. Bratty. Typical tyrant wannabe. But was constantly ignored, locked up even. Then she snapped. The anger and rage of being ignored manifesting in a destructive force that cracks Pink Pearl's eye.

Then, here's what sets her apart from the other diamonds, and, in my opinion, makes her the better one out of the four: She felt bad for what she did and began bottling up her emotions. And tried to change for the better in whatever way she knew how.

But she still fell short. She was on her own, with no one but the Diamonds who are far from supportive and gems programmed to do her bidding. She wanted to be better but she was ignorant. So she fucked up. A lot. And she's hated for it, understandably. The consequences of her actions were dire. It shouldn't be forgiven just because she meant well/didn't know any better. She was basically terrible at being good. And she knew it. This is the Pink our Pearl saw.

The whole episode was about both pearls not seeing the whole picture, which is ironically what a lot of fans are going through. Pink Pearl saw the destructive, abusive side of Pink Diamond and tried to defend it. Our Pearl saw her changing for the better and tried to defend the many horrible decisions she made along the way.

Pink is a representation of abusers who were also victims of abuse themselves. She represents bad people that tried to be good but... stumbled, fell, and hurt many along the way. Pink represents change and growth. And that it is not gonna be all smooth sailing, especially if you came from a terrible place. That redemption is far from easy. That it can't earn forgiveness nor stop the pain.

So many were hurt and are still hurting from the things Pink did. She definitely does not deserve forgiveness. But you do not need to forgive a person to acknowledge that they have changed. You do not need to stop hurting in order to move forward. An abuser changing for the better does not mean forgiveness. It just means they stop causing anymore problems.

6 days ago

Sonic Team Argentina has recently interviewed Max Schneider, who worked as an animator for the Sonic Movie, on details involving the redesign, Sonic’s original design, and the time it took to do all of it. 

He told them that it took 5 months of work to change Sonic’s model for the movie. The process began with his head. According to him, the animators were given Sonic’s original model for the movie in one side, and Modern Sonic’s model to compare the two, and try to find a balance between both designs. The last thing they animated were the shoes. 

It was made clear that there was no crunch in the animation process at all, and the whole process was done at a leisurely pace. Also, it was stated that the redesign didn’t cost as much as some sites said originally said, the most accurate estimate is the one shown more recently in some news portals, it being US$ 5 Million.

Max Schneider also said the reason why Paramount wanted to do the movie with the original design. Since the movie was live-action, they wanted to do a more realistic Sonic, so he wouldn’t look out of place with real humans. That’s what Paramount believed was for the best.

“It took a lot of months to change the design, since a considerate portion of the movie was finished. Most of the times, we had to create a new rig, and create new animation with what was basically a new character.  There were some animations done with old design rig that we could repurpose to the new design. But a lot of the scenes featuring the old animation rig didn’t fit with the new design, so we had to animate it all over again.”, says Max.

Max also confirmed that there will be tons of Ester Eggs for fans, and says that while he only watched a few snippets of the movie (the ones that he animated), those that have already watched the full movie said that it was good!

Source

6 days ago

Me after seeing Volleyball: Wow what an interesting revelation. Pink Diamond had emotional powers that didn’t just extend to healing when she genuenly felt compassion for someone, it could become uncontrollably destructive when she was angry or upset. How interesting it is that she would try to bottle up her negative feelings and try to be a more postive person when she saw the harmful effect her powers had on the people around her.

Y’all: Pink Diamond was a sadistic abuser! I knew she was evil all along!

Me:

Originally posted by giffythings

6 days ago

Something that I don't think gets acknowledged enough: time flows differently in different worlds. And this isn't just something said but never shown, you can see it throughout the series. Let's compare three worlds between KH2 and KH3:

In Twilight Town in 3, the kids are still on summer vacation according to Jiminy's journal so it's probably been like a week at most since 2. But in Radiant Garden between 2 and 3, the ruins have been completely rebuilt so it's back to looking like it did in BBS. I doubt they could do that in a week.

Another example: the Caribbean in KH2 was going through the first Pirates movie. By KH3 it's finished the second movie and when Sora arrives the third movie is like halfway over.

Time flows different between worlds, and it's not just something they just say, we see it happening.

6 days ago