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Ok so: - Jaskier was, presumably, personally requested for the engagement banquet - Calanthe does not seem to enjoy his music...



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Text @ 2020-04-09 09:52:22 GMT

1 month ago

teaboot:

Okay but CONSIDER: Pavetta, absolutely furious that the engagement was even happening, specifically chose Jaskier to piss off Calanthe

penny-anna:

Ok so:

- Jaskier was, presumably, personally requested for the engagement banquet

- Calanthe does not seem to enjoy his music and seems if anything actively irritated by his presence

- CONCLUSION: Pavetta is a Jaskier fan.

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luthorchickv2 reblogged with comment1 day ago

Calanthe 100% did this. Post

quattuorimmortalem reblogged with comment28 days ago

Alternate theory, Est requested him as both a lover of bawdy songs, a favor to Pavetta, AND wanting to see Calanthe’s reaction to watching the entertainment get decked for sleeping with half the court. Post

kiaraalexisklay reblogged with comment1 month ago

🤣 OMG a Medieval Justin Beiber! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Post

sublimepaperfury reblogged with comment1 month ago

I always thought Eist talked her into it, considering he’s got a filthy mind, and songs like “the fishmonger’s daughter” were probs something he’d enjoy. Post

jupiterroxx reblogged with comment1 month ago

not just that, bards always have a way of finding the person who least enjoys their performance and fiddling right up to them. An obnoxious bard is a great way to ruffle the lower lords without neglecting the obligation of hospitality. Post

acatbyanothername93 reblogged with comment1 month ago

@wonderwheremysanitywent​ I see my Witcher obsession caught up with me😂. And I do love this , thank you!  Post

bemusedlybespectacled reblogged with comment1 month ago

I’ve been thinking about this post for DAYS and I keep thinking that this is the medieval equivalent of inviting Justin Bieber to your daughter’s Sweet Sixteen party because it’ll make her happy AND one of your guests might deck him. Post

fmlcomic reblogged with comment2 months ago

Okay, okay, but, Jaskier has Big Bisexual Energy so ... Jaskier spending the evening dodging COUPLES who would like a “Private Performance” after hearing the gossip. (and also dodging Ladies who’s husbands he had a good time with) Post

babblingsoftherandomsort reblogged with comment2 months ago

Or consider: Calanthe knew of the relationship between Jaskier and Geralt and allowed Pavetta's request on the chance that it would bring Geralt there. Post

threepiecechickendinner reblogged with comment2 months ago

Jaskier: ♫ Toss a coin to your-- ♫  Post

mrbrojangles reblogged with comment2 months ago

Bold of you to assume Jaskier isn't Eist's favourite musician. Post

teaboot reblogged with comment2 months ago

Okay but CONSIDER: Pavetta, absolutely furious that the engagement was even happening, specifically chose Jaskier to piss off Calanthe Post

amorphousturtle reblogged with comment2 months ago

Calanthe: I dislike this bard. Other nobles: We also dislike this bard! Calanthe: . . . Hire him :) Other nobles: But why?! D: Clanathe: Suffer for me, you monkeys :) Post

roseunspindle reply to this Text2 months ago

I love it... but what if that meant that when pavetta started suspecting certain things, she summoned her favorite bard to play and sent ciri with him or maybe both she and ciri ran away with him to get to Geralt.

2 months ago
thevalesofanduin reply to this Text2 months ago

@ilovejaskierthebard you are welcome 😇😘🙈

2 months ago
ashleylovesjoey reblogged with comment2 months ago

You know. I listen to Fishmonger's Daughter every morning to have a good laugh before a day's shit starts. And now. AND NOW I WILL CRY WHEN I LISTEN TO IT. Post

merthurlocked reblogged with comment2 months ago

Y'all really be out here wanting to hurt a biatch? Post

ilovejaskierthebard reblogged with comment2 months ago

@thevalesofanduin well this is beautiful and now I'm crying at 8 am 😭😭😭 Post

just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard reblogged with comment2 months ago

Precious 1000000/10. Post

jaskier-n-crowley-diaster-ace reblogged with comment2 months ago

It takes a long while before Geralt starts humming the songs, but he can see how Ciri gets a small smile on her face everytime they stop at an inn and the bard who isn't jaskier is butchering the music so finally he puts his foot down Post

ilovejaskierthebard reblogged with comment2 months ago

AND THEN. Post

jaskier-n-crowley-diaster-ace reblogged with comment2 months ago

Calanthe hated it when Pavetta and eventually Duny would sing his songs to her but her and Eist started singing them after Ciri's parents died and ohgod my crying now too Post

ilovejaskierthebard reblogged with comment2 months ago

Oh. But oh. What if does and it's maybe something Calanthe or Eist ended up singing to her on rough nights because it was the only thing that calmed her. Post

jaskier-n-crowley-diaster-ace reblogged with comment2 months ago

Bet she sang Ciri some of his songs while she was a baby. Post

v3rb4tim reblogged with comment2 months ago

Alternate hypothesis: Calanthe decided that watching him try to not die/ annoy other nobles would make better entertainment than any other bard. Post

eddiestarchild reply to this Text2 months ago

A low-key fan boy

2 months ago
eddiestarchild reply to this Text2 months ago

Unless it was Eist

2 months ago
ewl95 reblogged with comment2 months ago

Head cannon accepted Post

littlestsnicket reblogged with comment2 months ago

but what if calanthe does like jaskier’s music? of course, she really invited him to hopefully cause trouble, but what if she does really like his music? but she likes the songs that made him famous tramping about the countryside and thinks it would be a waste for him to perform some courtly nonsense Post

quattuorimmortalem reblogged with comment2 months ago

Alternatively Eist had him specially requested as he knew Calanthe likes a spot of bawdy fun but Jaskier doesn’t think he can let it be known about his bawdy side and risk some noble recognizing his “talents”. Post

mewsiex reblogged with comment2 months ago

Pavetta is also a monster fucker so Calanthe probably thinks of Jaskier the way my mum thinks about Marilyn Manson.  Post

perletwo reblogged with comment2 months ago

Unfortunately, Eist was in no position to get a vote in the planning stages of the banquet. That came after. Post

dat-carovieh reblogged with comment2 months ago

Eist and Pavetta conspired to get Jaskier to the banquet. I imagine them giggeling while they plan how to get Calanthe to agree. Post

justplainsalty reblogged with comment3 months ago

Calanthe yearning for her own death? Calanthe yearning for the death of Jaskier & everyone else in the court? Either way, still true. Post

squishy--pie reblogged with comment3 months ago

“I yearn for death” is literally perfect for Calanthe omg Post

bellashibagirl reblogged with comment3 months ago

Also didn't she say something about things turning into a bloodbath? I'd imagine just seeing Jaskier's presence would piss off so many of the men there. Add that to the fact that the event is basically a competition for Pavetta's hand and what you've got is: Post

selectivegeekwithstandards reblogged with comment3 months ago

The real reason Calanthe doesn’t like Geralt has nothing to do with the Law of Suprise, it’s because she spends her life with “toss a coin” constantly stuck in her head.  Post

cardiac-ossification reblogged with comment3 months ago

Or Calanthe knew of Jaskier's connection to Geralt and the fact that he was going to be in danger by being invited, she used the bard to get to the witcher to take care of the problem she knew was going to arise. Post

swearingintengwar reply to this Text3 months ago

@iximaz

3 months ago
octothorpetopus reblogged with comment3 months ago

Eist absolutely vibes to Jaskier and Calanthe makes fun of him for it I see no other explanation Post

fieryshaman reblogged with comment3 months ago

Imagine the look on Calanthe’s face when Jaskier walked in with the Butcher of Blaviken, The White Wolf, Geralt of Riva.  Post

azdaema reblogged with comment3 months ago

That is SO EXACTLY CALANTHE tho: super full of love, but resistant to actually saying it in words. Argues with Pavetta through the whole thing, but hired her favorite band to play. Post

godferdom reblogged with comment3 months ago

@elynehil Post

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