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Hi, I’m Chloe and I’ve been a Loser since 2001. // Header Image By Myself // 18 // BiGirl // Ship the characters, not the actors 💛

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@lady-reddie made fanart of a post I made. This is a dream 😭😭 Thank you! I love it

12 days ago

@lady-reddie made fanart of a post I made. This is a dream 😭😭 Thank you! I love it

It’s a universally accepted fact that Richie Tozier has a huge wang

17 days ago

It's a universally accepted fact that Richie Tozier has a huge wang

richie, after reading bill’s book about werewolves: why didn’t you make it gay

bill: what

richie: i said why didn’t you make it gay

bill: i heard you the first time, what you mean why didn’t i make it gay???

richie: dude are you for real

eddie: what’s going on

richie: bill didn’t make his werewolf softporn pulp horror book gay

eddie: bill are you for real

bill: i’m begging you??? explain???

richie: didn'tyou say you took inspiration for your monsters from the fucking clown

bill: yeah

richie: and this book was inspired by the werewolf we both saw on neibolt

bill: yeah?? your point????

richie: bill what do you think pennyass was trying to say with the werewolf

eddie: wait wait let me get mike

bill: what do you mean??? it was a werewolf. we were eleven. it was scary.

eddie: MIKE COME HERE

richie: i’m losing my mind??? bill!!

bill: what???

richie: that fucking clown messed up with us like psychologically. the monsters were metaphors!!! you’re a fucking writer, you should know this!!!

mike: what’s up

eddie: bill didn’t make his werewolf book gay and richie is trying to explain to him why he should’ve

mike: oh

mike: bill you didn’t make it gay????

bill: no???? why should i’ve????

mike: okay. okay. that’s cool.

eddie: mike sweetie

mike: that’s super cool. you take your time man.

richie: look what you’ve done

bill: can??? someone??? explain???

stan: what’s happening?

bill: stan why should i’ve made my werewolf book gay

stan: um

richie: i can’t fucking believe this

eddie: i wanna get the camera but i don’t wanna live i want to be here when he realizes it

bill: realize fucking what!!!!!!

richie: okay listen man, remember when eddie’s leper was a ploy to get him scared of his own sexuality??

bill:

eddie: yeah man it was the 80s it was the AIDS epidemic i was gay and brainwashed by my mom

bill: oh

mike: OKAY

richie: and remember how bev’s blood represented her fear of becoming a woman in the eyes of her father

bill: OH

bev: what’s up?

eddie: sssh I’ll tell you later

bill: okay so the werewolf thing. was that supposed to represent, like… toxic masculinity???

stan: i’m gonna tell him

eddie: DON’T YOU DARE

bev: bill sweetheart

ben: what’s going on?

bev: bill doesn’t know why the fucking clow took the form of a werewolf to scare him and richie

ben: oh. mike are you okay?

mike: PEACHY

richie: billiam…………

bill: what

richie: what do you think a monster who is by definition an animalistic predator, who can’t control his violent urges, who’s hypermasculine but also associated with female symbolism like the moon and who has a double life, could represent???????

bill:

eddie:

stan:

bev:

ben:

mike: oh my god

richie: c'mon big bill i know you can do this

bill: i still want to answer toxic masculinity

richie: are you kidding me

bev: i can’t do this

stan: wow

richie: okay billiam put on your big boy pants and listen to me: your book sucks because the werewolf was supposed to represent homosexuality

bill: what

richie: and you didn’t make it gay

bill: WHAT

richie: DUDE!!! IT WAS FUCKING OBVIOUS!!!

bill: but richie i saw the werewolf too!!

richie:

eddie:

ben:

bev:

stan:

mike:

bill: does that mean i’m a homophobe???

stan: i’m going to beat you up

1 month ago

richie, after reading bill’s book about werewolves: why didn’t you make it gay bill: what richie: i said why didn’t you make it...

2020 gave us V Team 2 as an apology

1 month ago

2020 gave us V Team 2 as an apology

Look what you made me do

1 month ago

Look what you made me do

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What happens when both Richie and Eddie decides to give a “love letter” to the other on the same Valentine’s day?🤔❤
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2 months ago

What happens when both Richie and Eddie decides to give a “love letter” to the other on the same Valentine’s day?🤔❤

Stan: You’re feeling particularly sassy today

Richie: I know, it must be my new glasses prescription

2 months ago

Stan: You’re feeling particularly sassy today Richie: I know, it must be my new glasses prescription

Pennywise in the IT musical is basically the love child of Pennywise from the movies and Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show

2 months ago

Pennywise in the IT musical is basically the love child of Pennywise from the movies and Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror...

Bill: Pennywise is dead

Pennywise, 27 years later: Stop telling people I’m dead

2 months ago

Bill: Pennywise is dead Pennywise, 27 years later: Stop telling people I'm dead

Self-isolation is a lot better with the IT musical and rum

2 months ago

Self-isolation is a lot better with the IT musical and rum

Richie @ Eddie before his memories came back

2 months ago

Richie @ Eddie before his memories came back

Richie: Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail

The Losers:

Eddie: You’re literally the mathletes captain wtf

2 months ago

Richie: Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail The Losers:... Eddie: You’re literally the...

Oh, look, we’re in the new Stephen King novel

2 months ago

Oh, look, we’re in the new Stephen King novel

teacher: this assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory

Bill: excuse me my what now

2 months ago

teacher: this assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory Bill: excuse me my what now

We were robbed of that it1 scene in the 2017 script where eddie is afraid of jump into the water and holds hands with richie to jump in together. We were ROBBED

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Excuse me but WHAT

2 months ago

We were robbed of that it1 scene in the 2017 script where eddie is afraid of jump into the water and holds hands with richie to...

2 months ago

When Eddie is still struggling with his sexuality, he dips his toe in the water by going on anonymous video chats with other...

Happy International Women’s Day!

2 months ago

Happy International Women’s Day!

Happy birthday, Trashmouth!!

2 months ago

Happy birthday, Trashmouth!!

Somewhere in the world, Eddie is lecturing Richie on washing his hands + the coronavirus because he coughed at dinner

2 months ago

Somewhere in the world, Eddie is lecturing Richie on washing his hands + the coronavirus because he coughed at dinner

Stanley Barber is the person Richie wants Stanley Uris to be

2 months ago

Stanley Barber is the person Richie wants Stanley Uris to be

Richie Tozier and Oz are the reasons I've had a crush on Seth Green to this day.

2 months ago

Richie Tozier and Oz are the reasons I've had a crush on Seth Green to this day.

Bill: Can you keep a secret?

Richie: Well, I kept a pretty big one for 40 years so…

2 months ago

Bill: Can you keep a secret? Richie: Well, I kept a pretty big one for 40 years so...

That Quirky Disney Channel Look™

2 months ago

That Quirky Disney Channel Look™

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Eddie’s hero crush on Jock Mahoney is the purest thing I’ve ever heard and bless @eddiekasprzak for pointing it out! No way...
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3 months ago

Eddie’s hero crush on Jock Mahoney is the purest thing I’ve ever heard and bless @eddiekasprzak for pointing it out! No way...

I Am Not Okay With This (2020) / It (2017)

Parallels

3 months ago

I Am Not Okay With This (2020) / It (2017) Parallels

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we be writing reddie poetry in college notebooks to cope fellas
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3 months ago

we be writing reddie poetry in college notebooks to cope fellas

all this talk of the wyatt oleff plays a stanley cinematic universe but where's my love for the sophia lillis gets drenched in blood cinematic universe

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3 months ago

all this talk of the wyatt oleff plays a stanley cinematic universe but where's my love for the sophia lillis gets drenched in...

Okay, Netflix, 3 Losers down, 4 to go

3 months ago

Okay, Netflix, 3 Losers down, 4 to go

Just imagine the sort of beautiful chaos that would be the Stan/Stanley twin duo

3 months ago

Just imagine the sort of beautiful chaos that would be the Stan/Stanley twin duo

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

3 months ago

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be...

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fav babies 😔💟

3 months ago

fav babies 😔💟

Pennywise: *exists*

The Losers:

3 months ago

Pennywise: *exists* The Losers:

The Pomeranian Scene™

Richie: Hi, Baby!

Eddie: Hi, Richie

Richie:

The Pomeranian:

Betty Ripsom’s legs:

Eddie: You were talking to the dog, weren’t you?

3 months ago

The Pomeranian Scene™ Richie: Hi, Baby! Eddie: Hi, Richie Richie:... The Pomeranian:... Betty Ripsom’s legs:... Eddie: You were...

uncle joey and uncle jessie are the difference between canon richie and fanon richie and u jus gotta agree wit me on that

3 months ago

uncle joey and uncle jessie are the difference between canon richie and fanon richie and u jus gotta agree wit me on that

The family reunion fic we deserve

3 months ago

The family reunion fic we deserve