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Hi, I’m Chloe and I’ve been a Loser since 2001. // Header Image By Myself // 18 // BiGirl // Ship the characters, not the actors 💛

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For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between...
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For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between...

Leaving the cinema after watching IT Chapter Two like

22 hours ago

Leaving the cinema after watching IT Chapter Two like

Who’s obsessed with a fictional couple who have never even canonly kissed?

1 day ago

Who’s obsessed with a fictional couple who have never even canonly kissed?

Richie: Aw, come on, Eds

Eddie: Don’t “come on” me, Richie!

The Losers:

1 day ago

Richie: Aw, come on, Eds Eddie: Don’t “come on” me, Richie! The Losers:

Beverly: My god, I hate her

Eddie: Me too

Richie, walking in: Me too

Eddie: You’ve no idea who we’re talking about

Richie: Solidarity, sister

1 day ago

Beverly: My god, I hate her Eddie: Me too Richie, walking in: Me too Eddie: You’ve no idea who we’re talking about Richie:...

Bill: You do annoy people

Richie: See, why would you say something like that? That’s very hurtful! I thought we were friends, you ungrateful twat

9 days ago

Bill: You do annoy people Richie: See, why would you say something like that? That’s very hurtful! I thought we were friends,...

Me: I’m a bad-ass bitch who doesn’t take shit from anyone

Also me, walking into a door: I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there

Bill Denbrough

9 days ago

Me: I’m a bad-ass bitch who doesn’t take shit from anyone Also me, walking into a door: I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there

Richie: So I’ve decided our couple name is ‘Edschie’

Eddie: That fucking sucks, why not ‘Reddie’

Richie: Because that’s ridiculous

9 days ago

Richie: So I’ve decided our couple name is ‘Edschie’ Eddie: That fucking sucks, why not ‘Reddie’ Richie: Because that’s...

Richie: My head hurts

Stan: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

10 days ago

Richie: My head hurts Stan: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

Bill: Stan, what did I tell you about calling Richie the devil?

Stan: That it’s offensive to the devil?

10 days ago

Bill: Stan, what did I tell you about calling Richie the devil? Stan: That it’s offensive to the devil?

Pennywise: I will make you sorry you were ever born

Stan: Well, for your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!

10 days ago

Pennywise: I will make you sorry you were ever born Stan: Well, for your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!

Beverly: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would

10 days ago

Beverly: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would

Richie: You know what your problem is, Eds. You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut you pie hole

Eddie: You think I’m cute?

10 days ago

Richie: You know what your problem is, Eds. You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut you pie hole Eddie: You think I’m...

—During the Eddie vs. Stan clubhouse scene—

Mike: Richie, control your boyfriend

Richie: Eddie’s like a sneeze. He can’t be contained

12 days ago

—During the Eddie vs. Stan clubhouse scene— Mike: Richie, control your boyfriend Richie: Eddie’s like a sneeze. He can’t be...

13 days ago

3, 13, 14, 15 for the It asks 3. Least favourite ship in IT (Losers’ Club Specific) I think my username gives away my favourite...

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The losers’ club, now and then.
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13 days ago

The losers’ club, now and then.

Richie: —and that’s what happened when I sharted at Eddie’s second cousin’s Christening!

Eddie, frowning:

Losers:

Stan, seriously: How is he doing better in school than all of us?

13 days ago

Richie: —and that’s what happened when I sharted at Eddie’s second cousin’s Christening! Eddie, frowning: ... Losers: ... Stan,...

13 days ago

Hi! I love your blog 1 4 9 for the It ask please First of all, thank you! That’s so lovely of you to say and you’ve made my day...

14 days ago

16 and 22 for the ask thing, love 16. Which Loser would I have a crush on in real life? Sophia Lillis is gorgeous and Bev 100%...

14 days ago

17 and 11 for the IT ask thing ? 17. Which Loser would I be closest with? I think I’d get on with all the Losers for different...

The Losers’ Karaoke Classics

Ben - Billy’s Jessie’s Girl (what? There’s no reason! He just…likes Rick Springfield) Mike - Sweet Caroline (the Losers all go “buh-buh-buh!” so loud that they’re almost kicked out) Bill - Summer of ’69 (he’d always talk about starting a band straight after) Eddie - Your Song (he’ll only sing if he’s drunk enough, but when he does, everyone CRIES because he has the voice of an angel) Richie - Take On Me (he’d be so out of breath from trying to do the backing vocals and music solos) Beverly - I Will Survive (Beverly had the worst voice of all the Losers but she had so much passion that you couldn’t help but be captivated by her) Stan and Bill - Islands in the Stream (Stan REFUSES to sing alone) All Losers - Bohemian Rhapsody (it is the most difficult thing in the world and they sound like injured cats two minutes in)

Exception to the rule: the week Beverly got them all to watch Grease

Beverly and Ben - Summer Nights (she begs him to do it. Stan, Eddie and Bill are the T-Birds and Richie and Mike are the Pink Ladies) Richie - Sandy (it’s a song about pining for someone and for SOME reason he keeps looking at Eddie - weird!) Bill - Greased Lightning (the rest of the very drunk boys are his back-up dancers and Beverly laughs hysterically the whole time) image

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Bev would sometimes sing There Are Worse Things I Could Do and Richie would 100% cry every time

15 days ago

The Losers’ Karaoke Classics

Loser’s Club Reunion 2016

15 days ago

Loser’s Club Reunion 2016

Seriously, the casting of the Losers was just fucking perfect…

15 days ago

Seriously, the casting of the Losers was just fucking perfect...

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Ben finally got more people to sign his yearbook 💛

I FIXED IT!

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15 days ago

Ben finally got more people to sign his yearbook 💛

IT is like 10% horror and 90% romantic comedy

16 days ago

IT is like 10% horror and 90% romantic comedy

Eddie calls Richie “bro” in their wedding vows at least 4 times

16 days ago

Eddie calls Richie “bro” in their wedding vows at least 4 times

The Losers’ Club / Winnie the Pooh

16 days ago

The Losers’ Club / Winnie the Pooh

Mike: Come quickly

Bill: I can’t. I don’t have my car

Mike: Some kid is talking to the sewers

Bill:

Bill Denbrough Silver Bike

16 days ago

Mike: Come quickly Bill: I can’t. I don’t have my car Mike: Some kid is talking to the sewers Bill:

The Losers’ Secret Santa

The Losers’ all put in $10 for the betWhoever got the best present got all the moneyThey pulled their names out from Eddie’s fanny packStan got Beverly - just his luckHe liked Bev, of course, but he’d never been as close with her as the othersIt’s not like she ever did anything wrong, they just didn’t hang out muchBut now he had to get a present for her and a great one if he wanted to winStan decided he needed to gather information so he drops by her aunt’s apartment for “no reason, was just passing by”“Uh, right, sure, come in! Sorry my room’s a mess”And then he sees it. “You play piano?”Beverly and Stan discover they have a mutual love of classical music and spend hours discussing itBev invites him to stay for dinner and the conversation continues while her aunt affectionately calls them dorksStan buys her tickets to a local classical music production and a new dress to wear when they goBeverly had chosen BenThis seemed great because she had known Ben the longestGreat! This is going to be easy!Bev was wrong. It was not easy.Everything she thought of didn’t seem enoughNKOTB merch? No. A history book? No.Then she decidedShe bought an architect tableLike the proper ones real architects haveIt was secondhand, but you couldn’t tellBen had loved it so much(But he loved the kiss on the cheek he got more)Ben got Richie.He went home and made a mindmap about Richie’s personality and interests and had branches to show present idease.g. Silly - fart noise machineHe had been paying extra attention to Richie because of this - hoping for some ideasSo when he saw Richie walk towards the Kissing Bridge, he followed behind out of curiosityWhat was he carving?When Richie left, Ben peekedR + EHe knew what his present was going to be.Ben went to Richie and told him that he knew his secret, and comforted him when he broke downHe helped him come to accept himselfAnd then he helped him get the boy he lovedSee, Ben was terrible at dating, but he gave good adviceRichie and Eddie got together within two weeksRichie got BillHe hoped he could buy him new parents but that proved too difficult so he abandoned that ideaHe thought of a billion different gag giftsMost were illegalBut then he thought of Bill and how good he was and knew he should try harderHe must have gone to twenty shops before he found itAn ornament of a silver bike“So you’ll always beat the devil”Bill never threw it away(even when he had forgotten Derry, forgotten the boy who gave it to him)He had chosen EddieUnlike the others, he chose his present almost immediatelyEddie loved comic booksBill was good at art and creative writingIt was obviousHe made him his own comic bookHe drew Eddie as a brave superhero who fought bad guys and protected the citizensHe drew all the Losers, actually, kind of like their own Justice LeagueBut Eddie was the main characterEddie read it a billion times over.Eddie had gotten MikeHe didn’t know what to get him.Eddie hated buying presentsIt was too much pressureMike figured out that Eddie was his SS because Eddie was so bad at keeping secrets“I know you get worried when it comes to gifts, so don’t worry, okay? I don’t want you to stress because of me”Eddie thanks him and, instead of a traditional present, they just hang out together and Eddie buys him a milkshakeMike insists it’s the best present and thanks him.Lastly, Stan is chosen by MikeMike had been hoping to get Stan because he knew just the thingHe cleaned up his dad’s old binoculars and bought a bird watchers bookStan was thrilledThe binoculars were WAY better than the ones he had alreadyHe spent the next couple of weeks pointing birds outIn the end, it was unanimously decided that Ben had done the best“I hate to say it because I wanted the $70 dollars, but I owe you big time, Haystack”“Thanks, Ben. Really.”

16 days ago

The Losers’ Secret Santa