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Photo @ 2020-03-17 06:40:15 GMT

22 days ago

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lil-cubone reblogged with comment5 hours ago

I forgot to take out this big bag of recycling the day I left for spring break. There were already mold spots growing in a plastic container. I thought at least I‘ll be back in a week. Then classes got cancelled and I got stuck at my parents’, courtesy of coronavirus so it’ll b interesting to see what’s grown after 5 weeks. But not sure if the air will b breathable in my room 🤔 Post

thefeatherofhope reply to this Photo7 hours ago

"God's free toppings" - 😲😲😲

7 hours ago
optimisticstrawberries reblogged with comment15 hours ago

Are you guys okay Post

sutijany reblogged with comment20 hours ago

egyszer volt egy ovtaskam, es akkoriban meg volt hetvegi telkunk, ahol volt minden, eper, borso, krumpli, szolo, stb. egyik nyari napon kimentunk, anyuek dolgoztak, en meg szedtem a borsot, amit aztan jol be is taraztam az ovtaskamba. volt nagy meglepetes, mikor par hettel kesobb kinyitottam es minden szoros volt! az ovtaska ment a kukaba, miutan megprbaltuk tobbszor is kimosni :( Post

frisk-utfangirl reply to this Photo23 hours ago

I needed to hear that...

23 hours ago
deminat-20 reblogged with comment23 hours ago

A mouse got into my pantry and it took us a while to find the hole and patch it up so it could not return. Well a few days go by and the pantry smells terrible, so we keep it closed and nbd. I'm tasked with going through every item and cleaning the outside bc mice pee and poo and its toxic to humans, that day there were cleaning people over to clean the rest of the home and when I'd gotten half way done my mom asked if they would take over wiping down the rest of the items, bc I had to leave for... Post

thedarlingoftheuniverse reblogged with comment1 day ago

lmao Post

thechildofchristmas reblogged with comment1 day ago

so the reason it becomes liquid...y... is cause bacteria start digesting the nutrients and destroying the solid structure and leaving behind whatever moisture was in there, as well as digested remains of the solids. eventually other nasty stuff like mold could make their way in and then it becomes a whole other mess, but in sealed containers basically it's bacteria eating awawy at the solids, then at each other, until they also die off and you're left with disgusting slop before other organisms... Post

daughterofthegoldenandthesilver reblogged with comment1 day ago

Me, suddenly remembering all the food left in my dorm back at campus that I am now barred from:  Post

vienna-is-waiting reblogged with comment1 day ago

When I was really little my dad would send my brother and I to summer camps that were supposed to make us smarter or somthing idk, but we had to get up really early in the morning to get there on time, so we would take out breakfast in the car. My brother had a sippy cup with milk in it, and one day while we were play fighting on the way there I accidentally knocked it under the seat. We both knew we'd get in trouble if we told our dad we dropped it because we were fighting, so we just didn't... Post

paolavelasco17 reblogged with comment1 day ago

Ok my story isn’t necessarily like this, but it is very weird. So, back in, like, the fourth grade. Every so often my mom sent me some fruit to eat at school, but I either purposefully didn’t eat it cause I didn’t like it, or I would forget to eat it. The most likely fruits were Bananas and grapes. I liked the grapes, so, again, I mostly ate them unless I forgot, but I did not like eating bananas, so they were either given out or were forgotten in my backpack. There were occasionally things like... Post

undeadhousewife reblogged with comment1 day ago

Rot and decay are the #1 thing I'm terrified of. I csnt imagine not just being chill but so... Personal.. With it. If things go bad I just chuck it, container and all into the trash. No saving that thing. Post

kripke-is-my-king reblogged with comment1 day ago

Once in college my apartment kitchen started to smell. L I couldn't find the source or figure out why i had gnats all of a sudden. I cleaned the fridge out numerous times and it didnt solve anything. This went on for months. Then one day I went to put something in my food cabinet and my hand touched something wet. It was a loaf of bread. Or at least that's what it HAD been. Now it was an unopened bread package purchased MONTHS ago that contained chunky green liquid. I liquified bread. There were... Post

cassi-opiea reply to this Photo1 day ago

Left a bag of apple slices in my backpack once. Only remembered them when the bag split and the juice leaked through to the outside of the bag. It smelled lit vinegar (?) and the apples inside where mostly smushed but had mold growing on them. Though I’ve washed it a hundred times, the backpack, to this fucking day, still smells like vinegar, so I only use it if I have no other choice.

1 day ago
swordarmsaxelegs reply to this Photo1 day ago

I have no idea what happened to that binder or those eggs, but I hope they didn't cause anybody too much heartache.

1 day ago
swordarmsaxelegs reply to this Photo1 day ago

In grade school my parents made hard boiled eggs and let me take a few to school. They smelled really bad when I opened my lunch bag so instead of eating them and instead of being reasonable and getting up to throw them out I stashed them in a zipper binder I had to throw away later. But then I got scared to open it. And I kind of just left my binder at school so I wouldn't have to take it home and have my parents find the eggs. Then I forgot about it for a few years.

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lenyberry reblogged with comment1 day ago

One time my mom left a half-eaten peanut butter sandwich in a backpack after a hiking trip.  Around a year later, she went in the closet for something, and there was a SMELL. No kidding, we all thought the cat must have pooped in the closet.  Everything got pulled out of the closet so we could find the poop and get it cleaned up... but there was no poop. No pee spot either. Just a smell, a smell that was SO MUCH like cat poop that we could not figure out how there was no poop when there was... Post

sunnymygal reblogged with comment1 day ago

jesus cant save us now Post

bekabutu reblogged with comment1 day ago

God had EVERYTHING to do with this Post

usschoolsuck reblogged with comment1 day ago

they’re right, it was the other guy Post

moss-flowers-trees reblogged with comment1 day ago

God is an all-encompassing being of life and decay. Post

2broschillin reblogged with comment1 day ago

More Satan if anything. Post

theeclectickoalastudent reblogged with comment1 day ago

Sounds like Nyarlathotep at work. Post

esthershapiro reblogged with comment1 day ago

remember that episode of cowboy bebop where they left space lobster in a fridge and it fucking killed everyone Post

ysabelmystic reblogged with comment1 day ago

I made wine in my backpack once when a bag of crushed grapes got mixed with crackers and abandoned for half a year. Post

bokunobandicoot reply to this Photo1 day ago

I used to be severely bulimic and under my bed was just mold central

1 day ago
where-the-wild-shits-are reblogged with comment1 day ago

THIS IS TRUE I ALMOST FORGOT Post

american-auror-story reblogged with comment1 day ago

Now now, he gave them free toppings. Don’t disparage the lord’s blessings. Post

iotonic reblogged with comment1 day ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Post

ivymutant reblogged with comment1 day ago

One of my friends forgot about a satsuma she had in her backpack, from her lunch she never ate, from the last day of school before summer hols. 6 weeks later........I never saw the results but apparently mould, everywhere Post

rikusp2002 reblogged with comment1 day ago

I swear this kid would be the demise of coronavirus as we can clearly see his immunity juggernaut self. Post

dorkish reblogged with comment1 day ago

God had EVERYTHING to do with this Post

tiredcoffeebeanthings reblogged with comment1 day ago

How is this dude even alive Post

the-mushroom-farmer reblogged with comment1 day ago

Best outcome of leaving rice porridge for several days: becomes more liquid and smells sour and alcoholic, but the smell isn't unpleasant, well done! you've fermented it! Post

petaldancer reblogged with comment1 day ago

Whoever wrote that in the tags, I’m surprised you ain’t dead right now. You can literally straight up die from eating that, I’m not kidding. Post

walkin-in-the-cosmos reblogged with comment3 days ago

The Devil daren't touch it in the first place Post

chaotic-yeet reblogged with comment4 days ago

Oh my god Post

galaxy-foxx98 reblogged with comment4 days ago

This is fucking nasty, but hilarious Post

mintpanda1 reblogged with comment5 days ago

What Hall hath thou wrought upon the land? Post

tiredspacedragon reblogged with comment6 days ago

#the crawling rot, huh? When does this Magnus Archives episode come out? Post

lenotchpoodles reblogged with comment8 days ago

Truuuu Post

ldyglfr62 reblogged with comment10 days ago

I did forgot for the first 10 days. Luckily it wasn't too disgusting when I finally remembered to clean it out. Post

ultrajennycat-bui75 reblogged with comment10 days ago

😂😂 Post

shipmistress9 reblogged with comment11 days ago

This! 🤣 Post

heathenvampires reblogged with comment11 days ago

everyone should do this if you use a backpack and are now on lockdown Post

eriskind reblogged with comment11 days ago

My brother recently boiled chicken breast for his diet. Put it in an airtight container in the fridge. Ate some. Forgot about it. A month or 2 later I dig it out (cuz I was like this shit ooooolllld and he ain't gonna eat it), squinted. Thought the water looked dark for some reason. Held the sealed container to the light. The water was blue, the chicken was blue. Why? Because mold. That's why. Post

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