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Sir Skwerly

I'm spoken for in so many different ways, but I'm still a dirty old man. I love talking to new people and making friends. Yes, I'm Male. Yes, I'm over 40. Yes, I'm polyamorous. Yes, I'm into BDSM and quite a few various kinks. No, none of that should matter because I'm not here to be your Dom, your Daddy, or your play partner. If you need a friend or someone kind to talk to, then yes I am here for you. Of course my blog is not safe for work, you shouldn't be on here if you are under the age of 18. Take care, enjoy the pictures and have fun.
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Disney’s reopening set to an A24 horror trailer.

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3 hours ago

Disney’s reopening set to an A24 horror trailer.

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Peter Pan (1953)

3 hours ago

Peter Pan (1953)

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Both already on pre-order!!! @formerlykandg (Along with Spike doing the Audiobooks)

1 day ago

Both already on pre-order!!! @formerlykandg (Along with Spike doing the Audiobooks)

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doggo admiring ducklings  (via)

2 days ago

doggo admiring ducklings (via)

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“Houston…we have discovered the mirror.”    (via)

2 days ago

“Houston…we have discovered the mirror.”  (via)

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

2 days ago

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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This bunny is so cute 🐰😍   (via)

7 days ago

This bunny is so cute 🐰😍  (via)

Happy birthday to the forever adorable @ninjakittyrn !!!!

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All the love and warmest wishes.

7 days ago

Happy birthday to the forever adorable @ninjakittyrn !!!! This is a totally acceptable response. All the love and warmest...

If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it lmfao

8 days ago

If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it lmfao

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The many shades and diversity of perfection!!!

9 days ago

The many shades and diversity of perfection!!!

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Well, fuck me if this didn't make me proud to be human. Lol.

9 days ago

Well, fuck me if this didn't make me proud to be human. Lol.

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9 days ago

By Pet Disneyfication

On July 4th, we celebrate the people in our country most likely to have PTSD by literally simulating the events that caused their disorder.

9 days ago

On July 4th, we celebrate the people in our country most likely to have PTSD by literally simulating the events that caused...

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It was tricky censoring this so that you could still see the knife.

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10 days ago

It was tricky censoring this so that you could still see the knife. Onlyfans

10 days ago

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

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Love each other no matter what the situation shall be

10 days ago

Love each other no matter what the situation shall be

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Nom nom nom 🐰🌿    (via)

10 days ago

Nom nom nom 🐰🌿  (via)

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@fullcuntact To be fair... i do this too. I call it the Arabian Nights method of keeping those close to me. Chuckles. My friends...

10 days ago

@fullcuntact To be fair... i do this too. I call it the Arabian Nights method of keeping those close to me. Chuckles. My friends...

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Seems like a fun game    (via)

11 days ago

Seems like a fun game  (via)

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Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary.  Photos by Wolfie  Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty...
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Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary. Photos by Wolfie Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty...

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You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
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11 days ago

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

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We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

11 days ago

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

DEMAND BETTER OF YOUR UNSOLICITED DICK PICS

MUST BE 12 INCHES OR LONGER AND 5 INCHES OR WIDER AROUND ERECT COCK MUST BE ABLE TO HAMMER A 6 INCH NAIL THROUGH A PLANK OF SOLID OAK COCK MUST BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND TEMPERATURES OF 1,292 °F COCK MUST BE ABLE TO BE TIED INTO A DOUBLE HALF-HITCH EJACULATE MUST BE ABLE TO HIT A BULLSEYE FROM A MINIMUM OF 50-YARDS TESTICLES MUST BE THE SIZE OF RIPE KIWIS OR LARGER WHEN DEMONSTRATING MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES, YOU MUST BE LEFT-HANDED. CURVED PENISES ARE INFERIOR AND WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED ERECTILE GROWTH MUST BE DEMONSTRATED IN REAL TIME WITHOUT THE AID OF PHARMACEUTICALS OR SWEDISH PUMPING PARAPHERNALIA WHEN SUBMITTING A PHOTO OF YOUR PENIS, ENSURE THAT YOU FACE IS ALSO CLEARLY VISIBLE

Just a few ground rules.

I didn’t ask? Don’t SEND EM.

WHO SENDS THESE AND WHY?!? Hell… its hard enough to send dick pics when they are asked for. These must be the same penises… peni… penarum… whatever, Latin was forever ago. These must be the same ones that think its okay to touch people without consent.

Chests I understand. A nice chest, male or female, is appealing, admirable, appreciated. It takes effort and confidence to take your shirt off (i still hope the lights are out when mine comes off) in front of another person. But a penis, or vagina for that matter, isn’t impressive unless i intend on doing things with it.

Sorry… this still blows my mind. I do not get it and probably never will.

11 days ago

DEMAND BETTER OF YOUR UNSOLICITED DICK PICS