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I work in retail and I long for the day I don’t have a blackout card before lunch. Either wear it properly or stay home. -.-



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14 days ago

I work in retail and I long for the day I don’t have a blackout card before lunch.

Either wear it properly or stay home. -.-

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aieshamaxine reblogged with comment6 hours ago

I had to go to Target and saw several employees and customers wearing the masks in some of the ways on this list. Post

whatsitnot reblogged with comment10 hours ago

Masks aren't perfect, but 60% efficacy helps keeps you from getting other people sick. 60% efficacy means every time you leave your house, you have 1/2 the risk of infecting other people. WEAR A GODDAMN MASK. CORRECTLY! Post

anachronic-cobra reblogged with comment22 hours ago

Please wear masks, I want to be able to leave my house without the imminent threat of death hanging over my head before 2021 Post

abadbadbrujah reblogged with comment1 day ago

THAT REMINDS ME YESTERDAY I SAW SOMEONE TAKE IT OFF TO COUGH !!! Post

bluestarfan10 reblogged with comment1 day ago

Whoever wear a mask sideways is either a serial killer or critically confused Post

boldlyangrybouquet reply to this Photo1 day ago

The schnoz is incredibly common at my work from both employee and customer alike.

1 day ago
moonblood13 reblogged with comment1 day ago

Masks help if I decide to steal stuff so I wear it properly. Post

flyingwingles reply to this Photo1 day ago

I'll admit, I do pull the bottom off my chin sometimes to breathe while I'm in a store, but I don't do that while I'm around people.

1 day ago
moonymango reblogged with comment1 day ago

If the facemasks were condoms, there'd be a LOT of kids starting January Post

winglessnymph reblogged with comment2 days ago

All my co-workers except one is the crumpled up somewhere square. Post

danielledreamsthedayaway reblogged with comment2 days ago

👆🏻 Post

wenvg7 reply to this Photo2 days ago

in spanish, the chinstrap translates as "hamaca para la papada"

2 days ago
matt-tidster reblogged with comment2 days ago

I have seen every single one of these except the sideways - WEAR IT AND WEAR IT RIGHT PEOPLE!!! Post

emerald-wolfe reblogged with comment2 days ago

.... @darkbluemint I'm the plague talker... And the hanger when I have to work the warehouse... Post

wolflover33100aj reblogged with comment2 days ago

I went to Walmart, the employees literally wear their masks like all of these especially that first one! Why did they think that only wearing the mask only on your mouth was " effective "! The thing that even infuriated me more was, this woman went under the " do not cross " tape and the employee who literally had his face mask only on his mouth just shook his head and waved his finger! Like dude, you're literally wearing your face mask wrong! Then some employees take off their mask to talk!... Post

sapphic-spud reblogged with comment2 days ago

i did laugh Post

digital-magus reblogged with comment2 days ago

Surprisingly accurate Post

lastczarnian reblogged with comment2 days ago

I had a trade set up with a friend and she asked to use my bathroom and then proceeded to stand in my tiny apartment doing the plague-talk while my pregnant ass cowered in a corner. like. Please you guys, stop being such ignorant, insufferable morons. Post

interadulation reblogged with comment2 days ago

My workplace is actually very good about quarantine hygiene (I don't work in retail). I put this up as a poster in the lunch area, and later another co-worker used it as a light-hearted way to call out another's improper mask position. Post

bummass reblogged with comment2 days ago

people will drive up with their mask on and then take it off to order I hate these people specifically Post

billysquirrel reblogged with comment2 days ago

Stop being whiny bitches and keep your germy slobbering maws covered you absolute units. Post

amy-vic reblogged with comment2 days ago

Another that I've noticed a lot at my work: the "hanging off the rearview mirror." I've seen that one way too often. Post

ravensrandoms reply to this Photo2 days ago

None of us could stop you.

2 days ago
szczypiorek reblogged with comment2 days ago

there’s one more! Post

tiffpotato reblogged with comment2 days ago

Hshshshs Post

thenamelesscorpse2185 reblogged with comment2 days ago

That's just nasty Post

simonalkenmayer reblogged with comment2 days ago

My god I never knew how much I truly wanted to dispose of that man until you said that. Post

fsketchart reblogged with comment2 days ago

The sideways, hostage and neckwarmer got me- Post

momocat reply to this Photo2 days ago

Yeah, come on.. I even eat with my mask on.

2 days ago
rectanglefeet reblogged with comment2 days ago

*steals image and sends to the boss at work* Post

iamapotatomam reply to this Photo3 days ago

People that wanted to be superheroes when they were kids but refuse to wear masks now - they did not want to be heroes, they just wanted to feel cool.

3 days ago
redfoxgamer96 reply to this Photo3 days ago

I see way to many people not covering thier nose.

3 days ago
themusesthrall reblogged with comment3 days ago

Try working at a memory care facility. THESE are the styles you’ll see on your coworkers. The residents introduce exotic new fashions like “The Headband,” “Three At Once And None Over The Mouth,” and perhaps most strikingly, “The Blindfold.” Post

softgayheartsclub reblogged with comment3 days ago

that’s bane bro Post

liveandletrain reblogged with comment3 days ago

You forgot “Hanging from the Wrist” Post

seelcudoom reply to this Photo3 days ago

@iknmn it doesent stop you from itneracting dude, you can talk with a mask on, also it takes 2 weeks for you to ifnd out you are infected which is why everyone shold wear one, because if you wait till you know you are sick you have been spreading it for 14 days

3 days ago
systlin reply to this Photo3 days ago

@iknmn So like, when you huff those paint fumes to get to whatever state of existance you're in that this makes sense, how d'ya keep the acetone from burning your nose.

3 days ago
sexypsyker reblogged with comment3 days ago

If there is a silver lining to my cloth mask (heh) it is that conservatives are finally concerned about dangerous levels of carbon dioxide! Post

smoaknriver100 reblogged with comment3 days ago

I see these when working... it's more than a bit annoying. Post

minxybinxs reblogged with comment3 days ago

"why use a condom if it only works 90% of the time?" Post

minxybinxs reply to this Photo3 days ago

@lknmn many people DONT KNOW THEY HAVE THE VIRUS. Wear a mask!

3 days ago
vieratheartist reblogged with comment3 days ago

I regularly used a mask before all this bc of flu/cold season and blissfully unaware of how creative people could get with their usage. Post

shutupsavannah reply to this Photo3 days ago

The CO2 thing is also 1000% not “scientifically verifiable” Jesus fucking Christ

3 days ago
emmavonskulltaker reblogged with comment3 days ago

Listen the panty is way more effective than the above options - it probably even has two layers over his nose and mouth! A+ improvisation. Post

lknmn reply to this Photo3 days ago

@ systlin the masks are nothing more than a nefarious cyop to prevent the serfs from interacting with one another due to irrational fear. people who are not sick should not be wearing a mask. But.. you are, indeed free to follow the path of sheep, and wear one if it gives you a sense of security.

3 days ago
shake666productions reblogged with comment3 days ago

This reads like an alignment chart Post

thepurpleglass reblogged with comment3 days ago

Now there’s that apocalypse fashion we’ve been waiting for. Post

chaorex reply to this Photo3 days ago

TBPH I wear the hanger when I'm not around people because I have asthma and have a hard time breathing with one, but I will absolutely put my KN-95 on properly if I even remotely spot anyone near me.

3 days ago
thepurpleglass reblogged with comment3 days ago

Had to stand behind a Hanger blocking the exit from Target because he was also in line for customer service and I was PISSED. Post

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