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after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

15 hours ago

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

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Margaret Atwood, published on Eating Fire;

1 day ago

Margaret Atwood, published on Eating Fire;

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ok so basically……… it baby

1 day ago

ok so basically……… it baby

- You are the only one capable of building complex, planned structures. You are alone. You don’t remember building the temples or houses you come across.

- You are alone. You are the only one like you in the entire world.

- Villagers keep their hands clasped beneath long robes. You’ve never seen a villager’s hand. Sometimes you wonder if they have them at all.

- The villagers all have the same empty green eyes. They have completely different anatomy from you. They’re humanoid, but not human. Are you?

- The undead, however, have your face and your clothes. They seem closer to you than the villagers.

- You’re alone. You are the only one like you in the world.

- All caves are the same. You’ve been in a ravine like this one. Maybe you’ve been in this ravine. You’ve visited it countless times. No matter which way you turn, you stumble into it.

- No matter which way you turn, there’s more caves. Sometimes there’s torches. You’ve been here. You still can’t get out. Sometimes there’s not torches. Sometimes you give up escape and decide to explore ever deeper.

- You wonder if you’ve ever seen the surface, or if you were born in these caves with a vibrant imagination.

- You are the only living thing in this world. 

- You come across dusty, abandoned mineshafts and rusty minecarts with loot at the bottom. You don’t remember building these or leaving anything behind. You wouldn’t shore up the walls with wooden posts. You know this world better than that.

- Then why does shoring up the walls seem logical? You don’t remember a world before this one. Why does this one feel so strange, sometimes even irrational?

- You’re alone. You are the only one like you in the world. You’re being watched. 

- The caves aren’t yours. You’re the only one in them, but they’re not yours. They belong to something else - someone else, and you both know it.

- You’re alone in the world. You’re not alone in the caves. Their breathing and occasional humming echo in the stony corridors.

- Maybe the caves themselves are breathing. Singing.

- You are the only living thing in this world. The world itself, however, is alive.

- You make up stories for everything you build. You forget they’re just stories.

- The world sings to you. You clutch its music close and hope it never stops. In the silence after each song, you’re alone.

- You’re alone. You are the only one like you in the world, for this world is honest. You are being watched, for you are not.

- You’re the only living thing in this world. The world is alive. You are not alive the same way.

- The world exists to for you to live in it, and you think it resents that.

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hey op? this is quite possibly the rawest sentence ever written on tumbler dot com and the fact that it came from a post about minecraft will forever haunt me

minecraft has always been this raw though are we forgetting the end credits sequence that like implies the world is all a simulation and the player is a god in tune with the universe

2 days ago

minecraft gothic

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I don’t know what else I can say except that this is really important and please donate if you can!! (and if you can’t,...

2 days ago

I don’t know what else I can say except that this is really important and please donate if you can!! (and if you can’t,...

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UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

2 days ago

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

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I read Lore Olympus and,,,,,,,,, 𝐻𝒾𝓂
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2 days ago

I read Lore Olympus and,,,,,,,,, 𝐻𝒾𝓂

Not to sound too needy, but we haven’t seen Hermes since Episode 69, and I miss his face

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2 days ago

Not to sound too needy, but we haven’t seen Hermes since Episode 69, and I miss his face

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Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

9 days ago

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

9 days ago

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

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Inktober Day 3 - Harvest Moon ( @elentori-art ‘s list)   Based on what we learned about Muriel’s tribe I think this kind of ...
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10 days ago

Inktober Day 3 - Harvest Moon ( @elentori-art ‘s list) Based on what we learned about Muriel’s tribe I think this kind of ...

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Okay so I already did my freak out meme post about this spoiler scan, now it’s time for analysis!!!

So immediately, the first thing that comes to my mind is the white hair. I’ve always thought Touya had white hair and I prefer him with white hair in art/fics, because I feel like it makes more sense with the specifics of his quirk than the red does. That’s just personal opinion though.

Secondly, is the inevitable fact that it seems pretty clear that Touya is dead. In the spoiler chapter translations I’ve seen, this panel shows up when Enji himself goes to their alter and says something about a dream he’d been having (one where his family is happy but he isn’t there) and he says that he wants to know what he can do to fix it, and that he wishes Touya was there. This, coupled with the recent panels of Fuyumi praying, makes it seem pretty clear that they think he’s dead.

Now, when it was just Fuyumi, I’m sure we all thought that maybe Enji just covered up his escape/his life in general and that Touya went on to be Dabi, or perhaps Geten. (I do not like the Geten theory at all, I mean if Touya had had both quirks like people claim in that theory then none of the other children would exist, Enji would’ve stopped at the perfect creation.)

But now that we know that Endeavor seems to legitimately believe his son is dead—he was alone in this scene, there wouldn’t be anyone to pretend for—I cannot for the life of me think of some kind of situation that would allow Touya to be alive. If he’d escaped the hospital, Enji would know. If he was still alive in the hospital, people would visit him instead of praying to a picture that seems nearly 20 years old (depending on Touya’s current age, though I like to think he and Fuyumi are twins) in their house.

Based on recent panels, I’m legitimately concerned that Touya is just dead, that Dabi is just a random angry black-haired dude who has some similarities to a deceased Todoroki, and that Geten is just some equally angry ice bitch with similar ideals to the current number 1 Hero.

Finally, is this really the best picture they have of him? Around 5 or so years old, not smiling, how old was Touya when he “died?” We can assume that he’s around until at least Shouto’s burn scar since he’s there playing soccer and falling over, but past that I don’t believe we get an appearance, since the ages of the kids in this:

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panel aren’t confirmed. We know Touya is meant to be the oldest sibling, but if we take into account the twins possibility then he would currently be 23 at minimum, and probably 27 at maximum, since Enji wouldn’t wait very long past quirk manifestation to pump out the next child. That makes him at least 8 years older than Shouto, or at minimum 13 years old at our last confirmed time in the Todoroki household.

So again, why is this the picture they’re using? Surely when praying to your deceased son/brother, you’d want the most recent picture you could get, right? Well, I have a potential answer to that: Touya didn’t look very good past the time this picture was taken.

Touya’s health is an issue that’s kind of skirted around, we never find out for sure exactly how sick he was, or exactly what his cause of death ended up being. Of course, there’s his quirk, his stunted growth, he seems extra skinny too, but other than that we don’t get info as to why. Most people assume he “died” in the fire that caused his burns, but there’s always the possibility that those burns came earlier. I mean, looking at this panel, he seemed pretty healthy and unscarred at this point, catching up to his sister in height, he looks okay.

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Except we don’t see his face. We’ve never gotten to see his face until now, perhaps the reason they use this photo at the alter is because upon the manifestation of Touya’s quirk, the scarring from his training was so bad that they stopped taking photos, or perhaps the more recent photos are simply too painful to look at. Maybe it went exactly like that, quirk manifestation, burns, sickness, “death.” Maybe he died in a ball of rage-fueled fire in the Todoroki household like so many people seem to like to say, maybe they all watched him pass slowly in a hospital bed. The situation he was in would be mentally and physically taxing for a regular person, imagine the strain on a person who’s already injured and weak.

I’m honestly just spitballing here, but this one scene brings up a lot of theory fodder for Touya. I’m honestly a little terrified because it really seems that Touya died, but we’ll have to hold out for the next little bit of info.

Okay, I’m gonna pull this theory out of nowhere, but...

What if...

Touya DID die.

But Dr. Ujiko experimented on his body and made him into Dabi.

Which is also why Dr. Ujiko seemed so interested in Dabi. Because he is already one of his experiments

10 days ago

Okay so I already did my freak out meme post about this spoiler scan, now it’s time for analysis!!! So immediately, the first...

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What Exactly Was Brahms’ Plan Here?  ● I just noticed that Brahms is way too big for that bed. In fact, look at his head. He’s...

15 days ago

What Exactly Was Brahms’ Plan Here? ● I just noticed that Brahms is way too big for that bed. In fact, look at his head. He’s...

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Forest Spirit Bear by  PastYourPorchlight

15 days ago

Forest Spirit Bear by PastYourPorchlight

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

16 days ago

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being...

TIL There is a species of firefly in the U.S.’s Great Smokey Mountains that synchronize their flashing patterns so that they all light up at the same time.

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16 days ago

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THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

20 days ago

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

LA

LA

LA

LA LA LA

LA 

LA 

LA LA LA

LA 

LA 

LA

LA LA LA

LA LA LA 

wheeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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Ursprünglich gepostet von thepumpkin-queenn

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Ursprünglich gepostet von horrorandhalloween

I had to reblog this

happy extremely belated spooky day it’s june zjaksjeudjejduwbejdiwndjdnshehejsjebahdhxusbsj

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why does all the spooky stuff appear on my dash when it’s fucking June?

It should be on everyones dash because its THE SPOOKY MONTH

YEEEEEE

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

20 days ago

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TIL A report found that, for every $1 invested in the US National Park Service, the American public receives $4 in economic value.

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20 days ago

TIL A report found that, for every $1 invested in the US National Park Service, the American public receives $4 in economic...

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second squad + troubled birds
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29 days ago

second squad + troubled birds

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zane knows what he’s doing

1 month ago

zane knows what he’s doing

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone

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1 month ago

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone

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So how do they make that?
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1 month ago

So how do they make that?

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hostile mob predictions for the biome update candidates…..
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1 month ago

hostile mob predictions for the biome update candidates…..

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my current headcanon is that steven was an overly safe driver when he’d just gotten his license but turns into whatever that...

1 month ago

my current headcanon is that steven was an overly safe driver when he’d just gotten his license but turns into whatever that...

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Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

1 month ago

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere