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Female | She/Her | Icon changed 8/9/19 | Swears casually, screams eternally | 17, June 29th | Eastern Standard | Probably not a Nort | Currently in the hellscape of being obsessed with something inaccessible
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When you both have horrible RES so you’re trying to take the hit for your buddy who’s trying to to take the hit for you while...
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When you both have horrible RES so you’re trying to take the hit for your buddy who’s trying to to take the hit for you while...

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Cat  Source: http://bit.ly/33RSaOB

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Cat Source: http://bit.ly/33RSaOB

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this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

4 hours ago

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

4 hours ago

Ashe Ubert from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

See, Heroes, this is nice and all, as are all the skills I slapped onto Cynthia, but can you please give me Ephraim and Lyon?

16 hours ago

See, Heroes, this is nice and all, as are all the skills I slapped onto Cynthia, but can you please give me Ephraim and Lyon?

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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Minecraft before: You can dye sheep 16 different colors! Isn’t that cool?

Minecraft now:

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Minecraft before: You can dye sheep 16 different colors! Isn’t that cool? Minecraft now:

Oh the weather outside is terriblycoldpleasedontmakemeleavethehouse

1 day ago

Oh the weather outside is terriblycoldpleasedontmakemeleavethehouse

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

FUCK

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captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very...

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breaking free from a nightmare
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breaking free from a nightmare

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And though I am gone, Like ash in the wind, One life surrendered so yours can begin... Courage, my children, This is your song....

3 days ago

And though I am gone, Like ash in the wind, One life surrendered so yours can begin... Courage, my children, This is your song....

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Ashe from Fire Emblem: Three Houses is your fave!  Requested by anonymous
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Ashe from Fire Emblem: Three Houses is your fave! Requested by anonymous

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/ᐠ。‸。ᐟ\

4 days ago

Lava bucket with nether fish in?

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this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay...

5 days ago

this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay...

me when i see my favorite male character:

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me when i see my favorite male character:

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he lent her his coat to wear   🌅🧡

7 days ago

he lent her his coat to wear  🌅🧡

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

7 days ago

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

7 days ago

coming out of my cage and going right back in

8 days ago

..Could I get some L'Arachel, Norne, or Lute icons? Possibly using the Heroes map sprites as well? I'm clinging to my mostly...

them: you're so quiet !

me:

9 days ago

them: you're so quiet ! me: