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therapist-anon‌:

“No no no, nothing of the sort. I simply wish to show you- AH! Here we are.” TA finally reached into a cabinet, pulling out a small pocket watch, which he opened up in a manner that Undyne couldn’t see what time it was … or whatever the pocket watch was displaying. “… Undyne, there’s something fundamental to war that you should understand …  you’re young, so I will try my best to explain … The most important parts of it is how the war started so we don’t repeat the same mistakes, and who died. We don’t have any information on how the war started, so all we are left with is who died … it never matters who won, because both sides suffered something that neither of them deserve. Monsters don’t deserve to live underground … but humans also don’t deserve to be slaughtered. And do you know why, Undyne?”

Undyne bristled in the middle of TA’s “lecture,” sighing dramatically and folding her arms, closing herself off again. “No, I DON’T and I don’t CARE,” she blurted out after the grey-faced therapist finished his speil.

TA may have earned Undyne’s respect in his eloquent description of Monsterkind’s suffering, but she cannot fathom anybody who knows such things to defend Humanity.

How could any monster worth their salt think otherwise??? Asgore’s rousing emotional speech to the entire kingdom after the deaths of his children was a turning point in Underground history. Even to this day, respected pollsters prove that monsters overwhelmingly support Asgore’s “seven Human SOULs to break the barrier” plan. It gave them hope that a better future was around the corner with every single human passing through the Ruins door.

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“Seriously? You want another generation of monsters stuck Underground or what???” the teenager grumbled.

This has GOT to be some kind of trick! It’s psychological warfare or something…! He’s hiding something, isn’t he?!

What the hell is he up to?! Undyne arched over, trying to peer at the pocket watch TA kept from her view. For all she knew, it could be some magic spell, a non-ink blot type of test kit thingee… Hell, it would be more of a surprise to her if it was just a fancy foundation compact so he could freshen up!

“Of course I don’t. But something that I never really understood about the plan is this … why not just ask? The rules are you need seven human souls. Nobody said that the human has to die … or even that is specifically has to be children … I am a firm believer that everything has a peaceful alternative … and besides … if YOU were to kill the humans because they killed a monster, you’d be proving them RIGHT. You’d be proving everything that humans think of you correct, with a single act of violence … a death can mark a major turning point in history … whether it’s the right or wrong point? That depends on how many other people suffer as a consequence.”

TA grabbed a couple of pencils from his desk, and snapped one in half. “One dead red pencil, killed by these blue pencils. Now the blue pencils naturally want revenge, but they’re stuck behind a great big wall. The only way through is using blue pencils. So whenever the blue pencils end up on the other side …” TA began to snap each individual pencil, and dropped them onto the floor. “Boom. The wall is gone. But now the blye pencils learn that the red pencils just killed seven people. So in retaliation, they kill seven blue pencils.” Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. “And wouldn’t you know it … the red pencils do the same thing! Over, and over again … until there is only two pencils left, one red and one blue. Now either they try to break each other or they walk away … but then they realize, at any point, any of them could have just stopped, walked away. But it’s too late now … they’re all snapped in half except them, and at that point does it REALLY matter which one was victorious? If there’s only one or two pencils left to celebrate?”

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therapist-anon‌: “No no no, nothing of the sort. I simply wish to show you- AH! Here we are.” TA finally reached into a...

therapist-anon·:

“You’re smarter than you look, I honestly took you for the fool.” He laughed to himself, taking a quick note as he spoke. “Yes, of course I meant once you break out, since we both know you’re going to try, and at some point. So, hypothetically or prophetically, whichever you prefer, you just escaped Arkham successfully. We’ll skip the how and the why, and go straight to what the hell do you do now that the joker is free to cause as much havoc as possible, drive as many people insane as possible, and fight a man in a spandex bat suit who stays up all night beating the every loving shit out of criminal twats in the streets.” “Just what the hell do you do now that you’re free, and why?”

    ❝ You insult me! Havoc, you say? There is a method to my madness. My life is one of the starving artist as I give the masses the entertainment they need! ❞ He said dramatically, putting the back of his hand against his forehead.    A shameless snicker escaped his lips, ❝ My schemes are designed to leave the public speechless. Leave them wanting more! If Batman is involved, that’s a plus, but not necessary. ❞ The Hammy Harlequin hopped to his feet, shaking a fist like he was giving a passionate speech.

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    ❝ I might turn all the water in Gotham into Jello! Maybe I’ll play opposite Bats and save criminals from the police! So much to do and so little time. ❞

“Because eventually, dear Joker, the curtain call will come. When the play is finally over … when the act is finally completed … When the circus finally dismantles their tents … when does the show end? How will it end? What will cause its end? I certainly don’t know. Gotham doesn’t seem to know … do you even know, Joker? I dunno about you … but I LOVE a happy ending, where everything is all wrapped up in a nice pretty bow, where the day is saved and they all lived happily ever after … can you guess why Joker? I mean, you DO seem like a peoples person, I’d love to hear your thoughts …”“And again, HOW will it end, hm? Are you caught and brought back to Arkham for the sequel? The same thing over and over again will ALWAYS get boring after a while Joker, even when you try to up the stakes. Will Batman finally cave in and kill you? Come now, we BOTH know that will never happen. Will your little schemes end in your own death? Possibly. You DO seem like the kind of person to give EVERYTHING into your performance, even if it means putting YOURSELF at risk. Or … will you finally give in … three paths for you to choose Joker … three possibilities … You’re stuck on the hardest moral dilemma that mankind has ever faced … The Trolley Problem.”

9 days ago

therapist-anon·: “You’re smarter than you look, I honestly took you for the fool.” He laughed to himself, taking a quick note...

therapist-anon‌:

TA was taking notes of all of this, raising an eyebrow and nodding his head to show he was listening. “Mhm … and why is it you want to become stronger? What are you trying to get “good enough” at exactly? What is the end goal for you …” TA stood up, walking around the room, as if looking for something, checking his desk, the coffee table, some cabinets, his massive bookshelf that took up the wall behind his desk.

“’Why I want to become str—‘? You said it yourself, Doc! Humans trapped us underground. You know that already! That means we gotta prepare to take the surface back. Once King Asgore breaks the barrier with seven human SOULs, we’ll kill the humans for what they did to us…”

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“…the only way I can do that is be STRONGER than him!!  I gotta be BETTER than good. I gotta be the BEST!!!” Undyne spoke with increasing intensity. Every time she talks about her lofty goal, her resolve increases. There was no way anybody – including TA – can talk this fish down from her decision!

TA suddenly getting up to search for some unknown item was because she used that ‘K’ word, right? “What’s the matter, Doc? Gonna get those pictures made of ink splats on them?”

“No no no, nothing of the sort. I simply wish to show you- AH! Here we are.” TA finally reached into a cabinet, pulling out a small pocket watch, which he opened up in a manner that Undyne couldn’t see what time it was … or whatever the pocket watch was displaying. “… Undyne, there’s something fundamental to war that you should understand …  you’re young, so I will try my best to explain … The most important parts of it is how the war started so we don’t repeat the same mistakes, and who died. We don’t have any information on how the war started, so all we are left with is who died … it never matters who won, because both sides suffered something that neither of them deserve. Monsters don’t deserve to live underground … but humans also don’t deserve to be slaughtered. And do you know why, Undyne?”

17 days ago

therapist-anon‌: TA was taking notes of all of this, raising an eyebrow and nodding his head to show he was listening. “Mhm …...

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

Undyne’s earfins perked up while listening to TA’s take on monster history…

This person, whom she couldn’t recognize was either a monster or a human – a literal ANON – summarized monster history more succinctly than any boring history book from school! But she had more knowledge than those books, thanks to her access to people with first-hand knowledge!

“Yeah! I know ALL about that human’s story!” She suddenly drew a blank trying to recall the most basic information about them. It was like Undyne’s brain smacked into a wall. A glint of confusion reflected in her face. “What’s their name again? …I swear I know of them!”

And ooooh boy, did TA HAVE to say she couldn’t understand something???

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“What?! TRY ME!! I know MORE than you THINK, you double sunglasses-wearing NERD!!!” she practically leaps out of the sofa while saying it.

“There’s no weakness in not knowing something Undyne, lots of people don’t know a lot of things and they’re perfectly strong. You might know everything about fighting and what not, but I couldn’t hurt a fly. Instead I decided to work on my knowledge of the mind. Combining our knowledge makes us both stronger! Now, why do you think something is holding you back, Undyne?”

Undyne hunkered down onto the sofa. Damn, TA was good. It was hard to admit, but he… made a lot of sense to her.

He was smart. He understood the Plight of Monsterkind. She… really had to trust this guy if she wanted help with her problems.

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“Look. I train. Like a LOT. 100 hours a day! Strength, fighting, endurance… ALL that stuff. On my own. AND with my trainer. Because I wanna be the BEST!” Her elbow leaned against the armrest while her fist is balled under her chin. Unlike her previous moment of honesty, her statements didn’t resemble a long exhale, but instead tapered breaths.  

The words spill out faster. “But my trainer doesn’t think I can handle our spars at full force! He always throws in some kind of handicap in there. Once, he put padding all over our freakin’ practice room!” She sits straight up as her irritability rises. “He keeps telling me that I have ‘a lot of potential.’ Then why is he worried about that SHIT!?!?” She slams her fist onto the poor armrest, lips tighten and her gills exhale violently.  “Why am I not good enough yet?!”

TA was taking notes of all of this, raising an eyebrow and nodding his head to show he was listening. “Mhm … and why is it you want to become stronger? What are you trying to get “good enough” at exactly? What is the end goal for you …” TA stood up, walking around the room, as if looking for something, checking his desk, the coffee table, some cabinets, his massive bookshelf that took up the wall behind his desk.

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Undyne’s earfins perked up while listening to TA’s take on monster history… This person, whom she couldn’t recognize was...

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For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

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For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

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Teachers are so much more than just educators

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Teachers are so much more than just educators

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I don’t have chronic pain but this artwork is so nice to look at *^*
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I don’t have chronic pain but this artwork is so nice to look at *^*

@therapist-anon​  ( continued )

Undyne had been leaning forward on her seat, feet planted firmly into the ground, while leaning her elbows above her knees. A tense, focused pose that loosened as TA reassured her. She is now leaning onto the back pillow of the sofa. “Different world,” eh? Since she got to his room through a mysterious grey door that would only appear on occasion, it literally felt like a different world. What he said checked out. “Uh huh. I got you, Doc,” she said as she nodded at TA’s explanation.

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“Something is holding me back and I can’t put my finger on it. It’s like no matter how hard I try I’m not good enough and it’s driving me nuts.” The fish monster spewed out that last sentence quickly, like a long exhale from forcing yourself to hold your breath for too long.

Oof. Too deep too fast. At least for Undyne. Gotta change the topic. “A whole different world” was that last thing, right? “Where do you come from? You’re obviously not from around here. Do you know anything about the Underground?”

TA took off his sunglasses, revealing he had a second pair underneath those sunglasses as he tapped the first pair to his lips. “Hmmm … trapped underground my humans using a magic barrier, society grew roughly the same as the humans from the waste products they produced. Essentially a race built from the garbage of another. Generally anti-human racial believes are highly common, especially after that whole thing with the prince and that human child, what was her name again??? Whatever it was, they’ve been causing a lot of problems for … Hmmm, well I’m not sure you’d understand who and what they’ve been causing problems for. Besides, we’re talking about you!”TA put his sunglasses back on, as if the sunglasses underneath weren’t even there. “Now you said something is holding you back … do you have any theories behind what might be making you feel this way?”

1 month ago

@therapist-anon​  ( continued ) Undyne had been leaning forward on her seat, feet planted firmly into the ground, while...

1 month ago

"So I, uh, heard I can talk to you about, uh... deep thoughts and stuff. And that you can help... sort 'em out. Right?" Undyne...

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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with...

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Oh hey TA, been awhile man

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“Uh hi!...” Vendy asked

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“Uh hi!...” Vendy asked

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“Uh hi!...” Vendy asked

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"So I, uh, heard I can talk to you about, uh... deep thoughts and stuff. And that you can help... sort 'em out. Right?" Undyne...

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Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired, Center for American Progress

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Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired, Center for American Progress

therapist-anon‌:

“Sounds lonely.” At this point he was sitting in a throne of books, which once again had no explanation as to how they got there or why they were there to begin with. “I mean at the end of the day, what matters and what’s important to one person isn’t the same as the next guy. Your grades for instance! Why are they so important? After all, they’re so … temporary. Once you leave college or high school or whatever, they don’t bloody matter! You know what they call a doctor who got a D plus in math? A doctor! Your job? I can understand at least that much, I carry around my job like an identity, because it is my identity! Therapist Anon! Reputation? Frankly, reputation can precedes all of us, we have no control of it, and any you think you do is an illusion. It’s been proven time and time again! And as for yourself being important … frankly that’s just straight up vanity.”

     Lonely? It sounds lonely? ”  Berdly repeated, a dry and amused tone in his voice as he laughed in the stranger’s face Oh please. What do you take me forSomeone who needs friends? ”  The fact of the matter was that he did not need to be surrounded by people to feel complete. Quite the opposite, really, and he preferred it that way. Personally, he was not lonely even if he was alone.

     The bird monster stared in disbelief, at the throne of books, a sacrilegious display if he ever saw one. But the abhorrence did not end there. 

     This therapist anon was grating his nerves. Berdly could not believe the idiocy he was hearing from this person, shooting down his words as if the actual important stuff Berdly prided himself on didn’t even matter Excuse you?   He scoffed, rolling his eyes If you have that much of a problem with me, then leave. No one’s forcing you to sit here and insult me with your nonsense opinions. No one asked for them. I certainly didn’t ask for them. For someone who’s a therapist, you aren’t doing a very good job of it. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

“Hm … I suppose there is comfort in solitude, you don’t have to rely on others as much that way … eventually you do need to though. I just find it rather interesting.” TA took a sip of some tea and smacked his lips, pleased with the taste. Absolutely perfect tea! He then placed it down onto a table that randomly appeared made entirely of books and then leaned forward. “That being said, I’m rather sorry to say I’m not attempting to insult you! In fact I am rather envious of you in a way. You hold yourself in such high regards, even finding a way to reinforce the belief of your superiority to real world values such as intelligence, status, something that many other people simply don’t have. They simply believe themselves inferior to others and are unable to see the things around them, their great achievements, as evidence that they are indeed a valuable person! You need no such reminder of your value … that interests me.”“And in any event, I’m mostly just here to donate books anyway, so I figured I’d have a bit of conversation to study such a development. I’m so used to dealing with those who don’t believe in themselves I find it a rather serendipitous when I come across people who not only do believe in themselves, but to a level that according to social structures, is in fact a negative!” Around this point, the counter was beginning to fill with stacks of books, that just sort of appeared all at once out of thin air. Many of them on the subject of psychology, philosophy, and sociology. “Tell me, why is it you put so much of your worth on such social constructs like intelligence, when so many others prefer to put their worth on other things such as fame, or fortune?”

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therapist-anon‌: “Sounds lonely.” At this point he was sitting in a throne of books, which once again had no explanation as to...

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                   the tragedy of anakin skywalker (x)
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                   the tragedy of anakin skywalker (x)

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International List of Suicide Hotlines

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Please add some good things in the tags. International List of Suicide Hotlines

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Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy...

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Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy...

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Website I Twitter I Patreon   Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in...
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Website I Twitter I Patreon Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in...

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In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume...

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wednesday night mood

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wednesday night mood

Excellent graphics with info that the mainstream press aren't sharing because they're rather scare the shit outta people.

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That last slide is extremely telling, no?

In short, share this around. Then ya'll can calm the fuck down, head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over.

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Right. Except a pandemic of a new illness that no one is immune to where almost 20% of infected people need to go to hospital puts massive strain on medical infrastructure.

So no, the sky isn’t falling but be sensible. Don’t panic buy, do wash your hands. Don’t avoid all human contact, do avoid visiting your granny or your friend with a compromised immune system. Do self isolate if you think you might have symptoms.

Don’t panic, but don’t go too far the other way.

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Found this in the reblogs. It’s not the apocalypse but the issue is lack of immunity and potentially wide spread because of it can mean and overall very large amount of infected, which ticks up the overall deaths from sheer volume, especially if healthcare infrastructure is overburdened. This has killed more than SARS and MERS because it’s very infectious. 

People need to stop panicking for themselves like it’s the apocalypse and be concerned about containing the spread due to the vulnerable people. Like in WA where I live, most of the deaths are in the nursing home in Kirkland where the first cluster really started, like it just took those people out. That won’t happen to everyone but it tanks some of the vulnerable elderly and chronically ill people real hard. 

So like the above post says the thinking should be “don’t panic, don’t think you’re going to die unless you’re chronically ill or old, but worry about keep your older parents or sister who just finished chemo or gram gram safe since this could kill them.” Because the majority of healthy people still probably have someone in their life that is vulnerable due to age or illness. 

But if you’re young and healthy, or at least don’t have one of the conditions vulnerable to this, the mass panic needs to stop. You’ll just get a version of the flu and be fine in two weeks.

The press is laying down the paranoia but it’s also something the public has to take seriously because of how many people could get infected and therefore how many vulnerable people could die. 

The world is not ending but this is Not Good

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Excellent graphics with info that the mainstream press aren't sharing because they're rather scare the shit outta people. That...

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NEEDS MORE THAN ONLY 51K NOTES

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NEEDS MORE THAN ONLY 51K NOTES

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GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and...

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Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???
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Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

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Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman
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Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

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Wait… Someone finally made something that shows what it’s really like. This is always so hard to explain.

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Scotland is not boring

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Scotland is not boring

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My totally unscientific explanation of why I quit everything I start and how everything gets too overwhelming.

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My totally unscientific explanation of why I quit everything I start and how everything gets too overwhelming. Big resolution...

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The only real OTP
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The only real OTP

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this site has one setting

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based off that one overwatch post you know the one here’s a (hopefully) inspiring pile of voicelines from tf2

therapist-anon·:

“Well actually I was going to challenge you to a fist fight, and name the winner the king of Britain, but let’s go with your thing instead. No, I actually haven’t come here to name a disorder you may have, because frankly I don’t think one exists that can describe the essence of your unfortunate scenario. I just want to get a behind the scenes look at the “Clown Prince of Crime” as ya call yourself.” TA stroke his bears, and leaned back in the chair, getting ready to take notes and at least TRY to appear as if he was a normal person with a weird skin condition. “And besides, I’ve read a few reports from the therapists that came before me, and it’s clear you either don’t know about your past or keep lying about it. So instead I’m going to ask about your future. What do you plan on doing once you get out of here?”

    ❝ Ah… that’s a far more refreshing thing to hear. We spend so much time thinking about the past without any thought to the future! ❞ He let out a relieved sigh and proudly raised a finger.

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    ❝ But what makes you think I’ll get out of here? That’s the glass half full, bucko! ❞ He said with a light chuckle and leaned forward, ❝ Do you really believe they’ll let me out? If they can’t even narrow down my ‘condition’, what makes you think I’ll be let free? It’s a great sense of humor, but they’re not in on the joke. ❞ His skepticism made his eyes turn narrow.     ❝ What you mean to say is ❞ He smiled deviously, ❝ What do you plan on doing once you break out of here? Ha, I might as well interview myself!

“You’re smarter than you look, I honestly took you for the fool.” He laughed to himself, taking a quick note as he spoke. “Yes, of course I meant once you break out, since we both know you’re going to try, and at some point. So, hypothetically or prophetically, whichever you prefer, you just escaped Arkham successfully. We’ll skip the how and the why, and go straight to what the hell do you do now that the joker is free to cause as much havoc as possible, drive as many people insane as possible, and fight a man in a spandex bat suit who stays up all night beating the every loving shit out of criminal twats in the streets.” “Just what the hell do you do now that you’re free, and why?”

4 months ago

therapist-anon·: “Well actually I was going to challenge you to a fist fight, and name the winner the king of Britain, but...

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

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Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

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Deceit on a string

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Deceit on a string