shared.to

hella fly

tippy. 29. she/her. california. writer. fitzsimmons blog // sharon carter blog
Post on Tumblr
Follow on Tumblr
Pinterest
WhatsApp
LinkedIn
Reddit
VK
Telegram

This is a snapshot view of original blog at tippykazoo.tumblr.com

Toplist Points 0 == Toplist Rank [50.000+ (bad)]

Pictures 5
Art by  Tom Booth
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG

2 hours ago

Art by Tom Booth

Pictures 1
“Between you and me I believe there is an conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town.”   You’re. You’re...

2 hours ago

“Between you and me I believe there is an conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town.” You’re. You’re...

Video
Amazing dominoes structure

2 hours ago

Amazing dominoes structure

Pictures 6
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old...
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG

2 hours ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old...

Pictures 1
Kitty Cafe In Japan

3 hours ago

Kitty Cafe In Japan

Pictures 4
every snowing scene → 1x03: “snow falls”
IMG
IMG
IMG

3 hours ago

every snowing scene → 1x03: “snow falls”

Pictures 4
I don’t really approach parts if there’s something relatable–mainly because if I was just going after parts that seem somehow...
IMG
IMG
IMG

3 hours ago

I don’t really approach parts if there’s something relatable–mainly because if I was just going after parts that seem somehow...

Video
Horizontal Temperature by zhestkov

14 hours ago

Horizontal Temperature by zhestkov

Pictures 1
This shit happens yes. 

14 hours ago

This shit happens yes. 

Natasha: I have a quick legal question. What if… hypothetically…

Phil: Oh, God, what have you DONE!

Natasha: No, I didn’t do-

Phil: What has Barton done then?!

15 hours ago

Natasha: I have a quick legal question. What if… hypothetically… Phil: Oh, God, what have you DONE! Natasha: No, I didn’t...

Pictures 1
Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

1 day ago

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

Pictures 1
i have had this picture open in a tab at work for like four days now. instant picker-upper. look at dis baaaby

1 day ago

i have had this picture open in a tab at work for like four days now. instant picker-upper. look at dis baaaby

Pictures 1
Safe to say she found the right therapist

1 day ago

Safe to say she found the right therapist

Pictures 1
Gotta make money somehow

1 day ago

Gotta make money somehow

imageimageimageimage

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

1 day ago

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

Pictures 1
escape   Maybe Daily Captain America #14

1 day ago

escape Maybe Daily Captain America #14

Pictures 1
Does this count? Volkswagen Beetle side fenders converted into motorcycles

1 day ago

Does this count? Volkswagen Beetle side fenders converted into motorcycles

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

if you don’t obey the owl then Marie will have her translator present

1 day ago

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn't the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs Marie...

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

image

1 day ago

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to...

Pictures 4
“Add more dragons” is always the best course of action.
IMG
IMG
IMG

1 day ago

“Add more dragons” is always the best course of action.

Pictures 5
Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG

1 day ago

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like