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I just found out all my OTPs have this dynamic and I had to draw it.

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I just found out all my OTPs have this dynamic and I had to draw it.

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Crashing Into You is an NSFW Snowbaz zine, here to fulfill all your saucy desires just in time for Valentine’s Day.

For anyone that’s looked at a zine application in this fandom and thought “Aw, man, I wish I could write or draw something a little spicier”, or anyone that just likes to partake in some quality fandom smut, this zine is for you. After the year we have all been through, the mods here at the Crashing Into You zine just want to get some good, good smut into your hands for Valentine’s Day 2021.

First and foremost, you must be eighteen years or older at the time of application to participate in or receive this zine.

This rule is not flexible, there will be no exceptions.

(As this is the internet, we must rely on the honor system. If you apply, we are trusting that you’re not bending the truth. If it comes out that an applicant has been dishonest, they will be immediately cut and barred from the zine. It’s a slippery slope, we don’t want anyone to get in trouble, so please if you’re a minor continue scrolling, don’t give temptation a chance.)

The Crashing Into You zine will be released for free in February 2021. Make sure to follow us here and on Instagram (crashingintoyouzine) to stay up to date on applications, contributors, and release! We will be posting a link to a form in late January that you will have to fill out to receive a PDF copy, as we will not be posting the PDF itself anywhere to ensure it will only be seen by appropriate (18+) eyes.

Interested in contributing?

Contributor Guidelines:

We’re looking for some fun and consensual smut. It doesn’t have to be strictly related to Valentine’s Day, it can be any sort of AU your heart desires and doesn’t have to be canon-compliant. Our biggest rule when it comes to contributions is that it is consensual and legal.

WRITERS:

Fics should be between 1-3.5k words.

ARTISTS:

Final art should be a max size of 2550x3300 (standard US letter) and MUST be digitally submitted as either a .jpeg or .png.

(We prefer for art to be done digitally as it is the easiest to work with when formatting. High quality scans of traditional art are okay.)

A Peek At Our Timeline:

AUGUST 9 - APPLICATIONS OPEN

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JANUARY 10 - FICS DUE FOR BETA

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Applications will be opening August 9!

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Anyone fancy a... NSFW zine? Now’s your chance. Follow for details and updates~

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Crashing Into You is an NSFW Snowbaz zine, here to fulfill all your saucy desires just in time for Valentine’s Day.

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Keep your eyes open. This fight isn't over. We will get real peace.

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Keep your eyes open. This fight isn't over. We will get real peace.

(I wasn’t part of the @coexchange​​​​ event, but I saw that someone didn’t get their gift, so here we go - @vintagecar-but-onfire​​​, I saw on your profile a mention of a haunted typewriter, and I combined that with one of your prompts to create this sort-of-but-not-really historical AU!)

What is written

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SIMON

My typewriter’s haunted.

Penelope thinks I’ve gone mad, but I swear it’s true.

I tell it everything…my ideas and fears, thoughts threading quickly over time-worn keys. I tell it about my day, about the things I think about when I’m feeling sad.

In return, it tells me stories. Truths, you know. Little things. Jokes, threats, feelings.

It’s been months, and I’d say my typewriter knows me better than anyone.

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That was the first thing it said to me when we met. After I said, My friend, have you ever felt too tired to sleep? Do you wonder what the moon thinks about Mondays? Poetic stuff like that, y’know. The sort of things you’d save for a typewriter because it’d be wasted on ink and graphite.

If I’m being honest, it’s not a very polite haunting. He’s a bit of a moody git, this ghost. He thinks highly of himself, even though he can’t be all that clever, getting himself trapped inside an ancient typewriter. (Is it ancient?) (It’s definitely pre-Windows.)

He’s mine. At least I know that. Only I can speak to him, reach him; he’s my typewriter ghost.

Maybe ghost isn’t the proper word. It’d make a certain amount of sense though, yeah? A trapped soul or spirit…a ghoul wrapped around the ribbon, trying to escape its prison. (Well, I suppose he’s not really trying to escape. He seems quite happy talking to me.) (We talk every day.)

Nice to meet you, I said that first night, after he called me an idiot. Who are you?

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Simon. My name is Simon. I’ve never met a ghost before.

Is it cold, where you are?

Are you haunting anyone else?

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This is absolutely gorgeous and I need everyone to read it. ❤️

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(I wasn’t part of the @coexchange​​​​ event, but I saw that someone didn’t get their gift, so here we go -...

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What are your plans for the adaption? I’m so curious and so excited

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Any chance for a short where Baz is surprised by how much Simon loves being held and cuddled?

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This piece is titled ‘Suga and A Whole Meal’ because @/jmwritesthings says so 😂😂 Thank you for commissioning!

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This piece is titled ‘Suga and A Whole Meal’ because @/jmwritesthings says so 😂😂 Thank you for commissioning!

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Thing i learned some time ago!  hope you all find it helpful ( perspective grids can be your friend!)
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Thing i learned some time ago!  hope you all find it helpful ( perspective grids can be your friend!)

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The History of Juneteenth

Instagram: @Blackbirdnetwork

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Scarlett Johansson and Drew Barrymore joined other actors and stuntpeople to stage this epic virtual fight follow @nowthisnews...

hey i really think y’all should watch this

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hey i really think y’all should watch this

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Hi, I'm sorry if this is a weird question, but did you go to art school or are you self taught??? I'm going to art school in the...

Anime movies I like (a lot)

Nobody asked but I made a new list cause I realized that the one I made two years ago mentioned movies that were already very popular.

This is all based on my personal opinion.

The case of Hana and Alice

The epitome of the slice of life genre.There’s something really compelling about the characters and the story. 9.5/10

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Ride your wave

A whole emotional experience. 8.5/10

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In this corner of the world

Masterpiece. Everything about this movie is just so beautiful. 10/10

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The boy and the beast

When it comes to Mamoru Hosoda films, I either fall asleep or fall in love, and this time I definitely fell in love. The visuals were stunning, the story and the characters were amazing. 9.5/10

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Doukyuusei

Cute, cute and cute. This is the first shonen-ai film I ever saw and I enjoyed it a lot. 9/10

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Weathering with you

I had a hard time looking for this film on illegal sites for 4 months. Anyways, as we all expected, it holds great visuals. The story follows the same formula as ‘your name’. Still, it is very enjoyable and beautiful. 10/10

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Flavors of youth

This movie made me hungry and the three stories touched my heart, especially the last one. 8/10

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I want to eat your pancreas

YOUR LIE IN APRIL VIBES. 9/10

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Promare

no clickbait & cute color palette :) 9/10

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Anime movies I like

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I just finished LOTR

Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.

Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.

Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.

Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.

Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”

I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”

Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*

Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents. 

Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..

Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*

Gandalf: …

Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.

Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest youSamwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then

Aragorn: We come to speak on beha-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I am very evil

Aragorn: Okay. Well, we come to nego-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I would totally kick your ass if my boss would let me

Aragorn: Look we-

Sauron’s Emmissary: Im so evil I don’t even have lips anymore

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becoming vegan because factory farming is unethical is like deciding that since walmart and amazon mistreat their employees you are now going to get everything you need out of dumpsters

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in a nutshell, instead of reforming the bad parts of your society, you try to opt out of it in a way that has really no effect, and wouldn’t work at all if the majority of people weren’t still part of the industry you dislike.

there was, for a while, a real movement of people who tried to get everything out of dumpsters, as a way of opting out of capitalism. but the problem was that you couldn’t get what you need when you need it, leading to you being kind of a drain on your community, and someone had to buy that stuff in the first place for it to end up in that dumpster anyway. it was Fundamentally Silly.

going vegan to opt out of farming practices has similar problems. for instance: you (hypothetical vegan you) won’t buy honey, but the bees are being used to fertilize the vegetables and fruit you eat, they’re making the honey anyway, all you’ve done is – well, nothing, because you’re not a big enough demographic to make an impact, but even if you were, honey sales are a much smaller part of beekeepers’ income than crop pollination. and beekeeping is not a big faceless corporate interest. it’s not monsanto. it’s a bunch of single-family or partnership business with a truck or two and a couple hundred hives. the bees make honey after a pollinating run, and the beekeepers sell it for a little extra income. if you made a dent in that, you’d be achieving nothing but making joe beekeeper buy his kids’ t-shirts at k-mart instead of target.

animal farming and plant farming are deeply interconnected. plant farmers grow animal feed; animal farmers sell manure for fertilizer. most non-corporate farmers raise both plants and animals. it’s more economic and gives them more resilience.

if you were a big enough demographic to hit ‘the farming industry’ in its wallet. you would be making things MUCH harder for small farmers than for factory farms. you would be making it easier and easier for factory farms to crowd family farmers out of business. so that’s pretty much achieving the opposite of what you want, right there.

and then there’s the fact that plant farming is just as rife with gruesome factory farm conditions as animal farming, but it’s humans who are exploited in those. i’m not going to level accusations of racism here, but it really is unfortunate how little the vocal internet vegan contingent seems to know or care about the exploitation of the mostly nonwhite workers in the industry. it makes y’all look racist, whether you are or not.

look, i keep saying this, even though folks never seem to hear me: i don’t hate vegans, i’m not trying to stop you being vegan, i do not care what you eat.

my problem is with defensive internet vegans trying to promote their dietary restriction lifestyle as a solution to problems in the real world. it is not. it may create more problems than it solves, or maybe it breaks even, i don’t know. it certainly doesn’t solve anything that can’t be solved just as well without it. it can only look reasonable from a perspective of deep ignorance about where food comes from and how the farm economy works. you basically have to be young, urban, and somewhat privileged to embrace it. and it is, fundamentally, very silly.

Furthermore I’d like you to look at a sheep farm. Actually look at it.

You CANNOT grow crops there. That’s WHY there are sheep on it.

You refuse to use wool, well aside from.the fact that it’s a fantastic fiber and how polluting polyester and other plastic fibers are, it doesn’t harm the animal to remove and in fact is done for their benefit.

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Above - a sheep farm (note steep and craggy hills), an uncompressed bale of freshly shorn wool and some sheep being shorn.

It’s not stressful for the sheep. Sheep are dumb. Be confident, dont hurt them and they’re good. Wool is a good fiber - strong, warm - even when wet - renewable and biodegradable.

My issue with Veganism-As-A-Cult is the lack of critical thinking. By all means eat what you want, wear what you want to wear but a blanket ban on all animal products because they’re HARMFUL is in itself an extremely harmful philosophy.

Do you refuse to eat plants that were pollinated by bees or fertilized by manure since they’re a product of animal labour?

Honey doesn’t hurt bees. Wool doesn’t hurt sheep.

What about animals that are going to die anyway? We are currently in the process of exterminating possums in our country as they are a pest and destroyer of our native species. We kill them humanely but they’re still going to die because its them (introduced pest) or our endemic endangered species. We use the meat for pet food and the fur for a lot of things now - in making yarns or fur items - because the alternative is to let it rot. Which is just bloody wasteful tbh.

What would (generic) you prefer we do here? Let sheep die of over heating or the weight of wet wool? Force bees into swarming (90% casualty rate) so we can avoid taking their honey? Leave pest animals to rot and encourage the use of set-and-forget traps since there’s no incentive to check them?

What’s the humane option?

see: why I hate militant veganism

Veganism, as I have encountered it, tends to be a thing that morally smug white people try to spring on others as a quick fix solution for the world, and I resent it more every day.

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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

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Written for the Carry On Quarantine event organized by @xivz​ for the prompt of food delivery. My thanks to @fight-surrender​ and @basic-banshee​ for the beta reads and support!!

Baz is a teacher quarantined at home and Simon is doing temp work delivering food for The Girl and the Goat, a local pub. A craving for a burger leads to Baz ordering from the pub, followed by weeks of mutual pining, the slow burn of a developing relationship thwarted by the physical constraints of social distancing, and a refrigerator full of pub food. Movie nights, exasperated friends, lots of texts, way too much food, and multiple awkward encounters. 

Let My Love Open the Door

Baz

I close my laptop and drop my head down onto it. I’m knackered. The metal feels cool against my forehead. I roll my face from side to side, relishing the smooth chill of it against my cheeks. And then I remember.

Fuck, now I have to disinfect the damn thing.

I’m done. Done for the day but also so done with this.

How can I be expected to effectively teach students—Sixth Form students at that—from a computer terminal? I’m almost three weeks into this, but their looming A Levels and GSCE’s are still on schedule for May.

That’s less than two months away. Five weeks and three days, to be exact.

Thank fuck it’s Friday. I’ll at least have two days to prepare next week’s frightfully inadequate lesson plan.

I grab a disinfecting wipe from the canister and methodically wipe down my laptop. I’m not sick—not a cough, not a sniffle—but I’ve bought into this not touching my face directive and I shouldn’t be smearing my germs on random surfaces. For all I know I could be carrying this thing. One of the asymptomatic Typhoid Marys, spreading it far and wide.

Not that there’s anyone to spread it to, seeing as I’m on my own here, but I wipe the laptop down anyway, unnerved by the whole idea of it.

I’ve washed my hands more in the past month than I have in my entire life. I spent the first day at home wiping down every surface, laundering the bedding, mopping the floors. My house went from having a pleasant, woodsy scent to the overwhelming stench of bleach instead.

It gave me such a headache that I had to open the windows and damn near froze. Bloody coldest March we’ve had in years. April’s not proving to be much better.

My mobile buzzes. I should have left it in the bedroom but I’ve become painfully attached to it.

If I’m not planning out curriculum, video conferencing with my class, answering frantic emails from parents, students, the other teachers at my school, or compulsively cleaning and reorganizing my house, then I’m moodily scrolling through Twitter and Instagram and ratcheting up my anxiety.

I should delete my social media.

My mobile buzzes again.

I glance at my watch. It’s six o’clock.

Bound to be Wellbelove.

Wellbelove: are you done yet?

Wellbelove: Baz!!

Wellbelove: you can’t still be doing classwork it’s after 5

Wellbelove: BAAAAZZZZ

Me: Give it a rest, Wellbelove. Some of us are actually working from home.

Wellbelove: I am working, you poncy bastard I’m obviously far more efficient than you.

Me: Look, some of us can’t just post our morning exercise routine and somehow have that count as work.

Wellbelove: Why are we friends again? Can you remind me why I put up with this slander from you?

Me: Because of my sparkling wit and undeniable charm.

Wellbelove: more like your fashion sense and propensity to pick up the bill when we eat out. Neither of which are in evidence at the moment so I may have to rethink my devotion to you

Me: Still, I’m indispensable.

Wellbelove: then buy me dinner. what are we watching tonight?

This all started at the end of that first week, when Agatha couldn’t concentrate on the book she was trying to read and I’d reached the pulling-my-hair-out state of lesson planning. She suggested we watch a film together—FaceTiming while our Netflix accounts played in sync.

We’ve done that almost every night since. Dinner and a movie, separately, from a distance.

We spend almost as much time arguing over what to watch as we do watching, but that’s just how we are. I’ve known Agatha Wellbelove since we were toddlers at the same crèche when our parents were at uni. Same primary school, same secondary school.

We drifted apart during our uni years, with Agatha at Brighton for phys Ed and Oxford to read for English Language and Literature for me.  

It was some bizarre twist of fate that we were both hired to teach at the same secondary school in Chilham. She was the last person I expected to see on my orientation day.

We picked up where we left off, latching onto each other as we navigated our first real world experience after uni.

It’s been three years now and I think the past three weeks have been the longest stretch we’ve gone without seeing each other since we moved here.

She’s self-centered, brutally straight-forward, horribly short-tempered, dreadfully impatient, and devastatingly gorgeous.

A perfect match for me if I wasn’t so irrevocably gay.

And if she wasn’t … well, categorically uninterested in me in that way is probably the best way to phrase it.

But she’s my best friend and I know it hasn’t been all that long but fuck, I miss her.

Wellbelove: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING BAZ ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

She’d be kicking me in the shin by now, if she were here. Maybe I don’t miss her quite that much.

Ugh, it’s my night to choose. I don’t know what I want to watch. Something soothing, not one of those action films or plucky sports dramas she likes so much. I actually like Bend it Like Beckham but not those sappy American ones she’s inflicted on me.

I need something familiar. Comforting.

Me: Pride and Prejudice.

Wellbelove: 2005. Kiera Knightley. I will accept no substitutes.

Me: The 1995 version is superior.

Wellbelove: Colin Firth doesn’t look like that anymore Baz. Let it go.

I start to type “Keira Knightley doesn’t either” but fucking hell she does still look the same.

Wellbelove: and you owe me dinner

Me: 2005 AND dinner? You are greedy and demanding, Wellbelove. I’ll agree to Knightley. Make your own dinner.

Wellbelove: I want a burger I’m ordering out since you’re being a berk and won’t send me food

Fuck. I’m craving a burger now too.

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NEW FIC!!!

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Smexy Snowbazy doodle  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nsfw, obviously