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Jackie + Lightning = Badass Birthday Boi  The hero is four years old now! He can go to school! :D  >>Speedpaint<<

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Jackie + Lightning = Badass Birthday Boi The hero is four years old now! He can go to school! :D >>Speedpaint<<

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“So today my character decided he is tired of my shit and walked away.”  Source: 9gag

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“So today my character decided he is tired of my shit and walked away.” Source: 9gag

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Every single time    (via)

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Every single time  (via)

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Holding kitty as she makes biscuits (kneads)    (via)

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Holding kitty as she makes biscuits (kneads)  (via)

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the nook household

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the nook household

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Play with me! (via litsathekitty)

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Play with me! (via litsathekitty)

When conducted correctly, good precautionary and preventive measures will seem like a total waste, that’s the whole point of having them in the first place.

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When conducted correctly, good precautionary and preventive measures will seem like a total waste, that’s the whole point of...

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Rescued eagle angrily bathing  (via)

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Woop Woop!  Request a Pokemon on Patreon

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Woop Woop! Request a Pokemon on Patreon

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bout to start drawing dark with cartoon “tomboy girl” eyelashes

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bout to start drawing dark with cartoon “tomboy girl” eyelashes

have you guys seen that video where the baby gets passed to her grandpa’s identical twin, and then reaches out for her grandpa when she sees him, and then gets passed to him, and then sees the identical twin and reaches out for him, and then gets passed to him, and then sees her grandpa and reaches out for him, and she keeps doing this while everyone laughs because she wants to be held by her grandpa but keeps thinking he’s that guy over there? because now I’m imagining Sam after Jackie’s created, and they keep going over to Jack to snuggle up for a nap on his neck like they do most days, but then they see Jackie and they??? they thought they were on Jack already but well there he is! so they go and snuggle up on Jackie’s neck but then they open their eye once they’re all comfy and whAT??? there’s Jack???? they thought they were on Jack already but there he is!!!! so they go and snuggle up on Jack’s neck but then WAIT -

and Jack and Jackie are just laughing their asses off watching this poor eyeball trying to grasp object permanence and the concept of a clone in time for their afternoon nap, without much success, and finally Jack has to take them to another room so they can stop getting confused. eventually Sam just learns to content themselves with sleeping on the neck of whichever Jack is closest and now they have lots of napping buddies

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have you guys seen that video where the baby gets passed to her grandpa’s identical twin, and then reaches out for her grandpa...

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I adore the Bartimaeus series and when I saw that you had an AU based off of them I think that only dogs could hear my squeal of...

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From @japancat2: “寵物訓練師解鎖🔓” #catsofinstagram   [source: https://instagr.am/p/CBss40On3_4/ ]

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From @japancat2: “寵物訓練師解鎖🔓” #catsofinstagram [source: https://instagr.am/p/CBss40On3_4/ ]

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Heroism.  (It’s the super boi’s birthday. Here he is enjoying some ‘professional research’ of his role models.) :)

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Heroism. (It’s the super boi’s birthday. Here he is enjoying some ‘professional research’ of his role models.) :)

Is there an app yet that works like a Pokedex but for actual animals? Like you point your camera at it and it can identify it? (Or get close?)

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Is there an app yet that works like a Pokedex but for actual animals? Like you point your camera at it and it can identify it?...

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My conversations with children

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My conversations with children

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‘He was my everything’: Boy who drowned in Brookings pond remembered for smile, generosity

The body of Molu Zarpeleh, 10, who was reported missing last Thursday night, was recovered from a privately-owned retention pond along 12th Street South around 8:40 a.m. Friday after authorities searched the pond, according to a new release from the City of Brookings.

A tip that Zarpeleh had been pushed into the pond that circulated on social media has been redacted by the tipster, said Chelsea Bakken, public information officer for the City of Brookings. Investigators also reported that tips they received Friday related to circumstances surrounding the incident were not true but won’t state why. Police are ignoring it and ruling it an “accidental drowning but his mother says differently. 

“A 10-year-old boy would not just take his sandals off and walk into the water,” she said. “He didn’t know how to swim.”

Brookings police and the Brookings Fire Department searched for Zarpeleh until about 2:30 a.m. Friday before the search was stopped due to safety concerns, poor lighting and murky water, the release states. Searchers used pumps from Brookings Municipal Utilities and Brookings County to remove about 300,000 gallons of water from the pond during the resumed search Friday morning

“Molu died, but I can’t say ‘was’ yet,” Mole said. “He’s my first child. He’s my only son. I don’t want to use the word ‘was.’ I can’t imagine him not living.”

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‘He was my everything’: Boy who drowned in Brookings pond remembered for smile, generosity The body of Molu Zarpeleh, 10, who...

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Love is Love IDW publishing special.   Batman written by Matt Bomer.
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Love is Love IDW publishing special. Batman written by Matt Bomer.

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Don’t know if anyone has mentioned it before but a suitable replacement is https://y23.tech/ And it has:   No ads  Playlist...

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Don’t know if anyone has mentioned it before but a suitable replacement is https://y23.tech/ And it has: No ads Playlist...

“without the police there would be mayhem”

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was watching educational documentaries last night

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No??? You can donate food that is given to people who want it. I haven’t heard of them being low on supplies. There has also been some food vendors there. But why would they be low on food ?? They are still in a city and people can come and go.

There’s been a widespread effort to start several lies about the CHAZ, including food scarcity and supposed chaos, but everyone I know locally who is there has said it’s all well supplied, calmly run, and feeling wonderfully supportive and communal.

Yeeeaaah, the Seattle Police Department has been running a constant disinformation campaign since we didn’t torch the police district like they wanted. They have been poking the bees nest that knows not to sting back and they are furious.So here’s some accurate first-hand information:

-The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is only in name. The people inside do not want to secede from the US, only make it and the city of Seattle better. This zone is just a project to show what life would look like if we didn’t live in constant fear of police making us criminals to inflate their budget and private prisons

-Local businesses are not being extorted like the SPD claims

-IDs are not checked at the border. I mean, what database are people supposed to check IDs through if they were?

-There are no warlords. The pictures of protesters with AR-15s you are seeing are after the people banded together when they heard there were heavily-armed white supremacists and neo-nazis marching up to face them (hoax broadcasted on the SPD scanners since they knew protesters were listening in and wanted to cause chaos)

-You may have heard of someone declaring himself the king of the area. There was someone that attacked a white artist for spraying over a black artist’s work and made those threats in the moment. The attacker has apologized to the white artist since. He is not recognized as the leader by anyone in the area since there is no leader

-SPD says they were ran out of their precinct. In reality, they emptied the building and left it before walking away, leaving the protesters to just… have it

-There’s no border. People can come and go as they please. The only barricades are to protect people inside since a police officer’s brother drove in the middle of the crowd and started shooting protesters a few nights prior

-There’s a QFC two blocks in one direction and a Safeway in the other direction. Since everyone can come and go as they please, there’s no sense to run out of food or any supplies

-Restaurants and residents are happy to see so much foot traffic! Business’s doors are open for people to use their bathrooms. Some are even offering free menu items! And it’s a lot better than the constant gunfire and teargassing the police offered. There was so much teargas the previous night (after the mayor promised a 30 day ban on teargas) it got into entire buildings’ AC systems, gassing everyone inside

-We are still paying sales and property taxes since we are still a part of the city and the state and don’t plan to secede. The threat to power and water is foolish unless the SPD want to be extra cruel

-There are plenty of water and medical supplies. Everyone from different parts of the city and the greater Seattle area are coming together to volunteer their time

-Just imagine a regular street fair or music festival where people hold public round table discussions on how to improve the city and fight racial injustice

-Most nights, the people in there watch educational documentaries on the struggles of black lives in America

-And tonight we played dodge ball

Take Away: We are proving that the police as they are now, do more harm to American communities than good. Abolish the police and restructure the city/state budget to improve communities. Put health and growth of citizens first. National news (especially conservative outlets) are lying to you. They are reporting only what the police are saying. The police are lying because we are threatening their paychecks and their military toys.

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“without the police there would be mayhem” Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was watching educational documentaries last...

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My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.

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My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.

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nice emojis vol. 2!   I’ve gained SO many followers ever since people learned i made the original nice emojis; so I wanted to...
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nice emojis vol. 2!  I’ve gained SO many followers ever since people learned i made the original nice emojis; so I wanted to...

A great white shark, but the size of a cat and with puppy teeth unable to cause any damage and moves by dragging itself across the ground. Makes for a great pet

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This is a cute joke to anyone under 80 who doesn’t remember the land shark craze of the 1940s.

Gills aren’t like lungs- When lungs fill with water you’re dead. But when gills have air, they can breathe about as well as a human could on Mt. Everest. So humans, domesticating as they do, bred some fish, including nurse sharks, to breathe better and better in air until finally, the land shark was born.

The land shark, or “Georgia land shark” as it was known in Georgia for legal reasons, became extremely popular with a few caveats: They could not be pet backwards, as their scales were directional and would cut up your hand if stroked in the wrong direction; They had to rest in water once every few days to stay healthy; And most importantly, you had to file their teeth regularly, as they were naturally very sharp and grew anew at a very fast rate.

Most owners were responsible with their land sharks and lived happily. The big problem didn’t come from irresponsible pet owners. The problem came from the American Military.

Seeing the ability to dwell on land, the military immediately began breeding larger, more voracious sharks, including the great white- Intended for use in battle. They never made it that far, as the government decided to invest instead in nuclear arms. So the military was left with several hundred weaponized land shark embryos. And they did what any responsible government agency would do- Made a quick buck by selling them to unsuspecting domesticated land shark breeders.

The results were disastrous. Hundreds were bitten, some were killed. The land shark craze ended with the euthanasia of all land sharks in America. There were too few abroad to maintain a genetic pool, and the species went extinct in 1944.

The effects would be longer lasting. The brief flirtation with land sharks led to the modern shark’s bad reputation. Jaws was made to capitalize on this fear, and to this day people still believe sharks account for the majority of deaths at sea. In fact, over 98% of recorded shark bites were on land from the militarized land sharks, and Jaws is grossly inaccurate, the natural great white shark being only one foot in size.

So it’s fine to be amused by the concept above, it’s even cute. But never forget history and the dangers of tinkering with nature.

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A great white shark, but the size of a cat and with puppy teeth unable to cause any damage and moves by dragging itself across...

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Okay but where’s the lie though?!

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Okay but where’s the lie though?!

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black lives matter should not be seen as a trend

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black lives matter should not be seen as a trend

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the firebending masters is such a good episode
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the firebending masters is such a good episode

god is the avatar and i am but an unsuspecting cabbage merchant.

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god is the avatar and i am but an unsuspecting cabbage merchant.

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Even smoll clouds need a checkup from time to time!    (via)

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Even smoll clouds need a checkup from time to time!  (via)

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“My cat is known for her arm flops. So I recorded some more for you. Hope you enjoy it!“    (Source)

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“My cat is known for her arm flops. So I recorded some more for you. Hope you enjoy it!“  (Source)